Lionel Messi is the hero of manlets

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Lionel Messi/Height
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5′ 7″
Humble Alpha male dominating tallcels and married to Stacy while being a good father to his children
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chadlet cope
 
yes if ur short try and become a football player
 
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The article legit says she cucked her then boyfriend for Messi keep crying for him
Nah, she got deflowered by an Argentinian badboy during her prime and then manlet Messi swooped in to pay millions of dollars for his leftovers. Imagine trying to sleep at night knowing that the beautiful, virgin princess you fell in love with as a kid got her cheeks clapped by some random dude and now you're on cleanup crew.
 
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yes if ur short try and become a football player
I am short, but whenever we played football as kids, I was the last to be picked, and usually put as a goalkeeper - a position nobody wanted, also tall goalkeepers are better...Tall kids where the first to be picked even if they didn't have much talent or were slow.
 
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Nah, mayweather is
he made logan paul look like the smaller man despite paul being 6'1 and mayweather being 5'7
never seen another manlet do that before
 
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Beard frauding, tattoomaxxing, he did it
 

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