It’s time to incriminate myself

[PsychoDsk]

The time has come.
Time to end the unforgiving reign of superiority over all greycels and people alike.

To some I’m a mastermind, to others I’m a retard.

It’s time I reveal something TRULY disgusting about myself. Something I’ve had to live with for MONTHS.

Something I CAN’T get over. After all, I’m not more god than any one of you.

It’s time all of you find out the truth. It’s time for the world to know what I’m dealing with, time for my hometown to read this and realise I’m just as much of a person as they are, and I’m not a god in fact.

Not only do I poop A LOT, I have something with bowel movements that completely descends me from true adam status back to the slums of sub-sahara Africa.

You wanna find out what it is?

Alright….

I’ll tell you.

Drumrolls please

I have hemorrhoids
The thing in ur ass that itches and hurts like hell.

YES, I KNOW.

It’s true, I suffer from hemorhoids or however u spell it.
All the creams in the world don’t fix that shit nigguh. Stuck with an itchy butt for the rest of my life nigguh. Yea I’m scratching my ass as we speak nigguh.

And the worst part is, scratching it is THE BEST feeling in the world.

I believe @Sceptical spoke about this way before any of you.

I’m PsychoDsk, I’m not a chad, I’m a simple man with an intense itch around my ass.

 

[iblamexyz]

dnr

 

[Antonlord7]

Pppppphhhhhhhssssss

 

[Sceptical]

your poetry class is going to have a field day with this when they find out

 

[topology]

Oh bud, see what is coming soon, open your eyes.

 

[Banned User]

 

[iblamefranklin]

The time has come.
Time to end the unforgiving reign of superiority over all greycels and people alike.

To some I’m a mastermind, to others I’m a retard.

It’s time I reveal something TRULY disgusting about myself. Something I’ve had to live with for MONTHS.

Something I CAN’T get over. After all, I’m not more god than any one of you.

It’s time all of you find out the truth. It’s time for the world to know what I’m dealing with, time for my hometown to read this and realise I’m just as much of a person as they are, and I’m not a god in fact.

Not only do I poop A LOT, I have something with bowel movements that completely descends me from true adam status back to the slums of sub-sahara Africa.

You wanna find out what it is?

Alright….

I’ll tell you.

Drumrolls please

I have hemorrhoids
The thing in ur ass that itches and hurts like hell.

YES, I KNOW.

It’s true, I suffer from hemorhoids or however u spell it.
All the creams in the world don’t fix that shit nigguh. Stuck with an itchy butt for the rest of my life nigguh. Yea I’m scratching my ass as we speak nigguh.

And the worst part is, scratching it is THE BEST feeling in the world.

I believe @Sceptical spoke about this way before any of you.

I’m PsychoDsk, I’m not a chad, I’m a simple man with an intense itch around my ass.

he could be talking to us....... and scratching his butt at the same time....... im gonna need to speak to a trusted adult about this one