Jmpace52
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I have a bunch of problems. Namely:
1.) I'm ethnic (Amerimutt).
2.) My hair is rough, wavy 1980s Ron Jeremy-tier naturally. I basically have cursed J*wish genetics.
3.) The crown of my head is sunk in looking and my forehead is simply too big.
4.) My neck is long. Not like that Antifa professor on that Fox episode long and awkward, but it's just long enough to be noticeable. But unlike that professor, my Adam's apple is normal length and isn't the size of a literal apple, at least.
5.) I am skinny and can never gain muscle, no matter how many push-ups I do (fucked up hormonal balance?).
6.) My body is hairy as fuck on top of all that.
7.) My skin is dry as fuck because I constantly work out in the blazing hot ass sun belt JewSA, and I look twice my fucking age despite not even being 25 (at 19 I looked like somenody in their 40s).
8.) I have bumps all over my ass and it looks like an old person's ass. Definitely an offensive sight to any female I would ever fuck.
So basically, I'm cursed. Here's how I addressed all of that bullshit (note that I'm not finished, but I had to become my own Dr. Mengele just ti perform these "experimentations" if you will):
1.) I have to own being ethnic and make the best out of my Turkroach looks. I keep the unibrow and thick eyebrows, but hide it under bangs. See no. #2 on how I accomplished this.
2, 3, 7 & 8.) I've decided to let my hair grow out naturally, but to maintain it as much as possible. L'Oreal Paris worked a long time ago, but that only worked for when I had shorter hair did it make it appear good. When I tried it on longer hair it completely fucking ruined it (and note that I used the exact same kind of L'Oreal Paris both times). But I noticed Garnier Whole Blends is perfect. I use the one with Acaï berry extract that is both fortifying shampoo and conditioner. At one point I invested in deep conditioners (one with coconut oil, the other with Shea/honey/silk) and while the Shea butter one was good, I tried Eucerin baby wash and shampoo + Garnier color protecting shampoo + conditioner for my face, back, hair and body (only used the Garnier for hair, but the Eucerin for both) and it became PERFECT. Y'see my hair only grows OUT in some kind of semi-jewfro that isn't completely curly, but it's unmanageable and wavy (spic hair, basically). But after applying this, not only will it become straight and soft to where the bangs can hang over my eyes and I can still see bright as day and not irritate my skin, but it also puffs out and looks good as fuck simultaneously. For the itch (mine is stress related, which is why I broke out), I simply use zyrtec (OTC anti-allergen) and/or baby wipes for bumps and to remove grease on my face.
4, 5 & 6.) For the first two, all I can do is simply own the shit. I could go for a TikTok 'pretty boy' look, because I'm now manageable after searching aimlessly for years on end for solutions to all my physical shortcomings. As for no. #6, I simply keep my body trimmed with a beard trimmer and get rid of any awkward body hairs. Even though I can't cut it all off completely and there's usually thin layers left (the shit grows everywhere except for my back), it's usually not as noticeable as a fucking gorilla (since my hair is dark). For facial/neck/chest hair though, that's actually constant, and I have to use an actual razor to knock it out (I just go back and forth, I don't really drag mine since those bikini razors are better for my kind of hair because they're thinner and more fine a cut than a multiblade Gillette razor). I just soak my face with warm water as long as I can (3 minutes), then thinly apply shaving gel (I don't coat my face with cream because I tend to miss shit like that and it leaves my face all rough feeling like that) and just cut anywhere I see hair and just knock out the chest hair with a beard trimmer. But it's more than once a week I have to shave my face because I'm that high maintenance.
But even in spite of all this, I look better now, but I'm not fully finished yet. But hopefully soon I'll get the other shit more better addressed.
1.) I'm ethnic (Amerimutt).
2.) My hair is rough, wavy 1980s Ron Jeremy-tier naturally. I basically have cursed J*wish genetics.
3.) The crown of my head is sunk in looking and my forehead is simply too big.
4.) My neck is long. Not like that Antifa professor on that Fox episode long and awkward, but it's just long enough to be noticeable. But unlike that professor, my Adam's apple is normal length and isn't the size of a literal apple, at least.
5.) I am skinny and can never gain muscle, no matter how many push-ups I do (fucked up hormonal balance?).
6.) My body is hairy as fuck on top of all that.
7.) My skin is dry as fuck because I constantly work out in the blazing hot ass sun belt JewSA, and I look twice my fucking age despite not even being 25 (at 19 I looked like somenody in their 40s).
8.) I have bumps all over my ass and it looks like an old person's ass. Definitely an offensive sight to any female I would ever fuck.
So basically, I'm cursed. Here's how I addressed all of that bullshit (note that I'm not finished, but I had to become my own Dr. Mengele just ti perform these "experimentations" if you will):
1.) I have to own being ethnic and make the best out of my Turkroach looks. I keep the unibrow and thick eyebrows, but hide it under bangs. See no. #2 on how I accomplished this.
2, 3, 7 & 8.) I've decided to let my hair grow out naturally, but to maintain it as much as possible. L'Oreal Paris worked a long time ago, but that only worked for when I had shorter hair did it make it appear good. When I tried it on longer hair it completely fucking ruined it (and note that I used the exact same kind of L'Oreal Paris both times). But I noticed Garnier Whole Blends is perfect. I use the one with Acaï berry extract that is both fortifying shampoo and conditioner. At one point I invested in deep conditioners (one with coconut oil, the other with Shea/honey/silk) and while the Shea butter one was good, I tried Eucerin baby wash and shampoo + Garnier color protecting shampoo + conditioner for my face, back, hair and body (only used the Garnier for hair, but the Eucerin for both) and it became PERFECT. Y'see my hair only grows OUT in some kind of semi-jewfro that isn't completely curly, but it's unmanageable and wavy (spic hair, basically). But after applying this, not only will it become straight and soft to where the bangs can hang over my eyes and I can still see bright as day and not irritate my skin, but it also puffs out and looks good as fuck simultaneously. For the itch (mine is stress related, which is why I broke out), I simply use zyrtec (OTC anti-allergen) and/or baby wipes for bumps and to remove grease on my face.
4, 5 & 6.) For the first two, all I can do is simply own the shit. I could go for a TikTok 'pretty boy' look, because I'm now manageable after searching aimlessly for years on end for solutions to all my physical shortcomings. As for no. #6, I simply keep my body trimmed with a beard trimmer and get rid of any awkward body hairs. Even though I can't cut it all off completely and there's usually thin layers left (the shit grows everywhere except for my back), it's usually not as noticeable as a fucking gorilla (since my hair is dark). For facial/neck/chest hair though, that's actually constant, and I have to use an actual razor to knock it out (I just go back and forth, I don't really drag mine since those bikini razors are better for my kind of hair because they're thinner and more fine a cut than a multiblade Gillette razor). I just soak my face with warm water as long as I can (3 minutes), then thinly apply shaving gel (I don't coat my face with cream because I tend to miss shit like that and it leaves my face all rough feeling like that) and just cut anywhere I see hair and just knock out the chest hair with a beard trimmer. But it's more than once a week I have to shave my face because I'm that high maintenance.
But even in spite of all this, I look better now, but I'm not fully finished yet. But hopefully soon I'll get the other shit more better addressed.
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