Just had my first EVER lifetime STD test

[Deleted member 5522]

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sweet kjsbdfiusdf

 

[Deleted member 3328]

I never shave. Pubic hair just feels too natural to want to shave it. I tried it once when I was 14 but the rough feeling when there’s new growth was annoying. I’m sure pubic hair protects men from stds somehow.

I mostly trim the hair and shave the shaft and balls.

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Magic Johnson has AIDs. My dad says the reason he is called "Magic" is because it's very hard to get AIDs from a woman if you are a man, as if by "magic". He thinks Magic Johnson took a dick up his ass.

 

[Deleted member 9837]

Lol Second time I had sex I got chylmedia

 

[Cali Yuga]

STDs dont exist aids is a meme its literally all a meme

 

[Eduardo DOV]

fodase

 

[Deleted member 3573]

Anal sex unprotected? Did your dick ever get dirty jfl

 

[Deleted member 8699]

Spoiler

Negative on ALL

31 year old male, little under 100 partners, I used a condom on 5 of them AT MOST. Given anal sex unprotected on at least 25% of them and had plenty of ONSs, meeting within first few hours and fucking and even 2-4 partners at a time


Are STDs a meme?


What triggered me to finally get one is that two of my recent partners both texted me that they tested positive for chlamydia, and after texting them back that I am negative they realize I know how big of whores they really are



Was both urine and blood

It tested:

HIV (I & II)
Hepatitis C
Herpes Simplex Type II
Syphilis
Chlamydia
Gonorrhea
Trichomoniasis.

i hope u have all of them

 

[R@m@]

fodase

Quaralho

 

[Deleted member 3902]

Its all luck tbh
My second P in V was with 17 and a regular 18 yo white psl 4.5 foid i only know from a Party
The next day I pissed glass sharps

 

[lutte]

Its all luck tbh
My second P in V was with 17 and a regular 18 yo white psl 4.5 foid i only know from a Party
The next day I pissed glass sharps

I fkt a fille de joie without condom once and I had pain in my pelvic area / lower stomach the day after but I don't think I got anything tbh
STDs are a meme unless blood is involved

 

[Deleted member 3902]

I fkt a fille de joie without condom once and I had pain in my pelvic area / lower stomach the day after but I don't think I got anything tbh
STDs are a meme unless blood is involved

Bruh that sounds lowkey serious
I went the same Day to the doctor since the pain while pissing was unbearable

 

[Deleted member 3902]

I fkt a fille de joie without condom once and I had pain in my pelvic area / lower stomach the day after but I don't think I got anything tbh
STDs are a meme unless blood is involved

French ass nigga btw

 

[Amnesia]

I recently had two more STD tests (both times i tested negative) . I was having sex with a girl who told me she had sex with a guy who was positive for chlamydia and she told me to get checked.

 

[lutte]

I recently had two more STD tests (both times i tested negative) . I was having sex with a girl who told me she had sex with a guy who was positive for chlamydia and she told me to get checked.

They drop that on you after sex?

Bruh that sounds lowkey serious
I went the same Day to the doctor since the pain while pissing was unbearable

meh I haven't any symptoms since then and it was a long time ago
I smoked a lot of weed that day which I almost never do, that might have been it

Cant be arsed to go to are doctor for sum "ess tea dea" test

 

[Deleted member 3902]

They drop that on you after sex?


meh I haven't any symptoms since then and it was a long time ago
I smoked a lot of weed that day which I almost never do, that might have been it

Cant be arsed to go to are doctor for sum "ess tea dea" test
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Bro r u oldcel?

 

[lutte]

Bro r u oldcel?

21 lol did you think it was me?

 

[Deleted member 3902]

21 lol did you think it was me?

Yes bro
Always lowkey thought french men are either old or gay

 

[CsCurry]

It’s almost impossibly to get an std as a straight male tbh

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

Spoiler

Negative on ALL

31 year old male, little under 100 partners, I used a condom on 5 of them AT MOST.

Jfc dude you're an incel breeding factory

 

[Cali Yuga]

Spoiler

Negative on ALL

31 year old male, little under 100 partners, I used a condom on 5 of them AT MOST. Given anal sex unprotected on at least 25% of them and had plenty of ONSs, meeting within first few hours and fucking and even 2-4 partners at a time


Are STDs a meme?


What triggered me to finally get one is that two of my recent partners both texted me that they tested positive for chlamydia, and after texting them back that I am negative they realize I know how big of whores they really are



Was both urine and blood

It tested:

HIV (I & II)
Hepatitis C
Herpes Simplex Type II
Syphilis
Chlamydia
Gonorrhea
Trichomoniasis.

STDs are for gay guys and women with eating disorders

aka people whose retarded life choices leave them with no immune system

also aids is not caused by hiv

 

[isis_Bleach]

Spoiler

Negative on ALL

31 year old male, little under 100 partners, I used a condom on 5 of them AT MOST. Given anal sex unprotected on at least 25% of them and had plenty of ONSs, meeting within first few hours and fucking and even 2-4 partners at a time


Are STDs a meme?


What triggered me to finally get one is that two of my recent partners both texted me that they tested positive for chlamydia, and after texting them back that I am negative they realize I know how big of whores they really are



Was both urine and blood

It tested:

HIV (I & II)
Hepatitis C
Herpes Simplex Type II
Syphilis
Chlamydia
Gonorrhea
Trichomoniasis.

Stds are a meme
Most r curable and hiv is like a 1/100000 chance of catching it for p in v and that’s if she already had hiv

 

[Prince charming]

Spoiler

Negative on ALL

31 year old male, little under 100 partners, I used a condom on 5 of them AT MOST. Given anal sex unprotected on at least 25% of them and had plenty of ONSs, meeting within first few hours and fucking and even 2-4 partners at a time


Are STDs a meme?


What triggered me to finally get one is that two of my recent partners both texted me that they tested positive for chlamydia, and after texting them back that I am negative they realize I know how big of whores they really are



Was both urine and blood

It tested:

HIV (I & II)
Hepatitis C
Herpes Simplex Type II
Syphilis
Chlamydia
Gonorrhea
Trichomoniasis.

Is herpes type 1 something to be worried about?

 

[blonde chad]

Yes, someone gl isn't likely to give you anything at all.

When I got gonorrhea she catfished me, looked NOTHING like the pictures, but it was my first time facing that situation so I went along.

I got a 5 minutes blowjob, and refused to even kiss. I felt disgusted and felt some weird smell of disease (ded srs, like the smell of ghonorrea) . Faked that I couldn't do this cuz I'm in love, then we stayed talking and next morning I left.

She has been my worst lie. But again it was a catfish...

TL DR: guys don't fall plz

bro tell me what todo, im 18 and glot blowjob and felt same, oh my god i need some help

 

[Xangsane]

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[blonde chad]

Big truth. STDs are a meme for men. It’s extremely easy for women to get STDs but hard for men to get them unless you have wounds or sores on your dick.

if u get a blowjob with braces only and u have kind of wounds or sores on dick, can u have std?

 

[RAITEIII]

bro tell me what todo, im 18 and glot blowjob and felt same, oh my god i need some help

Go get checked.

 

[blonde chad]

Go get checked.

should i go to urologist first? cuz sdt test is like 400$

 

[RAITEIII]

should i go to urologist first? cuz sdt test is like 400$

Mmm u dont have free sexual healthcare?

If I had to pay I'd probably wait to see if smth develops. Unless you suspect if HIV for which you have 72 hours to act upon

 

[blonde chad]

Mmm u dont have free sexual healthcare?

If I had to pay I'd probably wait to see if smth develops. Unless you suspect if HIV for which you have 72 hours to act upon

it was on 2 january and my friend told me to get checked today at the gym, i was telling him that story. ah man i dont know im only 18 and also i dont want to tell my parents it would be death sentance

 

[blonde chad]

Mmm u dont have free sexual healthcare?

If I had to pay I'd probably wait to see if smth develops. Unless you suspect if HIV for which you have 72 hours to act upon

how can it develop? how can i spot it? this fucking whore bitch told me she fucked 2 dudes before me 1 day ago, thats where i panicked, how did i not think about that, crazyy

 

[RAITEIII]

how can it develop? how can i spot it? this fucking whore bitch told me she fucked 2 dudes before me 1 day ago, thats where i panicked, how did i not think about that, crazyy

Relax lol. Chances are you're fine. It's just a blowjob.

 

[blonde chad]

Relax lol. Chances are you're fine. It's just a blowjob.

thanks man, i rly needed this words, my friends at the gym panicked me lddddd, can i dm u?

 

[RAITEIII]

thanks man, i rly needed this words, my friends at the gym panicked me lddddd, can i dm u?

Sure

 

[Joe Rogancel]

I got gonorrhea on January this year lol

Also my gl friend got drugged in a party and acquired HIV.

any new updates

 

[RAITEIII]

any new updates

Youd be surprised. I can just say the world is a crazy place.