notlarpingscott
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PROTOCOL (YOU WILL BE MISERABLE)
Morning Routine (Weekdays):
- Wake up
- Consume 500mg of caffeine
You will only consume protein yogurt and tuna with a calorie limit of 500, any more will require atleast 150 calories burned with exercise.
Substances to help:
- Semaglutide (GLP-1 to suppress appetite)
- Tirzepatide (GLP-1 with GIP to suppress appetite and to promote insulin release)
- Retatrutide (GLP-3. GLP-1, GIP and glucagon agonist to suppress appetite, promote insulin release and to increase energy expenditure)
- Clenbuterol (Beta-2 agonist that promotes lipolysis to preserve muscle)
- Dinitrophenol 2,4 !DANGEROUS! (Converts food into body heat)
- Orlistat (Absorbs consumed fat, take before meal)
- Metphormin (Absorbs consumed carbohydrates, take before a meal)
Morning Routine (Weekdays):
- Wake up
- Consume 500mg of caffeine
You will only consume protein yogurt and tuna with a calorie limit of 500, any more will require atleast 150 calories burned with exercise.
Substances to help:
- Semaglutide (GLP-1 to suppress appetite)
- Tirzepatide (GLP-1 with GIP to suppress appetite and to promote insulin release)
- Retatrutide (GLP-3. GLP-1, GIP and glucagon agonist to suppress appetite, promote insulin release and to increase energy expenditure)
- Clenbuterol (Beta-2 agonist that promotes lipolysis to preserve muscle)
- Dinitrophenol 2,4 !DANGEROUS! (Converts food into body heat)
- Orlistat (Absorbs consumed fat, take before meal)
- Metphormin (Absorbs consumed carbohydrates, take before a meal)