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The outbreak of labia bugs that migrated from France among single women using dating apps has spread into the United Kingdom, affecting tens of millions of women. The experts in sexually transmitted diseases think it's too late to tackle this massive health crisis, which is being kept secret from the general public because of the embarrassing mark it leaves on the exceptional society.
International Authorities believe the women infected with these nasty little critters are in their twenties to fifties.
The IA also states that labia bugs are most active in news station environments and, especially, universities and elegant restaurants. They believe these disgusting, offensive little parasites are favoring irresponsible sexually active women, thus entertainers and journalists.
Labia bugs resemble the family's favorite bedbug but unlike their cousin, it camouflages themselves to skin colour and rests in the labia of a warm wet vagina.
Verifiable source and previous developing story is found below:
EXTRAORDINARY outbreak among single women migrating from France: Stacy Has Little Buddies
Creepy-crawly labia bugs are surprising their one-night stands from mainstream dating apps like Tinder and Bumble. "It's like an invasion of reminders," an anonymous guy said. The French government refuses to fight these bugs because they're part of French culture. However, tourists are running...
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