just realized I’ve been using the same fork for 4 years

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Not even joking.
I have one specific fork in my kitchen. It’s slightly bent and the handle is a little different color from the rest. Every time I eat I instinctively grab that one. Even when the other forks are cleaner and closer.
I moved apartments once and still took that fork with me.
I think this is the most stable relationship I’ve ever had.
Am I the only one with a “main fork” or is this just another sign that it’s completely over.
 
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I have using the same toilet for 15 years, i'm a 'main toilet'
 
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I got a main fork too, even if there is clean ones in the drawer I will just wash my main one so I can reuse it:Comfy:
 
Same but with a glass and for 8 years
 
Not even joking.
I have one specific fork in my kitchen. It’s slightly bent and the handle is a little different color from the rest. Every time I eat I instinctively grab that one. Even when the other forks are cleaner and closer.
I moved apartments once and still took that fork with me.
I think this is the most stable relationship I’ve ever had.
Am I the only one with a “main fork” or is this just another sign that it’s completely over.
finding a stable relationship with a fork instead of women, sounds like a nice cope tbh
 

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