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I’m 31 and can’t drive. This means even if I found a girl I would have to ask my mother to drive me jfl. I don’t have my own house or apartment. I live with my mother who cleans my room, empties my piss tub (im too lazy to go to the bathroom so instead of having lots of piss bottles my mother can just empty the tub every week), and cooks me meals.

If I at least had a car I could hypothetically pickup women and take them home to have sex. Sadly i cant drive so I have to resort to fapping to them from my mind.
 
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mother who cleans my room, empties my piss tub (im too lazy to go to the bathroom so instead of having lots of piss bottles my mother can just empty the tub every week), and cooks me meals.
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Where do you live, you could get one of those micro-cars that don't need a driving license.
 
empties my piss tub (im too lazy to go to the bathroom so instead of having lots of piss bottles my mother can just empty the tub every wee
Okay that settles it, this guy is a fucking troll. Nice try though ngl
 
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Okay that settles it, this guy is a fucking troll. Nice try though ngl

Why would I troll about having a piss tub?

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I will never experience teen driving
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Okay that settles it, this guy is a fucking troll. Nice try though ngl
You're so clever, nobody else has picked up on him being a troll.
 
Why are you butthurt my man
this is great comedy and I imagine incel tear posters reading this without having any idea he is a LARP jfl
 
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this is great comedy and I imagine incel tear posters reading this without having any idea he is a LARP jfl

I am not a larp whatever the fuck that is
 
this is great comedy and I imagine incel tear posters reading this without having any idea he is a LARP jfl
Fair enough. I don't think those cucks browse .me though. It seems they mostly mess around with .co
 
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Tbh if he is not a larp I feel sad for him
 
getting other ppl to drive you for is a Masc trait

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I have been driving since I was 16 :feelsez:
 
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I have a drive license but I hate to drive, it is so boring and annoying
 
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Me too OP I just shit in my garbage can and put it with the rest of my kitchen trash, my mom always thinks it smells like shit but doesn't know why so she changes it every day. Faster than using the bathroom too.
 
I have a drive license but I hate to drive, it is so boring and annoying

Same, also live in a city with good public transportation. Having a car is useless for me, just wastes money.
 
This turned into a brag thread. Fuck you niggers
 

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