Just got KOed by instagrampill

[Rich/Jewish_Gooner$]

I'll try to keep it short
I was coming back from party yesterday drunk enough not to drive a car, so I took a bus 10 minutes later some jb sits next to me and starts talking 5 minutes later I tell her something that would translate to "you wanna put your number in my phone?" and she counteroffers with giving me her ig, I look at her speechless for couple seconds she takes my phone and puts in her number and name, soon after she has to leave and not long after she leave she sends me a message with her ig name and "text me here" even though I told her that I'll call her eventually. Meanwhile my account looks like this:
-followers: 126 curries and bots (I never shared my ig with friends or anything)
-following: 324 instagram models I beat my shit to
-one photo I posted 6 years ago from disneyland when I was like 13 yo fat as fuck, had a buzz cut and wore nationalist tshirt
I'm banned on tinder, so that's my first chance to get laid in a while so Ion want to fuck this up but I feel like there's no way out of this, "I don't have ig" won't work since she saw I had instagram opened on some other jb profile when i unlocked my phone
Thank god I at least have an iphone, avoided iphonepill embarrassment

 

[bogii]

buy instagram followers and archive you current pic?

 

[Deleted member 4430]

-following: 324 instagram models I beat my shit to

all male

 

[Deleted member 16371]

It’s over

 

[Deleted member 16380]

all male

But what if the girl in the bus was a Ladyboy

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

Meanwhile my account looks like this:
-followers: 126 curries and bots (I never shared my ig with friends or anything)
-following: 324 instagram models I beat my shit to
-one photo I posted 6 years ago from disneyland when I was like 13 yo fat as fuck, had a buzz cut and wore nationalist tshirt

 

[Deleted member 18694]

,

 

[Deleted member 18694]

,

 

[Gestapo]

all male

You follow 1 male and 1 male only Zach Cox

 

[Deleted member 18694]

I'll try to keep it short
I was coming back from party yesterday drunk enough not to drive a car, so I took a bus 10 minutes later some jb sits next to me and starts talking 5 minutes later I tell her something that would translate to "you wanna put your number in my phone?" and she counteroffers with giving me her ig, I look at her speechless for couple seconds she takes my phone and puts in her number and name, soon after she has to leave and not long after she leave she sends me a message with her ig name and "text me here" even though I told her that I'll call her eventually. Meanwhile my account looks like this:
-followers: 126 curries and bots (I never shared my ig with friends or anything)
-following: 324 instagram models I beat my shit to
-one photo I posted 6 years ago from disneyland when I was like 13 yo fat as fuck, had a buzz cut and wore nationalist tshirt
I'm banned on tinder, so that's my first chance to get laid in a while so Ion want to fuck this up but I feel like there's no way out of this, "I don't have ig" won't work since she saw I had instagram opened on some other jb profile when i unlocked my phone
Thank god I at least have an iphone, avoided iphonepill embarrassment

how did she respond when she knew you were lying?

 

[poopmaster22]

I'll try to keep it short
I was coming back from party yesterday drunk enough not to drive a car, so I took a bus 10 minutes later some jb sits next to me and starts talking 5 minutes later I tell her something that would translate to "you wanna put your number in my phone?" and she counteroffers with giving me her ig, I look at her speechless for couple seconds she takes my phone and puts in her number and name, soon after she has to leave and not long after she leave she sends me a message with her ig name and "text me here" even though I told her that I'll call her eventually. Meanwhile my account looks like this:
-followers: 126 curries and bots (I never shared my ig with friends or anything)
-following: 324 instagram models I beat my shit to
-one photo I posted 6 years ago from disneyland when I was like 13 yo fat as fuck, had a buzz cut and wore nationalist tshirt
I'm banned on tinder, so that's my first chance to get laid in a while so Ion want to fuck this up but I feel like there's no way out of this, "I don't have ig" won't work since she saw I had instagram opened on some other jb profile when i unlocked my phone
Thank god I at least have an iphone, avoided iphonepill embarrassment

How you banned on tinder?

 

[poopmaster22]

I'll try to keep it short
I was coming back from party yesterday drunk enough not to drive a car, so I took a bus 10 minutes later some jb sits next to me and starts talking 5 minutes later I tell her something that would translate to "you wanna put your number in my phone?" and she counteroffers with giving me her ig, I look at her speechless for couple seconds she takes my phone and puts in her number and name, soon after she has to leave and not long after she leave she sends me a message with her ig name and "text me here" even though I told her that I'll call her eventually. Meanwhile my account looks like this:
-followers: 126 curries and bots (I never shared my ig with friends or anything)
-following: 324 instagram models I beat my shit to
-one photo I posted 6 years ago from disneyland when I was like 13 yo fat as fuck, had a buzz cut and wore nationalist tshirt
I'm banned on tinder, so that's my first chance to get laid in a while so Ion want to fuck this up but I feel like there's no way out of this, "I don't have ig" won't work since she saw I had instagram opened on some other jb profile when i unlocked my phone
Thank god I at least have an iphone, avoided iphonepill embarrassment

Sorry for double comment this site is fucked

 

[Deleted member 18840]

Dnr

 

[Deleted member 18301]

Tell her you aren’t a social media person and just write on what’s up

 

[Deleted member 18301]

Tell her you aren’t a social media person and just write on what’s up

 

[Deleted member 18301]

Tell her you aren’t a social media person and just write on what’s up

 

[poopmaster22]

Tell her you aren’t a social media person and just write on what’s up

okay we get it

 

[Rich/Jewish_Gooner$]

buy instagram followers and archive you current pic?

they won't be authentic that's very easy verify

 

[bogii]

they won't be authentic that's very easy verify

u really think she gives that amount of fucks?

 

[Rich/Jewish_Gooner$]

How you banned on tinder?

I have no idea maybe sending gore in dms but you never know it just says you got banned

 

[randomvanish]

dn rd but it's over

 

[poopmaster22]

I have no idea maybe sending gore in dms but you never know it just says you got banned

Oh

 

[ArtOfCope]

You'd probably be better off without IG than your current autism account. Girls pussies dry up when I tell them I don't have an ig

 

[BoneDensity]

Having a good instagram is a requirement for zoomer males to participate in society

 

[EverythingMaxxer]

-followers: 126 curries and bots (I never shared my ig with friends or anything)
-following: 324 instagram models I beat my shit to
-one photo I posted 6 years ago from disneyland

Yeah it’s best she doesn’t see ur IG.

 

[EverythingMaxxer]

-followers: 126 curries and bots (I never shared my ig with friends or anything)
-following: 324 instagram models I beat my shit to
-one photo I posted 6 years ago from disneyland

Yeah it’s best she doesn’t see ur IG.

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

tell her you only have ig to coom to prime jb pics and set up a date

 

[Lars]

Lol even the iphone 28 if you have it rn cant fix your non NT insta, having under 500 followers is a bigger failo than having a samsung

 

[Lars]

 

[AlexBrown84]

Imagine not having good instagram xD

Who tf asks for numbers? Only boomer pua losers

 

[Amexmaxx]

Girl gives you her ig instead of # = over.

 

[Foreverbrad]

Yea I had this recently.
One girl was weirded out that I didn't have instagram.
She offered to help me make one even though I said I have nothing to put on it.
Still nearly smashed though but I was too drunk and threw her out of my flat at 2am because she was on her period.
Actually kind of a chad moment.