List of times I rejected and insulted landwhales at my office

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I never even thought of landwhales much, then I got a job for a government office in a small town right outside of Dallas Texas (deep south.) Mostly black/Hispanic women. Could well be the fattest and ugliest place on planet earth.

How can I make fun of them without getting in trouble:

Here are some things I do/did
-Say hi to a normal or overweight woman, but ignore the landwhale
-Say "wow thats a big breckfist, or thats a lot of food" to a landwhale
-I saw a landwhale eat icecream at work so I said "thats a lot of ice-cream" in a joking manner and laughed.

Rejections:
-This obese, hispanic, short, landwhale in her 40s was talking how great the weather was the other day. I know she has a crush on me based on past experience. I said "yea, me and my girlfriend went running because the weather was so nice outside." I saw the landwhale go from a "natural" smile to a forced one and then she stopped talking as I walked away. You could tell the pain of rejection in her face.

I don't even have a girlfriend, but I bought it up to make her feel bad.

Feels good :)
 
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So based dude
 
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This nigga said breckfist 😭😭😭
LOL. Simping for landwhales. The lowest form of simping.

Sorry but the only people with your beloved landwhales are other fatasses, low income men and niggers. Outside of matches (since most men swipe right on everyone) and cyber sex on some Jew app like Omegle, Instagram or Tinder they will never have access to Chad

At least simp for humans(women) not zoo animals.
 
LOL. Simping for landwhales. The lowest form of simping.

Sorry but the only people with your beloved landwhales are other fatasses, low income men and niggers. Outside of matches (since most men swipe right on everyone) and cyber sex on some Jew app like Omegle, Instagram or Tinder they will never have access to Chad

At least simp for humans(women) not zoo animals.
breckfist
 
Thought I hated fat bitches but you are another level
 
Fat women are ugly AF bro
this isn’t about fat sluts. I’m talking about your spelling. Is that really how you think “breakfast” is spelled? How old are you?
 
god's work
 
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this isn’t about fat sluts. I’m talking about your spelling. Is that really how you think “breakfast” is spelled? How old are you?
let the nigga cook
 
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this isn’t about fat sluts. I’m talking about your spelling. Is that really how you think “breakfast” is spelled? How old are you?
I am 30.

I have degrees in accounting and finance and I am working on my CPA. I work in finance. Now fuck off from my thread.
 
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I am 30.

I have degrees in accounting and finance and I am working on my CPA. I work in finance. Now fuck off from my thread.
Shii whoever has this nigga doing they finances better be careful he ain’t even know how to spell breakfast 😭😭😭
 
skinny women >>>> fat women @rape
 
Shii whoever has this nigga doing they finances better be careful he ain’t even know how to spell breakfast 😭😭😭
Landwhales are ugly, fat pigs who belong in a zoo.
 

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