LEANMAXXING PROTOCOL (fatcels GTFIH)

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PROTOCOL (YOU WILL BE MISERABLE)

Morning Routine (Weekdays):
- Wake up
- Consume 500mg of caffeine

You will only consume protein yogurt and tuna with a calorie limit of 500, any more will require atleast 150 calories burned with exercise.

Substances to help:
- Semaglutide (GLP-1 to suppress appetite)
- Tirzepatide (GLP-1 with GIP to suppress appetite and to promote insulin release)
- Retatrutide (GLP-3. GLP-1, GIP and glucagon agonist to suppress appetite, promote insulin release and to increase energy expenditure)
- Clenbuterol (Beta-2 agonist that promotes lipolysis to preserve muscle)
- Dinitrophenol 2,4 !DANGEROUS! (Converts food into body heat)
- Orlistat (Absorbs consumed fat, take before meal)
- Metphormin (Absorbs consumed carbohydrates, take before a meal)
 
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Artificial Intelligence
 
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PROTOCOL (YOU WILL BE MISERABLE)

Morning Routine (Weekdays):
- Wake up
- Consume 500mg of caffeine

You will only consume protein yogurt and tuna with a calorie limit of 500, any more will require atleast 150 calories burned with exercise.

Substances to help:
- Semaglutide (GLP-1 to suppress appetite)
- Tirzepatide (GLP-1 with GIP to suppress appetite and to promote insulin release)
- Retatrutide (GLP-3. GLP-1, GIP and glucagon agonist to suppress appetite, promote insulin release and to increase energy expenditure)
- Clenbuterol (Beta-2 agonist that promotes lipolysis to preserve muscle)
- Dinitrophenol 2,4 !DANGEROUS! (Converts food into body heat)
- Orlistat (Absorbs consumed fat, take before meal)
- Metphormin (Absorbs consumed carbohydrates, take before a meal)
The fuck is this shit. Also wtf is that avi
 
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Clen + Reta + DNP
Obliterate your RHR & BP simulator
 
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Clen lowkey op. But risky af
Surely you jest?, or you meant DNP?
Clen is like an extra 200 cals, nigga go jog 2 miles
 
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Surely you jest?, or you meant DNP?
Clen is like an extra 200 cals, nigga go jog 2 miles
Both have bad sides. Reta mogs
 
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Both have bad sides. Reta mogs
I prefer DNP just cause I'm uber-tolerant, but if you aren't like me then I'd have to agree
 
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