Learn astrology to get pussy en masse

[kej3094]

If you know a lot of shit about astrology, it means you have fucked almost every girl in your city, she will know that. And girls want guys that other girls want, they want a dude that’s been ran through so she can change him. And if she doesn’t know that men who know astrology have been ran through, she will be heavily attached because you both share the same interests.

 

[zeke714]

No astrology for your face

 

[Mongrelcel]

No astrology for your face

hes bringing up a very valid point, and youre just shitposting

 

[DuaLipaSimp]

I'd debate but I bet you're a gemini fag, and I'm a scorpio chad

 

[Vitruvian]

Inject asteroid

 

[khvirgin]

Im desperate, but not that desperate

 

[betamanlet]

No astrology for your face

Spoken like a true cancer.

 

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