LARDMAXX THREAD [FOLLOW UP ON YESTERDAY - AS PROMISED TO @MOGPOGS]

[Aladin]

Spoiler: pictures

Yesterday's thread:

Guess what I ate Today

I ate 250g of lard AND SEVEN PICKLES :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul: TFW WHEN THE PICKLE WATER HITS (drink it, so fucking good :bigbrain::bigbrain::bigbrain::bigbrain:) @Mogpogs @rightfulcel @Tallooksmaxxer @8PSLcel...

looksmax.org

Fat is good for you. Eat it.

Spoiler: article

The sugar conspiracy | Ian Leslie

The Long Read: In 1972, a British scientist sounded the alarm that sugar – and not fat – was the greatest danger to our health. But his findings were ridiculed and his reputation ruined. How did the world’s top nutrition scientists get it so wrong for so long?

www.theguardian.com

@rightfulcel @Mogpogs @Tallooksmaxxer
@RabidRosaries @Nameless_Sunflower
@8PSLcel @BigJimsWornOutTires
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[Deleted member 17791]

fat is bad. not very cute

 

[Aladin]

fat is bad. not very cute

its good for you.
it is good for gut and hormones. Hormones are made from fat.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

its good for you.
it is good for gut and hormones. Hormones are made from fat.

Hormones as in testosterone?

 

[Aladin]

Hormones as in testosterone?

How Dietary Fat Benefits Hormones

How Dietary Fat Benefits Hormones What if your doctor were to give you a prescription that would increase your energy and vitality, decrease your chronic health problems, and improve the quality of your life–for the rest of your life? Would you still be interested

www.womensinternational.com

Dietary fat is the only source of the essential fatty acids that are the chemical building blocks for eicosanoids. Eicosanoids are the molecular glue that holds the human body together. They control the hormones and are made by every living cell in the human body.

Low-fat diet linked to lower testosterone levels in men

For the many men diagnosed with testosterone deficiency, losing weight can help increase testosterone levels. But certain diets -- specifically a low-fat diet -- may be associated with a small but significant reduction in testosterone, suggests a study in The Journal of Urology®, Official...

www.eurekalert.org

Because testosterone is a steroid hormone derived from cholesterol, changes in fat intake could alter testosterone levels. This new analysis of how diet affects serum testosterone provides evidence that a low-fat diet is associated with lower testosterone levels, compared to an unrestricted diet.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

How Dietary Fat Benefits Hormones

How Dietary Fat Benefits Hormones What if your doctor were to give you a prescription that would increase your energy and vitality, decrease your chronic health problems, and improve the quality of your life–for the rest of your life? Would you still be interested

www.womensinternational.com

Low-fat diet linked to lower testosterone levels in men

For the many men diagnosed with testosterone deficiency, losing weight can help increase testosterone levels. But certain diets -- specifically a low-fat diet -- may be associated with a small but significant reduction in testosterone, suggests a study in The Journal of Urology®, Official...

www.eurekalert.org

Welp, looks like I can't eat fat now.

So many things raise testosterone.

I need to base my diet on soy.

 

[Orc]

blackpill overdose.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

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Yesterday's thread:

Guess what I ate Today

I ate 250g of lard AND SEVEN PICKLES :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul: TFW WHEN THE PICKLE WATER HITS (drink it, so fucking good :bigbrain::bigbrain::bigbrain::bigbrain:) @Mogpogs @rightfulcel @Tallooksmaxxer @8PSLcel...

looksmax.org

Fat is good for you. Eat it.

Spoiler: article

The sugar conspiracy | Ian Leslie

The Long Read: In 1972, a British scientist sounded the alarm that sugar – and not fat – was the greatest danger to our health. But his findings were ridiculed and his reputation ruined. How did the world’s top nutrition scientists get it so wrong for so long?

www.theguardian.com

@rightfulcel @Mogpogs @Tallooksmaxxer
@RabidRosaries @Nameless_Sunflower
@8PSLcel @BigJimsWornOutTires
@Username Required​

but it's oil. you're eating grease.

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

eats.me

 

[Aladin]

but it's oil. you're eating grease.

yes, its good for health.
It make me feel warm from inside.

I only eat things that actually give me energy. Most foods actually make me tired.
This stuff just digests like nothing is happening.

Also, Travolta is gay. One of his friends said he woke up and travolta was sucking his dick. I am not joking.

John Travolta Allegedly Tried To ******* "Grease" Co-Star Jeff Conaway While He Was Sleeping - Democratic Underground Forums

www.democraticunderground.com

 

[Manu le coq]

so hot, i wish i could fuck it ngl

 

[Deleted member 17791]

so hot, i wish i could fuck it ngl

w w w what???

 

[incel194012940]

Welp, looks like I can't eat fat now.

So many things raise testosterone.

I need to base my diet on soy.

wouldn’t it be easier to take testosterone inhibitors that would block the downstream conversion of smth like fat into t

instead of basing all your lifestyle choices on it for minor improvements

 

[Aladin]

so hot, i wish i could fuck it ngl

would make good lube ngl
smells super good too probably
@8PSLcel loves pigsex

w w w what???

yes you do

 

[Deleted member 17791]

wouldn’t it be easier to take testosterone inhibitors that would block the downstream conversion of smth like fat into t

instead of basing all your lifestyle choices on it for minor improvements

I'm terrified of coming out.

So I gotta just do these things to cause catastrophic damage to my androgen levels.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

would make good lube ngl
smells super good too probably
@8PSLcel loves pigsex


yes you do

NO I DON'T

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

yes, its good for health.
It make me feel warm from inside.

I only eat things that actually give me energy. Most foods actually make me tired.
This stuff just digests like nothing is happening.

Also, Travolta is gay. One of his friends said he woke up and travolta was sucking his dick. I am not joking.

John Travolta Allegedly Tried To ******* "Grease" Co-Star Jeff Conaway While He Was Sleeping - Democratic Underground Forums

www.democraticunderground.com

Jeff was a junkie that estranged everyone who cared for him. The guy would literally pee his pants and not change them. He needed a wheelchair, not that he was handicapped, but too high on dope to walk without further injury. Therefore, whatever spewed from that druggie's lips is worthless. Perhaps, Jeff found himself with the dealer's penis in his mouth, who gave him a shot of a good batch moment prior. And because of that anger and shame, he lashed out against the ones he felt should've been there for him.

 

[Aladin]

Jeff was a junkie that estranged everyone who cared for him. The guy would literally pee his pants and not change them. He needed a wheelchair, not that he was handicapped, but too high on dope to walk without further injury. Therefore, whatever spewed from that druggie's lips is worthless. Perhaps, Jeff found himself with the dealer's penis in his mouth, who gave him a shot of a good batch moment prior. And because of that anger and shame, he lashed out against the ones he felt should've been there for him.

mirin your mogger knowledge of stone age celebrities JFL
i just know half this shit cuz I used to listen to opie and anthony

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Jeff was a junkie that estranged everyone who cared for him. The guy would literally pee his pants and not change them. He needed a wheelchair, not that he was handicapped, but too high on dope to walk without further injury. Therefore, whatever spewed from that druggie's lips is worthless. Perhaps, Jeff found himself with the dealer's penis in his mouth, who gave him a shot of a good batch moment prior. And because of that anger and shame, he lashed out against the ones he felt should've been there for him.

It's always fun to be touched by someone you like but if someone touches you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that no good!

 

[incel194012940]

I'm terrified of coming out.

So I gotta just do these things to cause catastrophic damage to my androgen levels.

You don’t have to tell anyone abt it esp if it’s an oral anti androgen

 

[Deleted member 17791]

You don’t have to tell anyone abt it esp if it’s an oral anti androgen

I don't know how to get them. I've looked on amazon.

 

[Manu le coq]

w w w what???

are u shaming me for my sexual orientation?
i'm sexually attracted to butter and comcomber, is there a problem?

 

[incel194012940]

I don't know how to get them. I've looked on amazon.

lazycel

since you live in Australia and I don’t think a bumfuck abo town you can go to local youth advocacy group

and there probably sources similar to steroids online

I might try to start with 100+ mg DHEA? OTC and massive conversion to E

if you put on your balls will cause massive suppression to leydig cells

 

[Deleted member 17791]

are u shaming me for my sexual orientation?
i'm sexually attracted to butter and comcomber, is there a problem?

sorry

lazycel

since you live in Australia and I don’t think a bumfuck abo town you can go to local youth advocacy group

and there probably sources similar to steroids online

I might try to start with 100+ mg DHEA? OTC and massive conversion to E

if you put on your balls will cause massive suppression to leydig cells

You think I should join my uni's lgbt support group?

what's DHEA?

I'm currently applying heat to my testicles to fuck up my leydig cells, I spent a while researching testicle overheating and doing so can cause your balls to loose huge sperm production in the short term and for your nuts to start shrinking in the long term.

 

[MolestatoDallaVita]

Ldarmaxx**

 

[Aladin]

Ldarmaxx**

im doing both checkmate bhai

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

mirin your mogger knowledge of stone age celebrities JFL
i just know half this shit cuz I used to listen to opie and anthony

Ugh. I know some things.

 

[incel194012940]

sorry


You think I should join my uni's lgbt support group?

I think they definitely can get you hrt

and I think you probably have a negative and superior attitude to other lgbts because of too much time on 4chan

and you don’t have a lot of contact except for maybe small encounter where you self perpetuate negative conceptions

I don’t like them ofc, but that’s not to say you won’t

It funny how trans have same execution hiccups as incels who want hgh T and surgery

what's DHEA?

it’s a precursor hormone to E and T that goes to an E conversion after around 25 mg a day

naturally you probably have like 5-10 mg floating around your body

You could probably also take a very anabolic non androgenic sarm like female bodybuilders

and lower your protein while not lifting

causing suppression and high estrogen, chance of gyno

 

[Deleted member 17791]

I think they definitely can get you hrt

and I think you probably have a negative and superior attitude to other lgbts because of too much time on 4chan

and you don’t have a lot of contact except for maybe small encounter where you self perpetuate negative conceptions

I don’t like them ofc, but that’s not to say you won’t

It funny how trans have same execution hiccups as incels who want hgh T and surgery

it’s a precursor hormone to E and T that goes to an E conversion after around 25 mg a day

naturally you probably have like 5-10 mg floating around your body

You could probably also take a very anabolic non androgenic sarm like female bodybuilders

and lower your protein while not lifting

causing suppression and high estrogen, chance of gyno

My medical record is tied to my family so if I end up getting a gender dysphoria diagnosis, my parents will def know about it. I've actually come out to my mom a while ago but she rejected it right away and I've never spoken about it since.

I think I do, I'm not very comfortable with transpeople, that feeling extends to myself too, feel like a freak.

Where could I get DHEA?

What's a non androgenic sarm?

I hardly ever eat meat so my protein intake is very low already.

It can cause gyno? That's good for me then.

 

[incel194012940]

My medical record is tied to my family so if I end up getting a gender dysphoria diagnosis, my parents will def know about it. I've actually come out to my mom a while ago but she rejected it right away and I've never spoken about it since.

lgbt groups are usually big on secrecy and don’t force anyone to come out and have secret hrt even for kids for extreme ones

I think I do, I'm not very comfortable with transpeople, that feeling extends to myself too, feel like a freak.

ig you’re kinda looking for it here, for whatever reason, with the cat girl pfp instead of a chad or smth

I am incel so I don’t have all the answers but talking to people here instead of similar to you people irl can’t be good for you

Where could I get DHEA?

What's a non androgenic sarm?

I hardly ever eat meat so my protein intake is very low already.

It can cause gyno? That's good for me then.

Here in the USA anywhere but looks like it’s restricted in Australia nvm

it’s not ideal just easy if legal

non androgenic =
low androgenic-anabolic rating so it won’t cause balding or other androgenic properties

look up good steroids for women and see threads here from baldingcels

I’m not expert but theoretically it seems suppressing production once would be easier than taking anti androgens indefinetly

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

mirin your mogger knowledge of stone age celebrities JFL
i just know half this shit cuz I used to listen to opie and anthony

I was never into radio talk shows. But during my early troll days, there was a live cable streaming show called American Bargain Channel. It was the origin of QVC. I'm about to dox my age. It was the 80s.

And so the host would auction off made-in-China shit. Sometimes, sell pallets of junk. And so the buyer would call him and talk live on TV. Ugh. And there I go ...

He was holding a rotary blender shaped like a cucumber. I called, and they placed me in a queue. I listen to a female caller on the TV. "Bob, I love it! I want two."

"Two you will get! How about making this 3?" He said, then chuckled. "Eh, I'm joking ... or maybe I'm not!" He laughed again. Ugh. He was a joker. Finally, I hear the click, STANDBY TO GO LIVE.

"... enjoy your new blenders!" Bob said, and the caller hung up. "American Bargain Channel, how are you today, sir?"

"Ugh. Hey Bob." I replied with a deep voice of grave tone.

"And who am I speaking with?" He asked, displaying a curious gesture.

"Ugh. Jim." I doxxed myself live on TV.

"Okay, Jim! How many blenders would you like?" Excitedly, he fiddled with the blender and moved its packaging box.

"Um ... I would like to get a closer look at that mighty fine piece of machinery, Bob. Can you zoom in, please?"

"Of course!" He holds it up, and the camera soars in.

"Sweet. I love it, Bob." The scene pans out.

"So, are you the cooking kind of guy, Jim?" Curiously, he inquired.

I ignored his question and said, "Bob, can you hold the blender back up, please?"

"Um, okay," and so he does.

"Can you move the blender next to your face, please?"

"Um, I don't see why that's necessary." Confusion grasped him.

"That was your first strike. Don't question me again, Bob. Now place the blender next to your mouth." I insisted.

"I will not put up with rude customers, sir. Perhaps, you're in the wrong place." He became agitated as he shuffled in his seat and moved the blender out of view.

"Strike two, Bob. One more strike, I'll be waiting for you after work." I assured him he was treading a thin line.

"You just threatened me!" He looks around the room, "Did you hear that? Can we get a trace on that phone?" Someone screamed from behind the background, We don't have the means for that. Just hang up.

"Strike three, Bob. Game over. Let's see who's the joker tonight." I hang up my friend's mom's phone. "Thanks for letting me use your phone, Miss Davidson." I quickly left.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

lgbt groups are usually big on secrecy and don’t force anyone to come out and have secret hrt even for kids for extreme ones

ig you’re kinda looking for it here, for whatever reason, with the cat girl pfp instead of a chad or smth

I am incel so I don’t have all the answers but talking to people here instead of similar to you people irl can’t be good for you

Here in the USA anywhere but looks like it’s restricted in Australia nvm

it’s not ideal just easy if legal

non androgenic =
low androgenic-anabolic rating so it won’t cause balding or other androgenic properties

look up good steroids for women and see threads here from baldingcels


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I’m not expert but theoretically it seems suppressing production once would be easier than taking anti androgens indefinetly

You think they'd hook me up with like secret suppliers and shit?

This place is actually pretty easy to socialize in. I feel like I can chill with people here

Woah, I wonder what he used and what dosage he did. Those are impressive breasts, I'd be fine with an Acup or Bcup. I'd actually be scared of getting boobs that big, I wont be able to hide them.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Over if you aren’t butter maxxing in 2022

 

[incel194012940]

You think they'd hook me up with like secret suppliers and shit?

Depending on the club they’ll give it for free and fuck you too

I’m pretty sure it’s a big focus to reach out and help closeted people

 

[Deleted member 3828]

THE LORD SPOKE TO ME
"YE SHALL EAT THY LARD"
BUT IT WAS A LARP
NOW I LDAR

 

[Aladin]

I was never into radio talk shows. But during my early troll days, there was a live cable streaming show called American Bargain Channel. It was the origin of QVC. I'm about to dox my age. It was the 80s.

And so the host would auction off made-in-China shit. Sometimes, sell pallets of junk. And so the buyer would call him and talk live on TV. Ugh. And there I go ...

He was holding a rotary blender shaped like a cucumber. I called, and they placed me in a queue. I listen to a female caller on the TV. "Bob, I love it! I want two."

"Two you will get! How about making this 3?" He said, then chuckled. "Eh, I'm joking ... or maybe I'm not!" He laughed again. Ugh. He was a joker. Finally, I hear the click, STANDBY TO GO LIVE.

"... enjoy your new blenders!" Bob said, and the caller hung up. "American Bargain Channel, how are you today, sir?"

"Ugh. Hey Bob." I replied with a deep voice of grave tone.

"And who am I speaking with?" He asked, displaying a curious gesture.

"Ugh. Jim." I doxxed myself live on TV.

"Okay, Jim! How many blenders would you like?" Excitedly, he fiddled with the blender and moved its packaging box.

"Um ... I would like to get a closer look at that mighty fine piece of machinery, Bob. Can you zoom in, please?"

"Of course!" He holds it up, and the camera soars in.

"Sweet. I love it, Bob." The scene pans out.

"So, are you the cooking kind of guy, Jim?" Curiously, he inquired.

I ignored his question and said, "Bob, can you hold the blender back up, please?"

"Um, okay," and so he does.

"Can you move the blender next to your face, please?"

"Um, I don't see why that's necessary." Confusion grasped him.

"That was your first strike. Don't question me again, Bob. Now place the blender next to your mouth." I insisted.

"I will not put up with rude customers, sir. Perhaps, you're in the wrong place." He became agitated as he shuffled in his seat and moved the blender out of view.

"Strike two, Bob. One more strike, I'll be waiting for you after work." I assured him he was treading a thin line.

"You just threatened me!" He looks around the room, "Did you hear that? Can we get a trace on that phone?" Someone screamed from behind the background, We don't have the means for that. Just hang up.

"Strike three, Bob. Game over. Let's see who's the joker tonight." I hang up my friend's mom's phone. "Thanks for letting me use your phone, Miss Davidson." I quickly left.

 

[Deleted member 3828]

I was never into radio talk shows. But during my early troll days, there was a live cable streaming show called American Bargain Channel. It was the origin of QVC. I'm about to dox my age. It was the 80s.

And so the host would auction off made-in-China shit. Sometimes, sell pallets of junk. And so the buyer would call him and talk live on TV. Ugh. And there I go ...

He was holding a rotary blender shaped like a cucumber. I called, and they placed me in a queue. I listen to a female caller on the TV. "Bob, I love it! I want two."

"Two you will get! How about making this 3?" He said, then chuckled. "Eh, I'm joking ... or maybe I'm not!" He laughed again. Ugh. He was a joker. Finally, I hear the click, STANDBY TO GO LIVE.

"... enjoy your new blenders!" Bob said, and the caller hung up. "American Bargain Channel, how are you today, sir?"

"Ugh. Hey Bob." I replied with a deep voice of grave tone.

"And who am I speaking with?" He asked, displaying a curious gesture.

"Ugh. Jim." I doxxed myself live on TV.

"Okay, Jim! How many blenders would you like?" Excitedly, he fiddled with the blender and moved its packaging box.

"Um ... I would like to get a closer look at that mighty fine piece of machinery, Bob. Can you zoom in, please?"

"Of course!" He holds it up, and the camera soars in.

"Sweet. I love it, Bob." The scene pans out.

"So, are you the cooking kind of guy, Jim?" Curiously, he inquired.

I ignored his question and said, "Bob, can you hold the blender back up, please?"

"Um, okay," and so he does.

"Can you move the blender next to your face, please?"

"Um, I don't see why that's necessary." Confusion grasped him.

"That was your first strike. Don't question me again, Bob. Now place the blender next to your mouth." I insisted.

"I will not put up with rude customers, sir. Perhaps, you're in the wrong place." He became agitated as he shuffled in his seat and moved the blender out of view.

"Strike two, Bob. One more strike, I'll be waiting for you after work." I assured him he was treading a thin line.

"You just threatened me!" He looks around the room, "Did you hear that? Can we get a trace on that phone?" Someone screamed from behind the background, We don't have the means for that. Just hang up.

"Strike three, Bob. Game over. Let's see who's the joker tonight." I hang up my friend's mom's phone. "Thanks for letting me use your phone, Miss Davidson." I quickly left.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Depending on the club they’ll give it for free and fuck you too

I’m pretty sure it’s a big focus to reach out and help closeted people

But I'm a virgin and don't want to give it away like that.

 

[Deprived]

Good thread Aladin

 

[Aladin]

Good thread Aladin

Thx. I realized that most people dont read, so its better to have arousing OP and then have socratic dialogue with genuinely interested people in replies.

 

[Aladin]

what a thread, ha ha