lied about being in romania to dodge a party and it’s spiraling

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so this girl in my class invited me to a party last weekend. i panicked cuz i wasnt feeling like standing around holding a red cup while music is blasting. instead of just saying no like a normal human, my brain went “say you’re in romania.”:hnghn:

idk why.:)

so i told her i was visiting family in romania. she’s like “oh that’s cool, take pics.” now i’m stuck in the biggest lie of my life.

i started posting random google pics of castles and kebabs on my story. one dude replied “yo why’d i see you at lidl yesterday?” 💀 i said it was my cousin.

now ppl keep asking me to bring back souvenirs. i panicked again and told them my luggage got lost at the airport.

i thought the lie would die but now the girl said her uncle is romanian and she wants to know which city i’m in.

i swear i’m about to learn romanian on duolingo just to keep this going
 
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Dnr im gonna kill myself
 
youre an idiot for not going to that party
 
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do you have autism
 
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ok and you lie about being in fucking romania?
Bro idk why i swear sometimes im just so dumb and end up fucking myself now i cant go out till next week
 
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Holy cage you are fucking ND


could have atleast said bulgaria :rolleyes:
 
funniest thread of the day
 
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