Joining the military is suicide

[Baeseth]

Imagine how many young 18 year olds told themselves they would just go to the Military and signed that 4-6 year contract and just threw away the Best years of their life for $22k a year

Honestly IQ issue, anyone can realize the military is Retarded even for its “Benefits”



On top of all that you gotta be a jester and do random drills everyday for months

 

[Sub->CL]

I talked to a recruiter and started the sign-up process just so I could take the ASVAB.
I got a 99, fuck that recruiter nigga I wasted his time. He should've picked a better job, I have >5 reasons I wouldn't pass the medical too.

 

[greylurker]

Imagine how many young 18 year olds told themselves they would just go to the Military and signed that 4-6 year contract and just threw away the Best years of their life for $22k a year

Honestly IQ issue, anyone can realize the military is Retarded even for its “Benefits”



On top of all that you gotta be a jester and do random drills everyday for months

what benefits even are there of the military? you fight corrupt wars for men who don't care about you while doing jester drills. id rather work corportate

 

[Sub->CL]

you fight corrupt wars for men who don't care about you while doing jester drills.

that's what it's like to work for corporate

 

[greylurker]

that's what it's like to work for corporate

okay you got me there

 

[greylurker]

that's what it's like to work for corporate

but you don't physically die (most of the time lol)

 

[Sub->CL]

but you don't physically die (most of the time lol)

leading cause of death btw

 

[Baeseth]

that's what it's like to work for corporate

Except the military pays you below minimum wage and a corporate job you’ll make a living

 

[LoveTheWayYouLie]

tbh I could see the argument for doing it as a non-combat role, IF they didn’t forcefully vaccinate you and feed you slop. You get free college and shiet

 

[Baeseth]

tbh I could see the argument for doing it as a non-combat role, IF they didn’t forcefully vaccinate you and feed you slop. You get free college and shiet

Not the worst of it you literaly don’t get paid anything and you can’t leave early unless your dishonorably discharged