Lens distortion is the sub 6 PSL male's kryptonite

[Deleted member 8064]

Everytime I see myself in my sub-30 mm focal length selfies I lose my prettyboy/hypermasc hybrid features and look like an even more estrogenic eggman:

But when I look in the mirror I see the incel version of this 8.3 PSL prettyboy/hypermasc hybrid slayer:

How do you cope knowing there is a subhuman version of you existing in a 2-dimensional plane as we speak?! It is terror thinking about how I could go from regular subhuman prettyboy/hypermasc hybrid to an utter subhuman with the snap of a pic.

 

[BigBoy]

Greycel moment

 

[Subhuman trash]

no lense distortion is 100% cope

 

[TheEndHasNoEnd]

Not distortion, just camera distance.

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Perspective distortion, not lens distortion. It's actually a fairly accurate representation of what others would see close up. It's over. Deal with it.

 

[Deleted member 8064]

Perspective distortion, not lens distortion. It's actually a fairly accurate representation of what others would see close up. It's over. Deal with it.

That is not true at all. lens distortion is very real.

 

[Deleted member 3795]

Tbh if you look good you should still look relatively good with lens distortion, especially if you use the Snapchat camera.

 

[Deleted member 8064]

Tbh if you look good you should still look relatively good with lens distortion, especially if you use the Snapchat camera.

But in my case, I have a long midface face, upper eyelid exposure, and a bulbous nose. All three, even with snapchat camera, fuck my face up and drop me a point (or two depending on lighting). But I still do look relatively good, just not anywhere near my irl looks.

 

[Furious Dingleberry]

Yeah, you might convince me if selfies of Zayn actually looked like eggman, and not Zayn.

 

[Deleted member 5052]

Yeah, you might convince me if selfies of Zayn actually looked like eggman, and not Zayn.

 

[Furious Dingleberry]

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You proved my point. GL is GL even with lens distortion which is a looksmin.

You aren't a pretty boy, sorry kid.

 

[CommanderCope]

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How to nuke your fwhr.

I look like utter shit in close up selfies but while taking a picture from about 3 metres my fwhr is 1.85.

 

[Deleted member 5052]

You proved my point. GL is GL even with lens distortion which is a looksmin.

You aren't a pretty boy, sorry kid.

He looks good because of skin, hair, eye aesthetics etc. This things are more important for taking a good selfie but selfies are poor representation of real life.
Your point was whether he look like himself or another person not whether he looks good or not.

And his facial ratios aren't remotely similar in this two pics

 

[Furious Dingleberry]

Your point was whether he look like himself or another person not whether he looks good or not.

No shit

what im saying is, you thinking you're ugly and also a prettyboy means you're probably average and have some weird self esteem issues

 

[brainded]

My sub psl 6 face is my kryptonite.

 

[Deleted member 5052]

No shit

what im saying is, you thinking you're ugly and also a prettyboy means you're probably average and have some weird self esteem issues

Can't argue with that tbh

 

[Deleted member 8064]

No shit

what im saying is, you thinking you're ugly and also a prettyboy means you're probably average and have some weird self esteem issues

Why is it that people can't see when i write bold that im being insanely hyperbolic? I compared eggman to zayn idiot. Obviously I am joking. I go from Psl 4.5 to psl 5.2-5.3 from selfies to IRL.

 

[Furious Dingleberry]

Why is it that people can't see when i write bold that im being insanely hyperbolic? I compared eggman to zayn idiot. Obviously I am joking. I go from Psl 4.5 to psl 5.2-5.3 from selfies to IRL.

woah bro, how did you get that rating?? Did your mom get the calipers and protractor out ??

 

[Deleted member 8064]

woah bro, how did you get that rating?? Did your mom get the calipers and protractor out ??

Greycel moment indeed.

 

[Furious Dingleberry]

Greycel moment indeed.

greycell moment is when you pull out a self-diagnosed PSL rating out of your ass to make your thread look more legit.

 

[Alexanderr]

This is why I do not like taking selfies and don’t even consider posting my selfies on social media.

 

[Deleted member 8064]

This is why I do not like taking selfies and don’t even consider posting my selfies on social media.

A lot of BDD has been instilled in me due to selfies ngl.