lied about resume got a interview

[StuffedFrog]

4 days after lying on my resume i got a interview the company is giving out station setups mac or pc
im about to ascend im gonna take as much programming jobs and stack them on top of another till i cant no more

 

[Deleted member 20098]

Good Job man Proud of you Man

 

[Deleted member 17829]

4 days after lying on my resume i got a interview the company is giving out station setups mac or pc
im about to ascend im gonna take as much programming jobs and stack them on top of another till i cant no more

based what did u lie about

and whats the company u work for called?

 

[goldensoul]

i did that my whole life. now i'm a financial consultant and still bluffing my clients. life is all about bluff

 

[StuffedFrog]

based what did u lie about

and whats the company u work for called?

morgan stanley
and goldman sachs

 

[Unhuman]

Use stack overflow for any questions you may have.

 

[StuffedFrog]

Use stack overflow for any questions you may have.

i got git hub co pilot to do the heavy lifting of the jobs i estimate i only have to do 3 maybe 4 hours of work for 3 jobs

 

[Unhuman]

i got git hub co pilot to do the heavy lifting of the jobs i estimate i only have to do 3 maybe 4 hours of work for 3 jobs

Are you planning on doing OE?

 

[traveler]

what u lie about

 

[StuffedFrog]

what u lie about

my jobs and how long i was on them

 

[StuffedFrog]

Can't you be guilty of fraud if you lie about this stuff, or is it covered by the first amendament?

in my knowledge no

 

[StuffedFrog]

Are you planning on doing OE?

im not certain about OE but i plan to take on as much software engineering jobs as i possibly can only taking in the look of the salary

 

[traveler]

my jobs and how long i was on them

mirin low inhib

 

[Unhuman]

im not certain about OE but i plan to take on as much software engineering jobs as i possibly can only taking in the look of the salary

I thought OE worked best for data analyst jobs since it's easy to do it efficiently.

 

[thereallegend]

Can't you be guilty of fraud if you lie about this stuff, or is it covered by the first amendament?

no

worst thing is you don't get the job

 

[Deleted member 7725]

I hope you realize how easy it is to check whether you're lying. They hire a company to do it. I was off by 1 month at one of my companies on my resume and they called me to verify it. Companies and colleges have entire departments setup just to instantly send verification checks to agencies who request it.

Best case scenario is you get hired and work for a week or 2 until the background check comes in. Good luck explaining that to the next agency that does a background check and finds out you lied on your last one based on work records.

 

[Chico Chicowski]

the key is to come up with things like you had your company (if they asked for the proof or registration say you worked for your uncle) or general,
huge companies like Affiliate at Craiglist/Amazon

Lie,lie and lie

 

[StuffedFrog]

I hope you realize how easy it is to check whether you're lying. They hire a company to do it. I was off by 1 month at one of my companies on my resume and they called me to verify it. Companies and colleges have entire departments setup just to instantly send verification checks to agencies who request it.

Best case scenario is you get hired and work for a week or 2 until the background check comes in. Good luck explaining that to the next agency that does a background check and finds out you lied on your last one based on work records.

k

 

[fauxfox]

Be careful with Morgan Stanley and those types of companies, they share a blacklist with each other so if you're blacklisted at one you're blacklisted at all. This is way easier to do at smaller scale tech companies.
How did you get through the technical interview though?

 

[TrestIsBest]

Can't you be guilty of fraud if you lie about this stuff, or is it covered by the first amendament?

In Germany, you can

 

[stewiegriffin]

Yea u can’t do this at GS and Morgan Stanley. They have background checks and will call past employers to verify. Maybe u can put in a coworkers number instead ( and just have a friend act for u)

 

[Bitch]

pay indians on fiverr to do the work for ya

 

[StuffedFrog]

Yea u can’t do this at GS and Morgan Stanley. They have background checks and will call past employers to verify. Maybe u can put in a coworkers number instead ( and just have a friend act for u)

will update i have a supposed call back tomorrow from one company i applied to non big name places though

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Catch Me If You Can's me

 

[AlexBrown84]

Lying is unethical. You will be caught eventually

 

[Sal]

Careful man. I'm in the industry working for a company among Unicorn. Trust me. You don't understand how connected alot of these companies are when it comes to recruitment.

You get caught.

It's over for your name in many many companies.

Just be careful. If you get a $120k/year job. Be frugal for 1-2 years. Save $25k per year. Then surgery max.

Just because you got lucky once doesn't mean you should play around with your luck.

 

[Unhuman]

Lying is unethical. You will be caught eventually

The point is prove that you're competent enough to hold the job before that happens.

 

[Deleted member]

4 days after lying on my resume i got a interview the company is giving out station setups mac or pc
im about to ascend im gonna take as much programming jobs and stack them on top of another till i cant no more

bruh mirin hard

I’ve tried this before but never made it to the interview stage, what kind of CV do you use? Tryna ascend too DM me.

 

[ballskin]

i did that my whole life. now i'm a financial consultant and still bluffing my clients. life is all about bluff

How much you making and what do you do in a normal day?

 

[BrownBoy]

Lying is unethical. You will be caught eventually

says the biggest fucking liar in the forum

 

[AlexBrown84]

says the biggest fucking liar in the forum

How so

I stayed true to the game

 

[Deleted member 20355]

Pimpin' in my convos
Bubbles in my champagne, let it be some jazz playin'
Top floor motel suite, twistin' my cigars
Floor model TV with the VCR
Got rubies in my damn chain
Whip ain't got no gas tank, but it still got woodgrain
Got your girl working for me
Hit the strip and my bills paid, that keep my bills paid
Hit the strip and my bills paid, keep a nigga bills paid

 

[goldensoul]

How much you making and what do you do in a normal day?

Not a huge salary cuz I'm still a junior but its pretty decent and will increase fast + the job will get me a citizenship in France. Once I become french I'm going to seamax. can't wait to bluff the gooks and become a CEO