Italian christmas customs will kill me

[Allandro]

On 24-25-26 december and 31-1 jenuary family and relatives meet at grandma's house...

When I say relatives I mean even people with 1% blood in common with the family, even girlfriends and boyfriends of family members... Like the boyfriend of my cousin or my aunt, ofc husbands and shit...

In these days in grandma's house we'll be 20-30 people from every corner of the world, like grandma's brothers from America, ecc...

We'll eat for 3 hours straight for dinner and lunch.

If you don't eat you are seen as an ungrateful piece of shit.

I am not fat rn 62kg and 175cm but I think I'll take like 3kgs at least from all of this binge eating... I like christmas and reunited family and shit but damn, why do we have to eat that much?

 

[Deleted member 22063]

that's a good thing noob

it's so easy to be nt when you have lots of cousins your age

 

[Deleted member 21182]

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Who tf cares.

I enjoy christmas meetings cause its the biggest cagefuel tbh.

 

[Allandro]

it's so easy to be nt when you have lots of cousins your age

I'm the youngest there... There's also my cousin who is 18yo but we don't share much things in common, she's a soldier in the army and there's also her boyfriend close to her, so prob she'd rather talk to him

 

[Allandro]

Agreed

 

[Deleted member 16369]

Do you eat panettone? In the states it’s part of the Christmas tradition even for non italians

 

[Allandro]

Do you eat panettone? In the states it’s part of the Christmas tradition even for non italians

Yes but most italians prefer pandoro, wich is a panettone without candied fruits and more sugar.

 

[Deleted member 24371]

will @Lorsss be coming to ur grand mothers house

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

I'm Orthodox Christian and I know those feels brah XD

 

[Moggie]

what i do on these kinds of days is just limit eating on the days following / drink a lot of water and coffee

it is effectively carb loading

 

[Allandro]

will @Lorsss be coming to ur grand mothers house

Of course if He shares 1% blood with me he can come

 

[Deleted member 7580]

Mirin
They have cancelled Christmas in Canada bcz it’s Muh offensive to non Christians

 

[Allandro]

Mirin
They have cancelled Christmas in Canada bcz it’s Muh offensive to non Christians

WTF

 

[Allandro]

what i do on these kinds of days is just limit eating on the days following / drink a lot of water and coffee

it is effectively carb loading

I'll start gym after christmas hollydays, gyms are closed in this period... And I'll take magnesium and potassium supplements.

 

[Deleted member 7580]

WTF

Atheists, Muslims and Jews were complaining it’s offensive

Christmas decoration is haram in major Canadian cities

The Toronto Eaton Centre will not have any Christmas tree for 2022

A longstanding tradition at the CF Toronto Eaton Centre will reportedly come to an end this holiday season, with the shopping mall's management revea…

www.blogto.com

 

[khvirgin]

I thought the worst italian christmas custom was the grandma asking "so when are you gonna get a gf?"

 

[Allandro]

Atheists, Muslims and Jews were complaining it’s offensive View attachment 1998570

Christmas decoration is haram in major Canadian cities

The Toronto Eaton Centre will not have any Christmas tree for 2022

A longstanding tradition at the CF Toronto Eaton Centre will reportedly come to an end this holiday season, with the shopping mall's management revea…

www.blogto.com

I feel bad for you, christmas decorations are beautiful, if I was muslim or jewish I'd not complain because of the mood Christmas gives...

Cities here are already full of decorations from early november.

 

[Allandro]

I thought the worst italian christmas custom was the grandma asking "so when are you gonna get a gf?"

They ask you everyday not only during christmas

 

[khvirgin]

They ask you everyday not only during christmas

so brutal
and when you find a gf is "when are you gonna get married?"

 

[Deleted member 7580]

I feel bad for you, christmas decorations are beautiful, if I was muslim or jewish I'd not complain because of the mood Christmas gives...

Cities here are already full of decorations from early november.

Mirin Italy
But Muslims and Jews have too much control in North America and hate Christianity @Xangsane @David Rothschild @ReadBooksEveryday @Octillionaire

 

[Deleted member 24371]

Atheists, Muslims and Jews were complaining it’s offensive View attachment 1998570

Christmas decoration is haram in major Canadian cities

The Toronto Eaton Centre will not have any Christmas tree for 2022

A longstanding tradition at the CF Toronto Eaton Centre will reportedly come to an end this holiday season, with the shopping mall's management revea…

www.blogto.com

thats some bullshit, in a snowy country as well wtf

 

[Deleted member 7580]

thats some bullshit, in a snowy country as well wtf

Yea we used to have lots of decorations and Christmas trees few years ago and everything was so festive starting from November

I miss those times

 

[Deleted member 24371]

Yea we used to have lots of decorations and Christmas trees few years ago and everything was so festive starting from November

I miss those times

liberals have become puritans

 

[Allandro]

so brutal
and when you find a gf is "when are you gonna get married?"

When I got a girlfriend and I finally was able to answer "yes I have a gf" to this question grandma started to ask every single detail about her... Like her parents job and everything correlated to her family... Prob she asked all of this because 50 years ago having a gf meant to be close to marriage.

 

[Lorsss]

On 24-25-26 december and 31-1 jenuary family and relatives meet at grandma's house...

When I say relatives I mean even people with 1% blood in common with the family, even girlfriends and boyfriends of family members... Like the boyfriend of my cousin or my aunt, ofc husbands and shit...

In these days in grandma's house we'll be 20-30 people from every corner of the world, like grandma's brothers from America, ecc...

We'll eat for 3 hours straight for dinner and lunch.

If you don't eat you are seen as an ungrateful piece of shit.

I am not fat rn 62kg and 175cm but I think I'll take like 3kgs at least from all of this binge eating... I like christmas and reunited family and shit but damn, why do we have to eat that much?

don't be silly, neither the Christman dinner, the Christmas lunch or New Year's Eve binge drinking will affect your weight.
Weight gain or weight loss is a long term challenge:
At the end of the week, if the calories which you intook overreach the calories burnt by your basal metabolism, then you gain weight.
Still weight gain is very slow and you need a 7000 calorie surplus to build 1 kilogram of fat.

In conclusion, just eat something less the days after Christman and you will be fine

 

[Xangsane]

On 24-25-26 december and 31-1 jenuary family and relatives meet at grandma's house...

When I say relatives I mean even people with 1% blood in common with the family, even girlfriends and boyfriends of family members... Like the boyfriend of my cousin or my aunt, ofc husbands and shit...

In these days in grandma's house we'll be 20-30 people from every corner of the world, like grandma's brothers from America, ecc...

We'll eat for 3 hours straight for dinner and lunch.

If you don't eat you are seen as an ungrateful piece of shit.

I am not fat rn 62kg and 175cm but I think I'll take like 3kgs at least from all of this binge eating... I like christmas and reunited family and shit but damn, why do we have to eat that much?

Are you Mizrahi or Christian Arab?

 

[Lorsss]

will @Lorsss be coming to ur grand mothers house

no, my family is vary small because my parents have no sibling so I do not have cousing or uncles.

 

[Deleted member 24371]

no, my family is vary small because my parents have no sibling so I do not have cousing or uncles.

you can come to my house

 

[khvirgin]

no, my family is vary small because my parents have no sibling so I do not have cousing or uncles.

probably for the better.
There's so no worse feeling for an incel than when every cousin and sibling bring their gfs/bfs

 

[Allandro]

Are you Mizrahi or Christian Arab?

I am italian, I am atheist but my family is catholic

 

[Xangsane]

I am italian, I am atheist but my family is catholic

I thought you said you were Arab before, so I assumed you were from a Maronite background, JFL.

 

[Allandro]

I thought you said you were Arab before, so I assumed you were from a Maronite background, JFL.

Never said

 

[Xangsane]

Never said

No I am arab, she exposed me

 

[Allandro]

Cuz in that video she said italians are arabs @Xangsane

 

[Xangsane]

Cuz in that video she said italians are arabs @Xangsane

Gotcha.

 

[Deleted member 17872]

Mirin Italy
But Muslims and Jews have too much control in North America and hate Christianity @Xangsane @David Rothschild @ReadBooksEveryday @Octillionaire

Good that North America is going back to it's Puritan roots


Christmas is a Catholic heresy and is alien to North America.

 

[Allandro]

Good that North America is going back to it's Puritan roots


Christmas is a Catholic heresy and is alien to North America.

Don't worry, the pope is organizing a cruissade to north America

 

[the BULL]

On 24-25-26 december and 31-1 jenuary family and relatives meet at grandma's house...

When I say relatives I mean even people with 1% blood in common with the family, even girlfriends and boyfriends of family members... Like the boyfriend of my cousin or my aunt, ofc husbands and shit...

In these days in grandma's house we'll be 20-30 people from every corner of the world, like grandma's brothers from America, ecc...

We'll eat for 3 hours straight for dinner and lunch.

If you don't eat you are seen as an ungrateful piece of shit.

I am not fat rn 62kg and 175cm but I think I'll take like 3kgs at least from all of this binge eating... I like christmas and reunited family and shit but damn, why do we have to eat that much?

terroni's stuff. just don't go

 

[Moggie]

terroni's stuff. just don't go

what kind of italian are you jfl

 

[the BULL]

what kind of italian are you jfl

north italian who only thinks about working
we work so southerners can live in conditions slightly above morocco

 

[Moggie]

north italian who only thinks about working
we work so southerners can live in conditions slightly above morocco

arent you from the south though?

 

[the BULL]

arent you from the south though?

yes but i don't identify with southerners. i had better treatment in north. girls recognized my genetic worth more and had a better attitude and people were nicer in general

 

[Brazitard]

On 24-25-26 december and 31-1 jenuary family and relatives meet at grandma's house...

When I say relatives I mean even people with 1% blood in common with the family, even girlfriends and boyfriends of family members... Like the boyfriend of my cousin or my aunt, ofc husbands and shit...

In these days in grandma's house we'll be 20-30 people from every corner of the world, like grandma's brothers from America, ecc...

We'll eat for 3 hours straight for dinner and lunch.

If you don't eat you are seen as an ungrateful piece of shit.

I am not fat rn 62kg and 175cm but I think I'll take like 3kgs at least from all of this binge eating... I like christmas and reunited family and shit but damn, why do we have to eat that much?

Brazilians are like Italians regarding family, guess it is like that because of Italian heritage and inherited habits and culture...

Anyway: eat as much meat as you can, try controlling carb intake... It's what I'll do since I have diabetic symptoms and abusing carbs is giving me crippling tooth pain lately: it goes away when I stop, tho.

 

[Allandro]

north italian who only thinks about working
we work so southerners can live in conditions slightly above morocco

@the BULL is our little slave who works for us like french with king sun in France

 

[the BULL]

@the BULL is our little slave who works for us like french with king sun in France

except y'all live in shitty hyper dense ghetto towns instead of versailles

 

[Allandro]

Anyway: eat as much meat as you can, try controlling carb intake...

80% of the food will be pasta prob

 

[Brazitard]

80% of the food will be pasta prob

Would eat it if I didn't felt pain lol I love pasta, I used to cook 1.1 lb of pasta and eat it all with butter, no salt, sauce, nothing, sometimes I would eat it pure!

 

[Moggie]

80% of the food will be pasta prob

mirin, where is the turkey though?

 

[Allandro]

mirin, where is the turkey though?

Never eaten a turkey in my life