Jester Patel and Baby Shitley need to stop (Roleplay)

[jotunnr]

Me: Jester Patel can you please stop promoting cope methods? sutures that are almost fused aren't going to expand with 5 minutes of miniature pressure everyday.

Jester Patel: Doooood it literally straightened my nose dood mirin brah JFL DNR dude look at all my clients (all the clients have frauded side pictures)

Me: Alright you know what fuck you, you're never gonna stop grifting anyways. What about you Baby Shitley?

Baby Shitley: Dude all you have to do is bathe ur balls in the sun and drop raw egg yolks on your head! Also mew and chew gum for 3mm of mandible forward growth

Me: Baby Shitley you look good and all but your ascension is the most softmaxxed frauded bullshit ever, you hide all your recessions with that funky ass beard dude

Baby Shitley: *plays around with an anatomical skull figure*

Me: *Impressed*

@lazymaxxer

 

[noahhokkk]

enjoyed reading this

 

[Y̷a̶g̶a̷m̴i̸]

dnr but from a glance I think you have scizophrenia + autism

 

[Kiril Velev]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[FireAttack]

Mewing works though

 

[jotunnr]

dnr but from a glance I think you have scizophrenia + autism

Im actually autistic yeah could u tell

 

[Jorad]

 

[night dream]

Me: Jester Patel can you please stop promoting cope methods? sutures that are almost fused aren't going to expand with 5 minutes of miniature pressure everyday.

Jester Patel: Doooood it literally straightened my nose dood mirin brah JFL DNR dude look at all my clients (all the clients have frauded side pictures)

Me: Alright you know what fuck you, you're never gonna stop grifting anyways. What about you Baby Shitley?

Baby Shitley: Dude all you have to do is bathe ur balls in the sun and drop raw egg yolks on your head! Also mew and chew gum for 3mm of mandible forward growth

Me: Baby Shitley you look good and all but your ascension is the most softmaxxed frauded bullshit ever, you hide all your recessions with that funky ass beard dude

Baby Shitley: *plays around with an anatomical skull figure*

Me: *Impressed*

@lazymaxxer

funny af ngl. 3mm of mandibular growth is substantial tho

 

[Deleted member 412004]

Me: Jester Patel can you please stop promoting cope methods? sutures that are almost fused aren't going to expand with 5 minutes of miniature pressure everyday.

Jester Patel: Doooood it literally straightened my nose dood mirin brah JFL DNR dude look at all my clients (all the clients have frauded side pictures)

Me: Alright you know what fuck you, you're never gonna stop grifting anyways. What about you Baby Shitley?

Baby Shitley: Dude all you have to do is bathe ur balls in the sun and drop raw egg yolks on your head! Also mew and chew gum for 3mm of mandible forward growth

Me: Baby Shitley you look good and all but your ascension is the most softmaxxed frauded bullshit ever, you hide all your recessions with that funky ass beard dude

Baby Shitley: *plays around with an anatomical skull figure*

Me: *Impressed*

@lazymaxxer

Baby shitley: buy my method for only 292929$ a day and increase your bone mass, change your natural height all naturally no surgery!
*Proceeds to get 10 thousand surgeries just to sell cope method*

 

[jotunnr]

funny af ngl. 3mm of mandibular growth is substantial tho

Glad it made u laugh g