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OOGABOOGA

OOGABOOGA

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Boring ass Becky slut from my high school that I matched on tinder. We talked on snap the last week or so bc I was sick and couldn’t link. The topic of marvel movies :feelsgood: came up and she said her favorite was iron man 3. I never saw it so she suggested we watch it.

She came over late af bc my parents were up late being retarded. When she gets here I put on the movie and she says “oh you actually want to watch it”:lul: fucking whore just wants me for my shaft. We cuddle and talk a bit and she’s checking her watch bc it’s late. I say I just want to watch until his house blows up bc I saw that in the trailer.

We watch til that and then start making out. Boring. Slow kisser with no aggression, not grinding on me or anything even when on my lap. I pick her up to carry her from my couch to her bed. Dumbass drops her legs to stand up and says “where are we going?” Where do you think hoe?

we make out on the bed. I finger her. I lose my fucking boner bc she’s boring and my dick is kinda fucked up from sleep apnea. So she gives me sucky sucky. That’s pretty mediocre too. But whatever it gets me hard. Bout to stick it in and she asks if I got condoms. Fuark whatever.

Fuck for idk 5 minutes doing fine and then she wraps her legs around me and squeezes her legs and coochie and I nut like instantly Jfl. Make out more, finger her for a while. She’s soaking. I’m soft so over.

Afterwards I say my bad for nutting quick and she said it was long for her. Jfl do niggas really nut that quick? Like normally I can pound for 15-30 minutes. Told her it was short by my standards. Literally fucked a girl raw for 15 or so minutes on Monday.

But the combination of new girl, good tight pussy, and the shit I’ve been doing to restore sensitivity got the best of me. I thought I needed to use the ManHood so I wouldn’t last hours like I used to with a condom but that shit is just too powerful.

Walked her out, kissed gn, that’s all. Overall mediocre experience but she lives two blocks away so hopefully I can keep hitting for the rest of break.

TLDR: I had sex you illiterate fag

@RealLooksmaxxer @Gargantuan @JackSparrow @benisblatt @xefo69 @alexjones @ArvidGustavsson @Thongmaster @Yuyevon @werty1457
 
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Slayer bro but how are your airways. I thought you were bedridden my dear ooga.
 
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couldnt read the full thing but i love sex
 
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couldnt read the full thing but i love sex
I love good sex and I’m realizing good sex isn’t about how good the pussy feels on the dick
 
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you aren’t amnesia shit thread
You’re an abused dog with recession induced erectile dysfunction and sleep apnea who thinks the earth is flat
No mistakes here
regional managers me
 
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you aren’t amnesia shit thread
You’re an abused dog with recession induced erectile dysfunction and sleep apnea who thinks the earth is flat
No mistakes here
regional managers me
Ah welcome back. Keep barking you autistic manlet
 
What's your stats OP ?
 
What's your stats OP ?
6’, 5 psl, 7.5x5.5, 185 a bit under 15% with good ab inserts so 6 pack halo, blue eyes brown hair like Chris evans coloring
 
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I don't know who to trust. One description seems to fit a Chadlite, the other describes an elder care center patient
Probably chadlite after bimax but rn my life is very impeded by recession causing sleep apnea. Loox, narcy chadlite, and malignant all bark at me bc I got along with them in discord and then debated flat earth with them. Wouldn’t care if they didn’t have pics of my atrocious side profile
 
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I don't know who to trust. One description seems to fit a Chadlite, the other describes an elder care center patient
op looks good and gets laid, what else is there to say?
 
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jfl the je0ws r coming for u
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6’, 5 psl, 7.5x5.5, 185 a bit under 15% with good ab inserts so 6 pack halo, blue eyes brown hair like Chris evans coloring
below average lmao :lul::tiny:
 
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how old are you, G? mirin Highschool slayer
 
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Boring ass Becky slut from my high school that I matched on tinder. We talked on snap the last week or so bc I was sick and couldn’t link. The topic of marvel movies :feelsgood: came up and she said her favorite was iron man 3. I never saw it so she suggested we watch it.

She came over late af bc my parents were up late being retarded. When she gets here I put on the movie and she says “oh you actually want to watch it”:lul: fucking whore just wants me for my shaft. We cuddle and talk a bit and she’s checking her watch bc it’s late. I say I just want to watch until his house blows up bc I saw that in the trailer.

We watch til that and then start making out. Boring. Slow kisser with no aggression, not grinding on me or anything even when on my lap. I pick her up to carry her from my couch to her bed. Dumbass drops her legs to stand up and says “where are we going?” Where do you think hoe?

we make out on the bed. I finger her. I lose my fucking boner bc she’s boring and my dick is kinda fucked up from sleep apnea. So she gives me sucky sucky. That’s pretty mediocre too. But whatever it gets me hard. Bout to stick it in and she asks if I got condoms. Fuark whatever.

Fuck for idk 5 minutes doing fine and then she wraps her legs around me and squeezes her legs and coochie and I nut like instantly Jfl. Make out more, finger her for a while. She’s soaking. I’m soft so over.

Afterwards I say my bad for nutting quick and she said it was long for her. Jfl do niggas really nut that quick? Like normally I can pound for 15-30 minutes. Told her it was short by my standards. Literally fucked a girl raw for 15 or so minutes on Monday.

But the combination of new girl, good tight pussy, and the shit I’ve been doing to restore sensitivity got the best of me. I thought I needed to use the ManHood so I wouldn’t last hours like I used to with a condom but that shit is just too powerful.

Walked her out, kissed gn, that’s all. Overall mediocre experience but she lives two blocks away so hopefully I can keep hitting for the rest of break.

TLDR: I had sex you illiterate fag

@RealLooksmaxxer @Gargantuan @JackSparrow @benisblatt @xefo69 @alexjones @ArvidGustavsson @Thongmaster @Yuyevon @werty1457
Lucky I rarely even nut... I wish I could nut in 5 mins
 
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Probably chadlite after bimax but rn my life is very impeded by recession causing sleep apnea. Loox, narcy chadlite, and malignant all bark at me bc I got along with them in discord and then debated flat earth with them. Wouldn’t care if they didn’t have pics of my atrocious side profile

That aint even 1% of it you recessed dog. To list a few

Obnoxious boasting about getting your phallus defiled by some tinder femcel
Flat earth bs, which you defend every argument w/ "i havent looked into it that much... how can i see the thing across the lake?"
Some Horseshit about being some religious saint, yet committing sin after sin and excusing them with "it pains me" jflll
99.9th iq bs....

ITS DONE. Youre officially JESTERMAXXED to OBLIVION
 
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That aint even 1% of it you recessed dog. To list a few

Obnoxious boasting about getting your phallus defiled by some tinder femcel
Flat earth bs, which you defend every argument w/ "i havent looked into it that much... how can i see the thing across the lake?"
Some Horseshit about being some religious saint, yet committing sin after sin and excusing them with "it pains me" jflll
99.9th iq bs....

ITS DONE. Youre officially JESTERMAXXED to OBLIVION
Ngl tbh I wanna see pics of said lays.
 
mirin bro

what u doing for restored sensitivity?
 
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Good shit op
 
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morning, ogeboge
 
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Do u snore or 2ake up with dry mouth/needing pee? It might be a jaw strcture issue, making your airway too small causing sleep apnea.
Thanks doc. I’m visibly recessed and diagnosed with sleep apnea
 
ogeboge, ken u shove ur middle finger up her esshole while you fuken her doggy, for ur next ley
 
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Thanks doc. I’m visibly recessed and diagnosed with sleep apnea
Get bimax then, permanent fix and improves ur looks if ur recessed to start
 
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Get bimax then, permanent fix and improves ur looks if ur recessed to start
I’ve been trying to for a year bro. I’m broke and doctors here don’t want to help me. I’ve got 1-2k saved up and a car I could sell for maybe 10k so maybe I could afford overseas somewhere but then I’d be dead broke. Plus while I think it’ll fix the problem I can’t know 100%
 
I’ve been trying to for a year bro. I’m broke and doctors here don’t want to help me. I’ve got 1-2k saved up and a car I could sell for maybe 10k so maybe I could afford overseas somewhere but then I’d be dead broke. Plus while I think it’ll fix the problem I can’t know 100%
It will 100%, and you can get bimax in eu for 15k euros in Italy, or 10k euros in Russia, travel expenses not included
 
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That aint even 1% of it you recessed dog. To list a few

Obnoxious boasting about getting your phallus defiled by some tinder femcel
Flat earth bs, which you defend every argument w/ "i havent looked into it that much... how can i see the thing across the lake?"
Some Horseshit about being some religious saint, yet committing sin after sin and excusing them with "it pains me" jflll
99.9th iq bs....

ITS DONE. Youre officially JESTERMAXXED to OBLIVION
1. Plenty of positive reacts and responses so only you dogs seem to find it obnoxious. Also not femcels whatever that means.
2. The difference is I’m honest and you’re a salesman. Your go to proofs were appeal to authority and Muh I can shine a light through a hose
3. Also no I’ve never claimed to be that good of a dude. I confided in you at a rough time and you did nothing but make fun of me so that’s telling
4. Never had an iq test but on act, sat, and every other standardized test my whole life I was 99.9th except for a couple of reading ones where I was always at least 97th iirc
 
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It will 100%, and you can get bimax in eu for 15k euros in Italy, or 10k euros in Russia, travel expenses not included
What makes you say that it’s 100%
 
What makes you say that it’s 100%
If you have a recessed jaw, its guaranteed to cause sleep apnea to some degree (amount of sleep apnea depends on the recession amounts). This meqns its impossible to cure your sleep apnea by taking SSRIs or stop playing piano etc.. Even if those things are causing sleep apnea, its also the recessed jaw. That wont stop till you fix i5, and the younger the better (good sleep=high life quality)
 
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U.S. health care is fucked if it doesn‘t cover surgery costs to fix recession, retarded system
 
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U.S. health care is fucked if it doesn‘t cover surgery costs to fix recession, retarded system
It is what it is. At least I’m not Indian
 

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