Liam Paynes death, a likely theory.

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So we heard the news of Liam Payne from one direction dying and I think I might know how it happened.

So it was heard that hotel staff noted that he was going crazy and smashing computers day before. Was it from his pIay in the dlddy parties and multiple videos leaked or the IoIIi hentaI found on his computer? Maybe maybe not; but here’s what I think it is.

He was upset that Zayn Malik had bigger PSL than him, and this is how it started.

So when Liam wanted to watch Pharrell’s “Piece By Piece” he rented out the movie theater for himself and his friend. He decided to crank 0ne to Lego Kendrick before the movie ended. Then he sat on his phone by accident and Siri was activated accidently, Liam said “Look, Max! This is a huge glob from me” Siri then responded “Searching Looksmax.org Zayn Malik PSL.

Of course Liam was devastated to see all the praise Zayn got. He then went to the hotel and smashed his computer because he couldn’t stop reading through the forums. He eventually got so mad then said “it’s over” and then jumped.

Rest in peace…. Liam Payne, you won’t be forgotten for your impact and efforts on many people ❤️☠️💀
 
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All these celebrities are sick and demonic anyways
 
No - no - no! That is not what happened, you lying fuck. Have some respect. What happened was he had an anonymous fuck session the night before. He fucked a girl with a bag over her head. After fucking her it turns out it was his own daughter. This drove him to jump out the window. As he fell he said “Hasta la vista baby” and smashed into the floor 🫡🫡🫡
 
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No - no - no! That is not what happened, you lying fuck. Have some respect. What happened was he had an anonymous fuck session the night before. He fucked a girl with a bag over her head. After fucking her it turns out it was his own daughter. This drove him to jump out the window. As he fell he said “Hasta la vista baby” and smashed into the floor 🫡🫡🫡
this shit is too much 😭🙏
 
No - no - no! That is not what happened, you lying fuck. Have some respect. What happened was he had an anonymous fuck session the night before. He fucked a girl with a bag over her head. After fucking her it turns out it was his own daughter. This drove him to jump out the window. As he fell he said “Hasta la vista baby” and smashed into the floor 🫡🫡🫡
Nigga listened to too much immortal technique
 
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I dont give a shit about any nigga
 
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DNR Zayn malik mogs anyways
 
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Status, fame, jbs He probably lived much better life than 99% of males will
 
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If you like Zayn Malik you should read what I said
I lied I did read but at least add more plot then I would’ve been more gigaintrested
 
he and zayn were in an autofocus party and zayn ended up strangling him to death and tossing his corpse after sucking his cock
 
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So we heard the news of Liam Payne from one direction dying and I think I might know how it happened.

So it was heard that hotel staff noted that he was going crazy and smashing computers day before. Was it from his pIay in the dlddy parties and multiple videos leaked or the IoIIi hentaI found on his computer? Maybe maybe not; but here’s what I think it is.

He was upset that Zayn Malik had bigger PSL than him, and this is how it started.

So when Liam wanted to watch Pharrell’s “Piece By Piece” he rented out the movie theater for himself and his friend. He decided to crank 0ne to Lego Kendrick before the movie ended. Then he sat on his phone by accident and Siri was activated accidently, Liam said “Look, Max! This is a huge glob from me” Siri then responded “Searching Looksmax.org Zayn Malik PSL.

Of course Liam was devastated to see all the praise Zayn got. He then went to the hotel and smashed his computer because he couldn’t stop reading through the forums. He eventually got so mad then said “it’s over” and then jumped.

Rest in peace…. Liam Payne, you won’t be forgotten for your impact and efforts on many people ❤️☠️💀
 
Dont take drugs kids.
 
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No - no - no! That is not what happened, you lying fuck. Have some respect. What happened was he had an anonymous fuck session the night before. He fucked a girl with a bag over her head. After fucking her it turns out it was his own daughter. This drove him to jump out the window. As he fell he said “Hasta la vista baby” and smashed into the floor 🫡🫡🫡
Oldboy vibes
 
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NAH IM ALIVE
 
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