Just lost my Virginity to a prostitute holy shit

[Piratecel]

stupid escortmaxxing is retarded

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

been watching too much rehab room so I decided fuck it lets escortmax
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Bro I feel so much adrenaline right now but I don’t know whether I should be excited or get an std test

I’m 17 so maybe I should’ve waited but I said fuck that shit

Bro I feel so esoteric right now
I feel so low inhib asf

I thought I wasn’t gonna get my rocks off
and get blue balls cuz I was shaking asf also the condom fell off at the end

And she said wtf are you doing
Fuck I dipped out so quick holy shit but I’m not sure if the condom fell off after I took my dek out or if I was fking her without a condom holy shit


Tdlr
Fuck that looksmaxing shit I got straight to escortmaxing

nice bhai but tbh I would fuck a better looking prostitute next time

the one that I lost my virginity to was sexy as hell

 

[DarkTriadBeliever]

Dawg? you couldn't have gotten a better looking one?

This has to be one of the worst ass genetics/fat distribution I've ever seen

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

been watching too much rehab room so I decided fuck it lets escortmax
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Bro I feel so much adrenaline right now but I don’t know whether I should be excited or get an std test

I’m 17 so maybe I should’ve waited but I said fuck that shit

Bro I feel so esoteric right now
I feel so low inhib asf

I thought I wasn’t gonna get my rocks off
and get blue balls cuz I was shaking asf also the condom fell off at the end

And she said wtf are you doing
Fuck I dipped out so quick holy shit but I’m not sure if the condom fell off after I took my dek out or if I was fking her without a condom holy shit


Tdlr
Fuck that looksmaxing shit I got straight to escortmaxing

did you finish inside of her

 

[jflkiefmaxxing]

nice bhai but tbh I would fuck a better looking prostitute next time

the one that I lost my virginity to was sexy as hell

any pics of her face?

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

any pics of her face?

I can't post it since I'll get ddoxed

 

[jflkiefmaxxing]

I can't post it since I'll get ddoxed

Just realised your name lol hope many times have you visited

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Just realised your name lol hope many times have you visited

3 times

 

[ihatereddit]

She was mid and fat as shit

jfl at paying to fuck a fatty nigga
she should pay you

 

[mortuary]

been watching too much rehab room so I decided fuck it lets escortmax
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Bro I feel so much adrenaline right now but I don’t know whether I should be excited or get an std test

I’m 17 so maybe I should’ve waited but I said fuck that shit

Bro I feel so esoteric right now
I feel so low inhib asf

I thought I wasn’t gonna get my rocks off
and get blue balls cuz I was shaking asf also the condom fell off at the end

And she said wtf are you doing
Fuck I dipped out so quick holy shit but I’m not sure if the condom fell off after I took my dek out or if I was fking her without a condom holy shit


Tdlr
Fuck that looksmaxing shit I got straight to escortmaxing

fuck if you’re gonna hire a hooker at least save up some money. losing your virginity to an ugly whore isn’t great. at least make sure she’s pretty. congrats on the std btw!

 

[Hernan]

£45 which is 55$

you got robbed, have fun with your std though you degenerate.

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

been watching too much rehab room so I decided fuck it lets escortmax
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Bro I feel so much adrenaline right now but I don’t know whether I should be excited or get an std test

I’m 17 so maybe I should’ve waited but I said fuck that shit

Bro I feel so esoteric right now
I feel so low inhib asf

I thought I wasn’t gonna get my rocks off
and get blue balls cuz I was shaking asf also the condom fell off at the end

And she said wtf are you doing
Fuck I dipped out so quick holy shit but I’m not sure if the condom fell off after I took my dek out or if I was fking her without a condom holy shit


Tdlr
Fuck that looksmaxing shit I got straight to escortmaxing

No, no no no no no no no. On what planet, ON WHAT PLANET would you let yourself LOSE IT to the FLAT STEAK ASSED WHORE??? DO YOU HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT???? For the sake of the all that is damned, you could have just bought a bride, or at least payed a good looking whore to do it with you but that???????? btw congrats bro (notcel)

 

[itsover666]

why would tap that bro

 

[jflkiefmaxxing]

you got robbed, have fun with your std though you degenerate.

tested 3 times and I’m all clear

 

[jflkiefmaxxing]

fuck if you’re gonna hire a hooker at least save up some money. losing your virginity to an ugly whore isn’t great. at least make sure she’s pretty. congrats on the std btw!

fuck there wasn’t much to choose from and thank you!

 

[jflkiefmaxxing]

been watching too much rehab room so I decided fuck it lets escortmax
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Bro I feel so much adrenaline right now but I don’t know whether I should be excited or get an std test

I’m 17 so maybe I should’ve waited but I said fuck that shit

Bro I feel so esoteric right now
I feel so low inhib asf

I thought I wasn’t gonna get my rocks off
and get blue balls cuz I was shaking asf also the condom fell off at the end

And she said wtf are you doing
Fuck I dipped out so quick holy shit but I’m not sure if the condom fell off after I took my dek out or if I was fking her without a condom holy shit


Tdlr
Fuck that looksmaxing shit I got straight to escortmaxing

Why’d this thread blow up again

 

[Gr8]

been watching too much rehab room so I decided fuck it lets escortmax
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Bro I feel so much adrenaline right now but I don’t know whether I should be excited or get an std test

I’m 17 so maybe I should’ve waited but I said fuck that shit

Bro I feel so esoteric right now
I feel so low inhib asf

I thought I wasn’t gonna get my rocks off
and get blue balls cuz I was shaking asf also the condom fell off at the end

And she said wtf are you doing
Fuck I dipped out so quick holy shit but I’m not sure if the condom fell off after I took my dek out or if I was fking her without a condom holy shit


Tdlr
Fuck that looksmaxing shit I got straight to escortmaxing

losing your virginity to a prostitute is the saddest incel trait possible

 

[mortuary]

losing your virginity to a prostitute is the saddest incel trait possible

debatable, for some it may help with anxiety related to first time sex. if you mess up with a prostitute it’s not as bad as with some girl who likes you. better for it to be awkward with a hooker than a girl who might ruin your rep.

 

[Yuki]

been watching too much rehab room so I decided fuck it lets escortmax
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Bro I feel so much adrenaline right now but I don’t know whether I should be excited or get an std test

I’m 17 so maybe I should’ve waited but I said fuck that shit

Bro I feel so esoteric right now
I feel so low inhib asf

I thought I wasn’t gonna get my rocks off
and get blue balls cuz I was shaking asf also the condom fell off at the end

And she said wtf are you doing
Fuck I dipped out so quick holy shit but I’m not sure if the condom fell off after I took my dek out or if I was fking her without a condom holy shit


Tdlr
Fuck that looksmaxing shit I got straight to escortmaxing

mirin low inhib

 

[jflkiefmaxxing]

mirin low inhib

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thanks

 

[Gr8]

debatable, for some it may help with anxiety related to first time sex. if you mess up with a prostitute it’s not as bad as with some girl who likes you. better for it to be awkward with a hooker than a girl who might ruin your rep.

I guess if you are very ugly then yes but losing your virginity to a prostitute seems like such a sad thing to do, you are basically admitting that you are an unloveable genetic failure.

 

[Epochs]

I know that ass she consumes seed oils

 

[BoredPrince]

Do you feel different now compared to being virgin?

I mean more confident, chill, relaxed around girls in general?

 

[flippasav]

She has a skinny fat pig build

 

[XtrovertNTnormalfag]

I did it at 14.
Lol @ incel virgins who are against escortmaxxing.