Just write a funny bio! Girls love funny guys!

[Mr_Norwood]

A short while ago this woman matched with me on Tinder and basically called me a creep for lying about my age and offering younger women a free holiday with me.

We had a long discussion and she claimed that women don't like me because of my shitty attitude.
In the end she gave me some advise.. I should write a funny bio.
Does anyone have any experience with this? Will writing a funny profile help me find a girlfriend my own age in the UK?

 

[Deleted member 6538]

 

[Beetlejuice]

chad is so funny

 

[Deleted member 5683]

Wtf is this thread lol

 

[Deleted member 6475]

chadlite friend of mine literally has a bio that only consists of "1.90m" and gets countless matches
fck lying foids

 

[Deleted member 4645]

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Gooks me

 

[Subhuman trash]

I just made my bio say “I’m six feet”

 

[BigBiceps]

Never listen to women's advice when it comes to picking up girls. If you go fishing, will you ask for advice on how to catch fish from the fishes? No. You ask from the fishermen.

 

[maxmendietta]

Never listen to women's advice when it comes to picking up girls. If you go fishing, will you ask for advice on how to catch fish from the fishes? No. You ask from the fishermen.

Fishes me ngl

 

[Deleted member 6475]

Never listen to women's advice when it comes to picking up girls. If you go fishing, will you ask for advice on how to catch fish from the fishes? No. You ask from the fishermen.

women dont even know what they want themselves. they say all this bluepilled shit but are unaware they just virtue signal and are deluded

 

[Mr_Norwood]

I am invisible and nothing to British women my own age.

When i think outside the box and try to betabuxx a younger woman, they get angry and call me a creep


You simply cannot win.

 

[lookismfugee]

chad is so funny

I am invisible and nothing to British women my own age.

When i think outside the box and try to betabuxx a younger woman, they get angry and call me a creep


You simply cannot win.

man u should have sorted it when u were young and gl[had hair]
it is what it is. ngl u are spazoid sperg aswell. like u are gl baldcel but ur personality is legit shit aswell. not like im saying personality would make u young.
why dont u get hair transplant no joke

 

[BigBiceps]

women dont even know what they want themselves. they say all this bluepilled shit but are unaware they just virtue signal and are deluded

Women know exactly what they want. They are just afraid to say it, as women are genetically prone to avoid conflict.

 

[Mr_Norwood]

man u should have sorted it when u were young and gl[had hair]
it is what it is. ngl u are spazoid sperg aswell. like u are gl baldcel but ur personality is legit shit aswell. not like im saying personality would make u young

I wanted to have fun and ride the pussy carousel in my 20s

 

[Deleted member 6475]

Women know exactly what they want. They are just afraid to say it, as women are genetically prone to avoid conflict.

idk i just cant hold onto the thought that they all just lie 247 when it comes to this topic

 

[lookismfugee]

I wanted to have fun and ride the pussy carousel in my 20s

man why dont u get hair transplant or something. like how much do they cost are they even possible to cover full head? guess that will be too much money?

 

[WannaBeA6]

Never listen to women's advice when it comes to picking up girls. If you go fishing, will you ask for advice on how to catch fish from the fishes? No. You ask from the fishermen.

wtf was this post? lmaooooooo

yeah bro and then they'll say "just be yourself just make some jokes and make them laugh bro"

are you really a looksmaxer? what a /r/redpill post

 

[BigBiceps]

I am invisible and nothing to British women my own age.

When i think outside the box and try to betabuxx a younger woman, they get angry and call me a creep


You simply cannot win.

Who cares what those roasties think? They're jealous, because they know they lack the looks to have their vacations paid like that. You do you.

 

[Good_Little_Goy]

jfl at you trying to lowkey blackpill this foid.

your bio was creepy but very honest and forward about what was up, shes just mad because she knows that it will work on most women these days.

 

[BigBiceps]

wtf was this post? lmaooooooo

yeah bro and then they'll say "just be yourself just make some jokes and make them laugh bro"

are you really a looksmaxer? what a /r/redpill post

Shut up. It was a bad parabel, but couldn't think of anything better. Point was that women can't give good advice on how to pick girls. They will give advice like ''just be yourself'', because that's what works for them, but is completely useless for majority of the men.

 

[Mr_Norwood]

best one so far.. she's on my fb now and we are staying in contact.

 

[lookismfugee]

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best one so far.. she's on my fb now and we are staying in contact.

man i think thats okay as long as u are fine with it. but id still get hair with money. on other hand its funny to make ppl fuck u for money. arab oil princes are probably biggest sadists on earth doubt women getting shat on is real but still

 

[WannaBeA6]

Shut up. It was a bad reference, but couldn't think of anything better. Point was that women can't give good advice on how to pick girls. They will give advice like 'just be yourself'', because that's what works for them, but is completely useless for majority of the men.

Only we looksmaxxers know the truth about this world

 

[Britcel]

fucking slayer

 

[Alesund]

A short while ago this woman matched with me on Tinder and basically called me a creep for lying about my age and offering younger women a free holiday with me.

We had a long discussion and she claimed that women don't like me because of my shitty attitude.
In the end she gave me some advise.. I should write a funny bio.
Does anyone have any experience with this? Will writing a funny profile help me find a girlfriend my own age in the UK?

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What a disgusting worthless moon faced sack of shit she is- why do you even communicate with inbred 60 IQ subhumans like this one?

 

[Deleted member 4464]

Never listen to women's advice when it comes to picking up girls. If you go fishing, will you ask for advice on how to catch fish from the fishes? No. You ask from the fishermen.

and depending on which "fisherman" you ask you will get the same bullshit personality advice

 

[Deleted member 4797]

Listening to women