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Wageslaving for a lil bit. High school diploma. What's a job where I literally do little to nothing? I can do night shift too btw which I think might be really good for getting this kind of job. I'm thinking night shift security guard might be ideal. Some people literally just watch movies/shows or game/go on phone the entire time, some I heard even bring a console or laptop JFL.

Thoughts?
 
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dont know, but it's over for me.
 
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being a grad student
 
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Security guard or politician
 
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accounting
 
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President
 
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gas station clerk
 
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gas station clerk
somewhat. i work at a gas station and during the day and twilight hours (9 pm-1 am), especially during the weekends, it’s a lot of people getting beer so you have to stock, sell, and clean a lot. any day of the week 1 am through 7 am will be hella chill
 
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modeing
 
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soundcloud raper
 
Warehouse shipper. Car parts or something like that.
 
Medical courier
Doordash (can do it without any brain power)
Motel front desk (behind glass)
Car wash business
Laundromat business
low effort youtube niches (asmr, mukbang, playing video games)
Food/Restaurant inspection
Overnight security
Airbnb if you own a house
Turo if you own a nice car
Standing on Hollywood blvd or time square as a superhero and charging money for taking your picture
Bushman YouTube (possibly the EASIEST way to get millions of views on YouTube and make insane amount of money)
 
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Escorting for your mom
 
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Definitely security,you just stand around and sit if the boss don’t care/know,you’re not expected to even be confrontational unless you work at a club like environment,
Today my shift is some music concert and I’m sitting essentially front row with a chair and if anything happens I just radio for my supervisor

+ if you’re good looking you get the best positions and everyone treats you mad but if you’re Indian every one hates you and you get abuse all day so just like normal life tbh
 
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Gas Station
Parking ticket
Substitute HS teacher
 
its hopeless. Find a job you like, because that's all you can get.
 
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