It’s best to tell a potential romantic partner that your penis is small

[Vermilioncore]

Let me tell you something.


Before I met my girl, before we fucked, I informed her that my dick is small. But when she saw it, she made remarks about how big it was.

You can’t go wrong with this method. Either they see your dick and go “ew it’s tiny!” And you can say “I told you so slut, you didn’t believe me” or she says “damn it’s big! Liar” and you can say some shit like “big surprise huh?”

Win win situation. Better call Saul shit

 

[Deleted member 17997]

The biggest dick pill is that your dick size doesn't matter as women crave gang bangs and you don't have 10 dicks. Even Chico with a 10 inch dick couldn't satisfy a hoe.

 

[Vermilioncore]

The biggest dick pill is that your dick size doesn't matter as women crave gang bangs and you don't have 10 dicks. Even Chico with a 10 inch dick couldn't satisfy a hoe.

A woman wants to be fucked by 5 random strangers in a dirty alley. She wants to do depraved slutty things

 

[güss]

honesty is the best policy

 

[ropemax]

A woman wants to be fucked by 5 random strangers in a dirty alley. She wants to do depraved slutty things

that's what your ex is doing rn

 

[Vermilioncore]

that's what your ex is doing rn

I don’t have an ex. I only have my girlfriend