leaky anus fixture

[Vermilioncore]

Whenever I masturbate my anus begins to leak with fluids that aren't sweat. My chair becomes moist and I have to change underwear. When I go to wipe there is a distinct brown mark indicating that it is shit that has been leaking from my ass.

Any tips on how to fix this?

 

[Deleted member 1680]

You can do sphincter control exercises that involve contracting the sphincter muscle.
High volume reps. You'll be right as rain in a couple weeks, give or take.

 

[uglymofo]

 

[AbandonShip]

Gallons and gallons of leaking fluid

 

[UnderCovrN0rmie]

means you're gay, your bumhole is making lube for big penises

 

[Time Travel]

uhm

 

[onnysk]

thx for sharing

 

[Beetlejuice]

@knajjd