alligatordude
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by far the cringiest thing i have ever experienced in my life nothing comes close
CONTEXT:
2 years ago
I was 17,
GIRL IS 15 ,
CO WORKER GUY IS 15
So this girl i know through work and the other guy who is part of the story was a co worker too...
Me and this girl agreed to being coworkers with benefits and that we didnt want anything serious
and this new guy at work was talking with her and trying to get with her while at the same time me and her are doing shit together,
btw this guy is now her current boyfriend of two years, so while they were in their initial talking stage, me and this girl were messing around, no big deal
ok the story:
so it was the night we planned for me to go over and fuck, as i got to the house the other guy was there unexpectedly because they would hang there once an awhile just as friends in their initial talking stage,
so i found out he was in the house as I got into the house, so I'm like oh fuck and tried to hide behind a chair like this at one of the dining room tables in the house , expecting him to not see me there since it was dark in that room
well he did see me, and he said something like "hey whats up man"
but at the time i thought i was pulling off some assassin creeds shit and he didn't see me and maybe he was talking to the girls brother
he stood there for a minute or two after he said it but i had my eyes closed looking down but he most definitely was staring at me confused on what the fuck is happening in front of his eyes
so i pretended that I didn't hear it and played it off as I wasn't there, as if i was a sneaky ninja
anyways he knew i was there 100%, my car being in the driveway and him knowing what my car looks like definitely didn't help either
he left the house shortly after
me and the girl go in her bed but the self awareness hits me of what just happened and how fucking cringey it was and the girl was also aware of what just went down,
so she was also embarrassed of what i just did, and for the fact that this other co worker just saw me trying to hide
so he knew something was up and that there was something iffy going on between me (his co worker) and the girl hes been talking to and is going to probably date soon
anyways the girl is still down to fuck but i am mentally fucked in the moment from everything that just happened
but I still attempt to get hard for 5-10 minutes but to no luck I cant get hard and I'm as soft as a fucking pancake
and I was actually making those jokes while i was there,
"im as soft as a pancake!!!" ,
she later made alot of pancake jokes and called me pancake boy at the workplace for the rest of the summer
i also told the chick to leave the room a few times and let me imagine a hot scenery as I flop my dick around but no luck
I had to be home by a certain time so i was like fuck it, this night was cringey as fuck, I'm leaving and putting this shit behind me,
CONTEXT:
2 years ago
I was 17,
GIRL IS 15 ,
CO WORKER GUY IS 15
So this girl i know through work and the other guy who is part of the story was a co worker too...
Me and this girl agreed to being coworkers with benefits and that we didnt want anything serious
and this new guy at work was talking with her and trying to get with her while at the same time me and her are doing shit together,
btw this guy is now her current boyfriend of two years, so while they were in their initial talking stage, me and this girl were messing around, no big deal
ok the story:
so it was the night we planned for me to go over and fuck, as i got to the house the other guy was there unexpectedly because they would hang there once an awhile just as friends in their initial talking stage,
so i found out he was in the house as I got into the house, so I'm like oh fuck and tried to hide behind a chair like this at one of the dining room tables in the house , expecting him to not see me there since it was dark in that room
well he did see me, and he said something like "hey whats up man"
but at the time i thought i was pulling off some assassin creeds shit and he didn't see me and maybe he was talking to the girls brother
he stood there for a minute or two after he said it but i had my eyes closed looking down but he most definitely was staring at me confused on what the fuck is happening in front of his eyes
so i pretended that I didn't hear it and played it off as I wasn't there, as if i was a sneaky ninja
anyways he knew i was there 100%, my car being in the driveway and him knowing what my car looks like definitely didn't help either
he left the house shortly after
me and the girl go in her bed but the self awareness hits me of what just happened and how fucking cringey it was and the girl was also aware of what just went down,
so she was also embarrassed of what i just did, and for the fact that this other co worker just saw me trying to hide
so he knew something was up and that there was something iffy going on between me (his co worker) and the girl hes been talking to and is going to probably date soon
anyways the girl is still down to fuck but i am mentally fucked in the moment from everything that just happened
but I still attempt to get hard for 5-10 minutes but to no luck I cant get hard and I'm as soft as a fucking pancake
and I was actually making those jokes while i was there,
"im as soft as a pancake!!!" ,
she later made alot of pancake jokes and called me pancake boy at the workplace for the rest of the summer
i also told the chick to leave the room a few times and let me imagine a hot scenery as I flop my dick around but no luck
I had to be home by a certain time so i was like fuck it, this night was cringey as fuck, I'm leaving and putting this shit behind me,
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