forevergymcelling
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The time of the year has come
The only day in which every girl in the country is given an excuse to dress up as slutty as she wishes, free from any criticism or restrictions
The only day in which the primal nature of modern females is displayed to its full extent
Women everywhere have been dieting and gymcelling in preparation for this weekend all year. Months of thought and planning has been involved. Every girl is striving to look her absolute best.
Make no mistake, every college aged female will have plans tonight
Either an exclusive party
Or heading out to a club
And you know what this means?
The Chads are out in full force too, looking for any excuse to show off their sharp lower thirds and physiques
And for you?
I guess it's another year rotting indoors, coping with movies or games, wondering where it all went wrong
And whether it's your looks, your lack of friends, your status; the result is the same.
Another year with 0 party invites. Sitting inside watching the time fly by while your peers are out having fun.
Your classmates are out, the NTs are out, your oneitis is out. Everybody is having the time of their lives dressing up and getting wasted.
Meanwhile you're checking your phone every 5 minutes refreshing your Tinder app with nothing to show for it.
Not to worry, maybe you can download that game you always wanted to play, or binge watch a new TV show until the early morning
It'll get better. Just one more surgery. Just 1 more year in the gym. Just one more Tinder boost. Maybe next time something will be different
But rest assured, the events which occur tonight can only end in one way
Maybe next year buddy...
Maybe next year
The only day in which every girl in the country is given an excuse to dress up as slutty as she wishes, free from any criticism or restrictions
The only day in which the primal nature of modern females is displayed to its full extent
Women everywhere have been dieting and gymcelling in preparation for this weekend all year. Months of thought and planning has been involved. Every girl is striving to look her absolute best.
Make no mistake, every college aged female will have plans tonight
Either an exclusive party
Or heading out to a club
And you know what this means?
The Chads are out in full force too, looking for any excuse to show off their sharp lower thirds and physiques
And for you?
I guess it's another year rotting indoors, coping with movies or games, wondering where it all went wrong
And whether it's your looks, your lack of friends, your status; the result is the same.
Another year with 0 party invites. Sitting inside watching the time fly by while your peers are out having fun.
Your classmates are out, the NTs are out, your oneitis is out. Everybody is having the time of their lives dressing up and getting wasted.
Meanwhile you're checking your phone every 5 minutes refreshing your Tinder app with nothing to show for it.
Not to worry, maybe you can download that game you always wanted to play, or binge watch a new TV show until the early morning
It'll get better. Just one more surgery. Just 1 more year in the gym. Just one more Tinder boost. Maybe next time something will be different
But rest assured, the events which occur tonight can only end in one way
Maybe next year buddy...
Maybe next year
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