It’s yet again OVER.Girl i lost my virginity with told my girl roommate my dick is small. I’m hanging tonight.

[PseudoMaxxer]

Your dick is not small, you simply lack testosterone and couldn’t get hard.

Stop watching porn, eat more animal fat, and exercise daily with weights.

but how can i resolve this now?? She said it to everyone, my dick is small. My reputation of dark triad big cocky guy is gone.

She wouldn't have called it small if it was actually 5.8 and fully hard because that's bang on average

And now what?

 

[SoundnVision]

but how can i resolve this now?? She said it to everyone, my dick is small. My reputation of dark triad big cocky guy is gone.

And now what?

Go fuck a girl with a full erection and stop crying.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Go fuck a girl with a full erection and stop crying.

i got lucky, how do i fuck another girl?

I fucked this one because we got connected by friends. I can’t get one myself for fuck sake.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Larping for rep
Tut tut

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Larping for rep
Tut tut

what the fuck are you talking about you incel

 

[Geoff2024]

Finasteride, 500 calories a day, and drunk.

My dick was completely dead. Its not my fault.

I’m 5.8 inches but fuck i was like 4 inches since i wasn’t hard at all.

My roommate didn’t say that my dick is small but when i told her my dick wasn’t working she looked at me and said “mmmhh yeah, i know”

And then she continues saying “she told me a lot more, but obviously to respect yours and my privacy i won’t tell you. i hope you understand”

So basically my dick is small and my penis isn’t working. Good .

Guess what i’m doing tonight…

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Bushman]

A lesson to Steer clear of promiscuous women, nigga.
Not only are they disease carrying harlots, they are also gossips and can run your reputation into the Earth.

 

[Deleted member 43685]

embrace your small dick and be proud about it! us dicklets deserve to live too #DLM #DickletLivesMatter

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

A lesson to Steer clear of promiscuous women, nigga.
Not only are they disease carrying harlots, they are also gossips and can run your reputation into the Earth.

lesson learned 100%.

It was only to loose my virginity.

 

[Bushman]

lesson learned 100%.

It was only to loose my virginity.

Counter her gossip by spreading misinformation.

If you still care about your peers’ opinions, fight fire with fire.
Tell your roommate that the girl was a walking biological weapon
Say that she had roast beef flaps and that her pussy smelled like Death Incarnate.

Then, after about week and half, fake an illness. Complain about a rash and painful urination to your roommates, but don’t explicitly state you have an STD. Feign ignorance and ask your roommates if they’ve been suffering similar symptoms.


They will put two and two together, and will believe that the girl gave you herpes.
The only way to defeat a gossip is by ruining their reputation.

 

[Deleted member 30037]

Add abit of cardio for optimal blood flow

Agreed. Although I think interval training is optimal. When you start running half marathons or more it does more damage than good.

 

[Drixzy]

I’m 5.8 inches but fuck i was like 4 inches since i wasn’t hard at all.

5.8 inches is already really small bro. but 4 inches... holy shit i wouldve killed myself.

 

[ZaC]

Everyone in the house and all my roommates will know my dick is small.

The girl is from my city so she’ll say around that my dick is small.

Go ER on them

 

[tombradylover]

Finasteride, 500 calories a day, and drunk.

My dick was completely dead. Its not my fault.

I’m 5.8 inches but fuck i was like 4 inches since i wasn’t hard at all.

My roommate didn’t say that my dick is small but when i told her my dick wasn’t working she looked at me and said “mmmhh yeah, i know”

And then she continues saying “she told me a lot more, but obviously to respect yours and my privacy i won’t tell you. i hope you understand”

So basically my dick is small and my penis isn’t working. Good .

Guess what i’m doing tonight…

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we have the same sized dick. Only once out of 20 girls have i ever been called small. Blame ur erection quality not size my friend. Do not rope ur fine

 

[StalinCel]

Bro seriously wants to RopeMaxx

 

[Michael Myers]

Finasteride, 500 calories a day, and drunk.

My dick was completely dead. Its not my fault.

I’m 5.8 inches but fuck i was like 4 inches since i wasn’t hard at all.

My roommate didn’t say that my dick is small but when i told her my dick wasn’t working she looked at me and said “mmmhh yeah, i know”

And then she continues saying “she told me a lot more, but obviously to respect yours and my privacy i won’t tell you. i hope you understand”

So basically my dick is small and my penis isn’t working. Good .

Guess what i’m doing tonight…

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Haram!

 

[Michael Myers]

even this weirdo gigamanlet got his v card out of the window no excuses for you @Gengar

You have no excuses either! You’re 6’3”.

 

[halfbloodaryanmaxxe]

Bro pls reply how did you slay as ethnic and 5’6. Pls help a brocel
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[Nebula]

You have no excuses either! You’re 6’3”.

i dont wanna lose my v card tbh theres just way too many problems in my life that losing my v wont solve shit

 

[Michael Myers]

i dont wanna lose my v card tbh theres just way too many problems in my life that losing my v wont solve shit

I agree. I don't want to lose mine either. We have access to prostitutes at least. Plus I already mentioned before I got a friend who has FWBs and wants me to have a threesome with, just so I can lose my v card. JFL.

 

[Nebula]

I agree. I don't want to lose mine either. We have access to prostitutes at least. Plus I already mentioned before I got a friend who has FWBs and wants me to have a threesome with, just so I can lose my v card. JFL.

insane connections. Status mogs me too fuck u gengar

 

[Michael Myers]

insane connections. Status mogs me too fuck u gengar

He's one of my best friends. I met him in high school. He's Persian but all his FWBs are white. He has a good pheno for an ethnic, he's got pale/white skin. However he does have PSL failos (thin lips, big nose and big droopy eyes A.K.A. negative canthal tilt). So it's not all looks, rizz is important too, unironically. He, however, does have money and status (he's graduated from university and his father owns an expensive store). But he lives alone in another city and doesn't make use of his financial status, so that's not really a factor.

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Aren’t you circumsized?

 

[Nebula]

He's one of my best friends. I met him in high school. He's Persian but all his FWBs are white. He has a good pheno for an ethnic, he's got pale/white skin. However he does have PSL failos (thin lips, big nose and big droopy eyes A.K.A. negative canthal tilt). So it's not all looks, rizz is important too, unironically. He, however, does have money and status (he's graduated from university and his father owns an expensive store). But he lives alone in another city and doesn't make use of his financial status, so that's not really a factor.

mirin hard tbh bhai

 

[Michael Myers]

mirin hard tbh bhai

Same here bhai. You remember the guy I introduced you to? The blasian? He also offered him the same (we went to the same high school together) but he is halalmaxxed like me so he won't do it.

 

[Nebula]

Same here bhai. You remember the guy I introduced you to? The blasian? He also offered him the same (we went to the same high school together) but he is halalmaxxed like me so he won't do it.

Yes ofcoursr i remember him. Mirin morals tbh

 

[Michael Myers]

Yes ofcoursr i remember him. Mirin morals tbh

He's a good guy. Currently in a rut unfortunately (yes, thanks to a foid who's borderline femcel).

 

[Nebula]

He's a good guy. Currently in a rut unfortunately (yes, thanks to a foid who's borderline femcel).

Elab what happened

 

[Michael Myers]

Elab what happened

He got his first ever gf but she broke up with him. He feels like she led him on, which she kinda did.

 

[Nebula]

He got his first ever gf but she broke up with him. He feels like she led him on, which she kinda did.

How tf did he got her in the first place

 

[mog_or_be_mogged]

my dick is bigger than urs flaccid JFL brutal shit

 

[Michael Myers]

How tf did he got her in the first place

She approached him, showered him with attention, touched him, flirted with him etc. They're colleagues.

 

[Nebula]

She approached him, showered him with attention, touched him, flirted with him etc. They're colleagues.

Oh yeah totally forgot this dude is still in school

 

[Michael Myers]

Oh yeah totally forgot this dude is still in school

What? I said "colleagues" a.k.a. it's someone from his work.

 

[Nebula]

What? I said "colleagues" a.k.a. it's someone from his work.

Over

 

[Michael Myers]

Over

 

[Nebula]

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Botoom looks like me with normal midface lol

 

[Michael Myers]

Botoom looks like me with normal midface lol

 

[Nebula]

Hoes dat coping lol

 

[shabby890]

Penoplasty time

 

[Michael Myers]

Hoes dat coping lol

Je lijkt er niet op. Je hebt dikkere wenkies nodig en een andere gezichtsstructuur. Je hebt andere bones dan hem. JFL.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Finasteride, 500 calories a day, and drunk.

My dick was completely dead. Its not my fault.

I’m 5.8 inches but fuck i was like 4 inches since i wasn’t hard at all.

My roommate didn’t say that my dick is small but when i told her my dick wasn’t working she looked at me and said “mmmhh yeah, i know”

And then she continues saying “she told me a lot more, but obviously to respect yours and my privacy i won’t tell you. i hope you understand”

So basically my dick is small and my penis isn’t working. Good .

Guess what i’m doing tonight…

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Will you punch her in the ear again and again until her eardrum ruptures?

 

[Nebula]

Je lijkt er niet op. Je hebt dikkere wenkies nodig en een andere gezichtsstructuur. Je hebt andere bones dan hem. JFL.

Mn wenkbrauwen zijn super dik tf zeg jij? Ja mn bones zijn subhuman. Ik ben recessed af

 

[Nebula]

Je lijkt er niet op. Je hebt dikkere wenkies nodig en een andere gezichtsstructuur. Je hebt andere bones dan hem. JFL.

Andere gezichtstructuur. Aka normale ratios. Ik ben subhuman

 

[Michael Myers]

Mn wenkbrauwen zijn super dik tf zeg jij? Ja mn bones zijn subhuman. Ik ben recessed af

Echt? Ik ben vergeten hoe je wenkbrauwen eruit zien dan. Ik dacht was ongeveer de helft daarvan.

 

[Nebula]

Echt? Ik ben vergeten hoe je wenkbrauwen eruit zien dan. Ik dacht was ongeveer de helft daarvan.

lol

 

[Skywalker]

Nigga quit the cigs cutting and fin. You needa become a man

dis nigga cucking himself with fin at 16

 

[Timmy]

dis nigga cucking himself with fin at 16

I avoid touching receipts because of the estrogen and there are fags who go ahead and take fin. The level of stupidity of some people

 

[Skywalker]

I avoid touching receipts because of the estrogen

what do you mean? receipts?

 

[Timmy]

what do you mean? receipts?

It has xenoestrogens that lower sperm count and T