LowTierBateman
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Not even joking.
I have one specific fork in my kitchen. It’s slightly bent and the handle is a little different color from the rest. Every time I eat I instinctively grab that one. Even when the other forks are cleaner and closer.
I moved apartments once and still took that fork with me.
I think this is the most stable relationship I’ve ever had.
Am I the only one with a “main fork” or is this just another sign that it’s completely over.
I have one specific fork in my kitchen. It’s slightly bent and the handle is a little different color from the rest. Every time I eat I instinctively grab that one. Even when the other forks are cleaner and closer.
I moved apartments once and still took that fork with me.
I think this is the most stable relationship I’ve ever had.
Am I the only one with a “main fork” or is this just another sign that it’s completely over.
