Landwhale vs Escort?

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Bros: I know I can fuck landwhales, but they're ugly as fuck and I don't like fat women. When I used to use Tinder I would match with several landwhales and some messaged me first, but I ignored them. Should I suck it up and fuck one just for the sake of it? It's that or I pay for an escort, but I'm not keeping my v card past 21.
 
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Escort dude. Actually enjoy your first time
 
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Escort dude. Actually enjoy your first time
Losing your v card for free with an ugly fat chick vs. paying a hot one to pretend to validate you :think:
 
Losing your v card for free with an ugly fat chick vs. paying a hot one to pretend to validate you :think:
You will enjoy escort. Smelly landwhales are fucking nasty and you will regret it
 
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You will enjoy escort. Smelly landwhales are fucking nasty and you will regret it
:lul::lul: I swear I hate landwhales. I might struggle to get hard even.
 
:lul::lul: I swear I hate landwhales. I might struggle to get hard even.
You won't get hard when the smell hits. I've heard horror stories worse than anything you can imagine
 
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Lard filled landwhales are disgusting. Escort all the way.
 
Bros: I know I can fuck landwhales, but they're ugly as fuck and I don't like fat women. When I used to use Tinder I would match with several landwhales and some messaged me first, but I ignored them. Should I suck it up and fuck one just for the sake of it? It's that or I pay for an escort, but I'm not keeping my v card past 21.
if you want to experience the pleasure of being desired and fucked by a horny girl, then you may try to flirt with fat girls.
 
I would rather stay a virgin than fuck either tbh but escort is by far the superior choice.
 
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Fat women don't count, not even human tbh.
 
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I would rather stay a virgin than fuck either tbh but escort is by far the superior choice.
I disagree. Tbh prostitution is the perfect solution to an otherwise unsolvable problem...

if you want to experience the pleasure of being desired and fucked by a horny girl, then you may try to flirt with fat girls.
I once experienced the validation via making out in my car with a girl and holding hands etc. Best fucking trippy feeling ever, hands down. Never got to sex though. She was average weight, slightly below average face i.e. looksmatch
 
I disagree. Tbh prostitution is the perfect solution to an otherwise unsolvable problem
I get why some do it but paying a whore for lifeless sex isn’t appealing to me.
 
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Both. If you want to taste validational sex but can't fuck slim Becky or Stacy (yet), just fuck a landwhale whose face is not too repulsive. Meanwhile you can use escorts to taste the ecstasy. Keep looksmaxing until you can fuck Beckys for free. But according to my experience, once you've tasted the wild sex with Stacy hookers, you'll be addicted and always want more, even if you got an attractive girlfriend. It has nothing to do with validation or love, just pure lust, passion and ecstasy.

Imo the best solution would be :
5 psl in looks
Decent income
A stable Becky gf
Several Beckys to fuck by the side
Stacy hookers to taste the highest sexual satisfaction
 
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I get why some do it but paying a whore for lifeless sex isn’t appealing to me.
So chilling by yourself in your dark room with your drugs and your cum-stained boxers is better than occasionally fucking a hot woman and experiencing a girl moaning and gasping while you pound her young pussy, with both of you sweating hard? Come on Insomniac you incel.
Imo the best solution would be :
5 psl in looks
Decent income
A stable Becky gf
Several Beckys to fuck by the side
Stacy hookers to taste the highest sexual satisfaction
Tbh if I have a Becky girlfriend I wouldn't fuck others on the side even if I could.
 
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NEVER settle for landwhales. That's rule #11 of the human right's declaration
 
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NEVER settle for landwhales. That's rule #11 of the human right's declaration
Not settle, start with one to get real validation....but I'm not sure if that's a good thing even
 
But muh body positivitihihihi
Lol I'm reporting you to this subreddit moderator. She's not fat she is thicc with good proportions you virgin eenzel. :soy::soy:
 
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Tbh if I have a Becky girlfriend I wouldn't fuck others on the side even if I could.
You don't have to, but it'd be better to keep looking for options, just in case.
 
Lol I'm reporting you to this subreddit moderator. She's not fat she is thicc with good proportions you virgin eenzel.
Ok listen here u inksilk u just have unrealistic expectations about women like that they should be at a weight under 200 lbs and below 90% bodyfat. Typical of entitlement :soy:
 
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Ok listen here u inksilk u just have unrealistic expectations about women like that they should be at a weight under 200 lbs and below 90% bodyfat. Typical of entitlement :soy:
I can feel the soy seeping from that comment holy shit. Fuck reddit.
 
Ok listen here u inksilk u just have unrealistic expectations about women like that they should be at a weight under 200 lbs and below 90% bodyfat. Typical of entitlement :soy:
"Ew he's too short." -250 pound beast
 
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I can feel the soy seeping from that comment holy shit. Fuck reddit.
Why are all Reddit NPCs the exact same. All of their comments are indistinguishable from each other
 
Why are all Reddit NPCs the exact same. All of their comments are indistinguishable from each other
It's all about the red arrow farm silly incel :soy:
 
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Bros: I know I can fuck landwhales, but they're ugly as fuck and I don't like fat women. When I used to use Tinder I would match with several landwhales and some messaged me first, but I ignored them. Should I suck it up and fuck one just for the sake of it? It's that or I pay for an escort, but I'm not keeping my v card past 21.
Dude hit up eros.com and stop with the bullshit. Dont fuck a gat bitch and make her more arrogant.
 
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Dude hit up eros.com and stop with the bullshit. Dont fuck a gat bitch and make her more arrogant.
$350 down the drain very soon
 
Escort 100%. Its only money.
 
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Losing your v card for free with an ugly fat chick vs. paying a hot one to pretend to validate you :think:
Fuck a petite liberal girl. They are about as easy as fat landwhales. Or do what i did, fuck a white trash or redneck girl. just because they are trashy or redneck doesn't necessarily mean they are ugly, they can be pretty but lower cast than Stacy, therefore easier. Inb4 "but im ethinik, they wont want me cuz 'muh confed flag, muh cuntree, muh race'", I'm an ethnik and i get along with country people better than preps or libtards.
 
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escort. if you're sub chad you'll always pay for sex indirectly
 
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Lol don't lose it to escort.

Losing v to escort is highly shameful and reserved for subhumans.
 
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Your virginity is valuable, don't lose it.
 
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I'd rather get an escort than give a landwhale validation.
 
i fucked a hooker before, legit the best sexual experience u can get is either a hooker or a oneitis,it was like a porno movie all i did was sit, jfl at landwhale, have you ever touched a landwhale, the fat lumps are actually hard instead of soft, they look soft but theyre rock solid hard
just fuck a hooker enjoy it and then leave happy, u wont regret,
 
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You won't get hard when the smell hits. I've heard horror stories worse than anything you can imagine
Pussy smell?
 
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Escort but make sure you can get erection
 
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Everything smells. Or so I'm told
I think pussy will also smell with infections and all of this stuff. Fat will close in bacteria etc.
 
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I think pussy will also smell with infections and all of this stuff. Fat will close in bacteria etc.
For sure. Disgusting
 
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