LipstickAlley
"Greg...Greg!"
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after much observation, I have made a lifecycle of a looksmax user. Which stage are you in? I’m probably stage 5 rn.
Stage 1: a user logs on after lurking a bit. They are super nice and inquisitive with whoever they meet on their journey to become Chad. They spend most of their time in the looksmaxxing section and dont start beef.
Stage 2: typically, the user realizes that they want to postmax, either because their long threads don’t get much rep or because they want to get to BOTB section. They begin to use offtopic and meet some of the users. They are shocked by the edginess of the site
Stage 3: they become mild spammers. They may start beef, hornypost, be annoying, etc. Other users will remember them and recognize them as a familiar face.
Stage 4: the peak of a looksmaxxer’s career. They may begin to spam even more posts, be even more annoying, etc. but on top of that will establish themselves as important. People realize they are now an important character with a personality and begin to tag them or beef with them. Their posts will become super popular and they have tons of friends.
Stage 5: the user begins to decrease in popularity, either because they are bored of the site or they just don’t make as good of posts. Either way, they are less relevant and begin to fade. Most regular users are here.
Stage 6: the user, either out of boredom, will either become a full time spammer, or will leave the site via logging off, permabanning, or deletion.
Stage 7: in the rare case the user makes it this far, he will become a pic spammer and spam stupid shit, not paying attention to what exactly they are posting or it’s relevance. They will just spam random files in threads and not get banned for some reason, likely because they are a regular on this site. In rare occurrences they may become famous like Ritalincel or they may just be a cheap knockoff like @Marsiere214
At this point they are a soulless robot who can’t be spoken to.
inb4 dnrd
Stage 1: a user logs on after lurking a bit. They are super nice and inquisitive with whoever they meet on their journey to become Chad. They spend most of their time in the looksmaxxing section and dont start beef.
Stage 2: typically, the user realizes that they want to postmax, either because their long threads don’t get much rep or because they want to get to BOTB section. They begin to use offtopic and meet some of the users. They are shocked by the edginess of the site
Stage 3: they become mild spammers. They may start beef, hornypost, be annoying, etc. Other users will remember them and recognize them as a familiar face.
Stage 4: the peak of a looksmaxxer’s career. They may begin to spam even more posts, be even more annoying, etc. but on top of that will establish themselves as important. People realize they are now an important character with a personality and begin to tag them or beef with them. Their posts will become super popular and they have tons of friends.
Stage 5: the user begins to decrease in popularity, either because they are bored of the site or they just don’t make as good of posts. Either way, they are less relevant and begin to fade. Most regular users are here.
Stage 6: the user, either out of boredom, will either become a full time spammer, or will leave the site via logging off, permabanning, or deletion.
Stage 7: in the rare case the user makes it this far, he will become a pic spammer and spam stupid shit, not paying attention to what exactly they are posting or it’s relevance. They will just spam random files in threads and not get banned for some reason, likely because they are a regular on this site. In rare occurrences they may become famous like Ritalincel or they may just be a cheap knockoff like @Marsiere214
At this point they are a soulless robot who can’t be spoken to.
inb4 dnrd
insane 
how it's been 
2 
years 
since 
we were 
a 
relationship. 
i just 
saw 👁 your 
pics 🖼🖼 on 
facebook for 
the 
in a 
long time and 
everything 
me 
♀ again, not 
sadness. 
a hint 
🌶 that 
actually 
happen, it ✔
dream 
sometimes. 
i wonder 
if you still 
think 
and 
all 
the shit 
we 
did, 
how 
don't. its crazy 
how 
a 
little part 
of 
we 
could of 
worked 
out, maybe 
we 
could 
if you 
were't 
i 
dont 
blame you. it 
is. 
