supergoat972
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I never even thought of landwhales much, then I got a job for a government office in a small town right outside of Dallas Texas (deep south.) Mostly black/Hispanic women. Could well be the fattest and ugliest place on planet earth.
How can I make fun of them without getting in trouble:
Here are some things I do/did
-Say hi to a normal or overweight woman, but ignore the landwhale
-Say "wow thats a big breckfist, or thats a lot of food" to a landwhale
-I saw a landwhale eat icecream at work so I said "thats a lot of ice-cream" in a joking manner and laughed.
Rejections:
-This obese, hispanic, short, landwhale in her 40s was talking how great the weather was the other day. I know she has a crush on me based on past experience. I said "yea, me and my girlfriend went running because the weather was so nice outside." I saw the landwhale go from a "natural" smile to a forced one and then she stopped talking as I walked away. You could tell the pain of rejection in her face.
I don't even have a girlfriend, but I bought it up to make her feel bad.
Feels good
How can I make fun of them without getting in trouble:
Here are some things I do/did
-Say hi to a normal or overweight woman, but ignore the landwhale
-Say "wow thats a big breckfist, or thats a lot of food" to a landwhale
-I saw a landwhale eat icecream at work so I said "thats a lot of ice-cream" in a joking manner and laughed.
Rejections:
-This obese, hispanic, short, landwhale in her 40s was talking how great the weather was the other day. I know she has a crush on me based on past experience. I said "yea, me and my girlfriend went running because the weather was so nice outside." I saw the landwhale go from a "natural" smile to a forced one and then she stopped talking as I walked away. You could tell the pain of rejection in her face.
I don't even have a girlfriend, but I bought it up to make her feel bad.
Feels good
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