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Whores at work have been sharing increasingly vulgar degeneracies with me as of late. Some of you may have read the thread I made about the bartender who explained her sexual dealings with a Celtics player with me. The worst part of that thread was, I hadn't seen the bitch in multiple months and this was the first thing she revealed in our initial conversation, not even 30 seconds in.
looksmax.org
Thats the thread in question but the first paragraph in this thread is a sufficient TLDR, I just wanted to give multiple examples from the thread title.
Anyway, I was at work in the morning preparing the restaurant for its opening, and I usually have 15 minutes of free time or so where I have a cup of coffee and a burger with some coworkers before the day begins. This is usually confined to me and my mates sitting around in the kitchen, predominately men, but the occasional foid will engage with our shenanigans. We were fooling around with a measuring tape measuring our wingspans and bideltoid's (mostly my influence) and then obviously a bunch of men will move any convo of measurements to their penis within a minute of two. We were all showing our sizes with the tape held near our crotches as a foid walks into the kitchen.
She was caging at how retarded we were and then started talking about some other random shit asking if we could measure her height or whatever. She then grabbed the tape and was unsheathing it to around 9.5 to 10 inches. She holds it around and shows maybe 5 other people exclaiming that this was the biggest penis size she had ever taken on, everyone was grossed out (especially me) and I called her repulsive and degenerate. She said shes seen me with lots of girls during bouncing, since she frequents the night shift too, as if this makes me an unqualified critic of being a whore.
I get over my initial vomit induced state that usually arises from 30 seconds of women speaking, then I rationalize what she said and inquired further. I thought to myself no fucking way this bitch (MTB barely) just happened to take a genetic anomaly cock mogger and live to tell the tale. I called out her LARP instantly saying she was prob overestimating the size or the guy lied to her, it was likely 8 inches. I asked about the girth measurements but she was too low iq to grasp the concept of circumferential measurements jfl. I ldared that line of inquiry and started trying to expose her LARP via statistic probabilities. EDIT (I inquired if the race and he wasnt BBC so no copes, it was a whyte boiii)
I start googling penis percentile checker
calcsd.info
And I proceeded to input the stats into the calculator and I literally broke the website
The bitch started malding that I exposed her for LARPing cock conquests to all of her peers realizing it was nearly impossible that she had randomly come across a top .000000000000000000000001 percent cock mogger.
And to further seal the deal I went a step further pulling up another graph
I said "do you really expect us to believe you had sex with a guy whos cock was off the entire reference range for the plot map?" This part felt like punching a guy who you had already KO'd.
She tried turning it around on me asking why I knew all these statistics and I just said I dont like when people dont understand percentiles and no one questioned it. She walked out malding and everyone in the kitchen was mirin iq. Bitch prob blocked the "cock mogger"'s number after realizing he was larping size. Prob still had an 8x6 but brutal expose pill.
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Women are becoming more shameless and diabolical
I had this girl who I havent seen in a month or two come up to me and start telling me about a guy on the celtics shes been hooking up with, sharing incredibly explicit details about his dick size and how good he is at sex. The bitch low inhib said “i made him nut just from sucking his dick” and...
looksmax.org
Thats the thread in question but the first paragraph in this thread is a sufficient TLDR, I just wanted to give multiple examples from the thread title.
Anyway, I was at work in the morning preparing the restaurant for its opening, and I usually have 15 minutes of free time or so where I have a cup of coffee and a burger with some coworkers before the day begins. This is usually confined to me and my mates sitting around in the kitchen, predominately men, but the occasional foid will engage with our shenanigans. We were fooling around with a measuring tape measuring our wingspans and bideltoid's (mostly my influence) and then obviously a bunch of men will move any convo of measurements to their penis within a minute of two. We were all showing our sizes with the tape held near our crotches as a foid walks into the kitchen.
She was caging at how retarded we were and then started talking about some other random shit asking if we could measure her height or whatever. She then grabbed the tape and was unsheathing it to around 9.5 to 10 inches. She holds it around and shows maybe 5 other people exclaiming that this was the biggest penis size she had ever taken on, everyone was grossed out (especially me) and I called her repulsive and degenerate. She said shes seen me with lots of girls during bouncing, since she frequents the night shift too, as if this makes me an unqualified critic of being a whore.
I get over my initial vomit induced state that usually arises from 30 seconds of women speaking, then I rationalize what she said and inquired further. I thought to myself no fucking way this bitch (MTB barely) just happened to take a genetic anomaly cock mogger and live to tell the tale. I called out her LARP instantly saying she was prob overestimating the size or the guy lied to her, it was likely 8 inches. I asked about the girth measurements but she was too low iq to grasp the concept of circumferential measurements jfl. I ldared that line of inquiry and started trying to expose her LARP via statistic probabilities. EDIT (I inquired if the race and he wasnt BBC so no copes, it was a whyte boiii)
I start googling penis percentile checker
calcSD - Penis Size Percentile Calculator
calcSD is a lightweight website where you can easily estimate the rarity of specific dick sizes. All numbers used here are statistical expectations based on researched measurements.
calcsd.info
And I proceeded to input the stats into the calculator and I literally broke the website
The bitch started malding that I exposed her for LARPing cock conquests to all of her peers realizing it was nearly impossible that she had randomly come across a top .000000000000000000000001 percent cock mogger.
And to further seal the deal I went a step further pulling up another graph
I said "do you really expect us to believe you had sex with a guy whos cock was off the entire reference range for the plot map?" This part felt like punching a guy who you had already KO'd.
She tried turning it around on me asking why I knew all these statistics and I just said I dont like when people dont understand percentiles and no one questioned it. She walked out malding and everyone in the kitchen was mirin iq. Bitch prob blocked the "cock mogger"'s number after realizing he was larping size. Prob still had an 8x6 but brutal expose pill.
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