Just came back from casino

[Bojack]

Bet 115 dollars I had on Huff N Puff. I got a bunch of hard hat hits and a few of the chainsaws, but lost all my money. Will try again later.

 

[nathan]

Bet 115 dollars I had on Huff N Puff. I got a bunch of hard hat hits and a few of the chainsaws, but lost all my money. Will try again later.

fun fact 99% of gamblers quit before they win big

 

[Bojack]

fun fact 99% of gamblers quit before they win big

that's why i bet everything I got. I actually got lucky a lot right when I was about to lose all my money.

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Casinos are such a scam. I would only play if there was one called Catsino where that offered a game called pawker. That would be lit fur-real, no kitten!

 

[Bojack]

Casinos are such a scam. I would only play if there was one called Catsino where that offered a game called pawker. That would be lit fur-real, no kitten!

I was actually winning a lot of the free spins, and the guys next to me were even luckier. You can win big on the casinos. Check out ladyluck on youtube, she makes huge money. You just have to bet big and go hard.

 

[Eriot Lodger]

I was actually winning a lot of the free spins, and the guys next to me were even luckier. You can win big on the casinos. Check out ladyluck on youtube, she makes huge money. You just have to bet big and go hard.

That's retarded. You need to educate yourself. All the games are negative EV since the house takes a small piece out of every bet, called rake. Why do you think they pay for hotels and offer free drinks to high rollers in Vegas e.g.? Casino is nothing more than entertainment for rich people and a huge liability for people who can't afford it. I'm glad you don't care about a hundred buxx, but wait until it's 10.000 and tell me you don't feel like roping that night.

 

[Bojack]

That's retarded. You need to educate yourself. All the games are negative EV since the house takes a small piece out of every bet, called rake. Why do you think they pay for hotels and offer free drinks to high rollers in Vegas e.g.? Casino is nothing more than entertainment for rich people and a huge liability for people who can't afford it. I'm glad you don't care about a hundred buxx, but wait until it's 10.000 and tell me you don't feel like roping that night.

Of course if I had 10,000 dollars; I would be much more frugal. But I'm only betting 100 dollars n shut once a week. 100 dollars isn't going to get me anywhere. So, i'm actually making a wise decision gambling it all.

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Of course if I had 10,000 dollars; I would be much more frugal. But I'm only betting 100 dollars n shut once a week. 100 dollars isn't going to get me anywhere. So, i'm actually making a wise decision gambling it all.

Yeah as long as you don't start betting more than you had intended then I suppose it doesn't have to be a problem.

 

[the BULL]

You're the meme of the century. Casinos in 2024 lmao

 

[Bojack]

Yeah as long as you don't start betting more than you had intended then I suppose it doesn't have to be a problem.

once i actually start working and making some decent cash. I'll start investing n shut. Until then; I'll just keep betting my allowance money. I actually won 500 dollars one friggin time.

 

[moreroidsmoredates]

Casino are for retards. Do better.

 

[Bojack]

Casino are for retards. Do better.

I'll stop going once I actually get a decent job.

 

[moreroidsmoredates]

I'll stop going once I actually get a decent job.

What’s the point of going even before a “decent” job?

 

[Eriot Lodger]

once i actually start working and making some decent cash. I'll start investing n shut. Until then; I'll just keep betting my allowance money. I actually won 500 dollars one friggin time.

You're so stupid. If you saved the 100 dollars you lose every week then you could have 5.200 dollars in a year. If I had your IQ with the parents and upbringing I had then I'd probably be dead right now.

 

[Bojack]

What’s the point of going even before a “decent” job?

chance to turn 100 dollars into something bigger. I actually got a lot of free spins and chainsaws, almost won 1000 dollars. So, it's possible to win at the machines.

 

[Bojack]

You're so stupid. If you saved the 100 dollars you lose every week then you could have 5.200 dollars in a year. If I had your IQ with the parents and upbringing I had then I'd probably be dead right now.

ok bro do what you think is best.

 

[AlexBrown84]

shit i’m in macau rn

you make me want to go play poker now lol

 

[Bojack]

shit i’m in macau rn

you make me want to go play poker now lol
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if you got some extra money; it's not a bad idea to bet it. You can turn a 100 dollars to 10,000 with the right spin.

 

[AlexBrown84]

if you got some extra money; it's not a bad idea to bet it. You can turn a 100 dollars to 10,000 with the right spin.

yep ik

 

[Bojack]

yep ik

Then go gamble that money. I suggest the huff n puff game. It is most lucrative to play that one.

 

[AlexBrown84]

Then go gamble that money. I suggest the huff n puff game. It is most lucrative to play that one.

we don’t play that bs out here

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Then go gamble that money. I suggest the huff n puff game. It is most lucrative to play that one.

Based on what? Slot machines usually have around .9 expected value, so you would lose, in the long run, 10 cents for every dollar you bet.

Blackjack is slightly better, but you would still lose 4 cents for every dollar, given that you played with a decent understanding of the game.

Slots are 100% random so I don't know why you would call it lucrative.

 

[Bojack]

Based on what? Slot machines usually have around .9 expected value, so you would lose, in the long run, 10 cents for every dollar you bet.

Blackjack is slightly better, but you would still lose 4 cents for every dollar, given that you played with a decent understanding of the game.

Slots are 100% random so I don't know why you would call it lucrative.

fate wills my spins man

 

[Eriot Lodger]

fate wills my spins man

Has fate been good to you so far?

 

[Bojack]

Has fate been good to you so far?

sort of, i need to loamax more.

 

[Eriot Lodger]

sort of, i need to loamax more.

Did you mean to write loanmax or am I unaware of something?

 

[Bojack]

Did you mean to write loanmax or am I unaware of something?

law of attraction bro, i got to maximize that shut

 

[Eriot Lodger]

law of attraction bro, i got to maximize that shut

You still into scientology?

 

[Bojack]

You still into scientology?

yea but they haven't been calling me or responding to me. I'm supposed to be doing 12 hours of auditing soon.

 

[Eriot Lodger]

yea but they haven't been calling me or responding to me. I'm supposed to be doing 12 hours of auditing soon.

That might be a good thing socially. Do they have cute girls?