Serious Losing my virginity tommorow. Non-virgins GTFIH

[s3-s3]

What do u mean by holding her body or boobs?

Something like this

 

[Deleted member 5818]

Unironically look for where the hole is online. I must have watched 1000 hours of porn and on my first time I was looking for the fucking hole for about 2 minutes and my boner went down jfl

 

[AlphaDude]

A condom is a must, no excuses. And have a whole pack with you, in case you cum fast.
Best pose for the first time would be a missionary, you can drink a bit of alcohol before in case you get nervous but know your limits, some people can't get it up if they drink, I can be dead drunk and still get an erection lol.
Put on some music and make sure the AC is on cause it's gonna get sweaty.
Good luck

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

A condom is a must, no excuses. And have a whole pack with you, in case you cum fast.
Best pose for the first time would be a missionary, you can drink a bit of alcohol before in case you get nervous but know your limits, some people can't get it up if they drink, I can be dead drunk and still get an erection lol.
Put on some music and make sure the AC is on cause it's gonna get sweaty.
Good luck

thanks bro

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

3. I know dirty talk really turns girls on but i'm scared

"vieze kankerhoer"

 

[Deleted member 1476]

I’ll never lose my virginity

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

"vieze kankerhoer"

hahahaha kan ik mezelf net zo goed castreren man

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

I’ll never lose my virginity

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

hahahaha kan ik mezelf net zo goed castreren man

neem geen advies van me aan, ik ben maagd jfl

 

[goat2x]

just put her in a triangle choke jfl

 

[JustAFewMM]

Post afterwards and tell how it went

 

[Deleted member 7866]

Disclaimer: This isn't some bragging thread i genuinely need some help/answers.

First of all i know this isn't the right forum to ask but i have no where to go to at this point. Tommorow i will go to my girlfriends house to finally lose my virginity. I could've done it earlier but because of covid i wasn't allowed to go to her house. Now i want to give myself but especially her a good experience of the first time, it is also her first time you know and i genuinely like her and want to hold on as long as possible.

1. On internet i've read shit like pleasure her first and let her reach orgasm first and yes i can do that i've done it earlier. But how is she gonna want to have sex with me when she already came? I mean i don't wanna hold that shit in i want to bust every ml of sperm in her i have, but isn't she gonna decline after she reached her shit? Is it still pleasureable for her to have sex after she reached orgasm?

2. I also came to the conclusion that the best position to get your virginity lost is or missionary or the cowgirl, which one should i choose? with the missionary i have more control but it will be harder because i probably have some problems finding the right entrance jfl. with the cowgirl position she has more control but maybe because of that i can't decide the pace and i might bust to quick.

3. I know dirty talk really turns girls on but i'm scared if i say it to her while fucking i'm gonna sound cringy i think its gonna turn her off instead of on. what should i say to her in what way?

That's it i think, i will edit the thread or post if any other question comes in mind. Also every tip is welcome.

I know there are a lot of funny fuckheads here that can't answer serious questions like normal people, if this is you just stfu if you don't have anything worthy to say.

ask her abt spanking, that gets girls super wet. and then do missionary. put p in v

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

ask her abt spanking, that gets girls super wet. and then do missionary. put p in v

do it sometimes in public and then she looks back at me and she smiles lol

 

[Deleted member 7866]

do it sometimes in public and then she looks back at me and she smiles lol

you spank her in public? bruh
also dont ask me how i know this when im 12

 

[WallaWallaBingBang]

dont focus on getting your nut too much because she'll be focusing on you. I would say have more than a few condoms. I had a box of like 12 in my wardrobe. Second time will be funner and you'll both be more relaxed. make her orgasm first through eating her out and fingering then get down to business.

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

you spank her in public? bruh
also dont ask me how i know this when im 12

bro i litteraly put my hands in her pants and suck her tits when nobody is watching in the park jfl.
lol nice bro, you haven't even reached puberty yet.

 

[sandcelmuttcel]

you're one of the fuckheads i talked about. can you even read? The litteral title is Non-virgins GTFIH.

no such a thing on this forum.

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

no such a thing on this forum.

reminder: this isn't incels.is

 

[disillusioned]

OP sometime tomorrow after driving to his girlfriend's place where he finds his girlfriend in bed with a thugmaxxed Tyrone:

 

[Deleted member 7866]

bro i litteraly put my hands in her pants and suck her tits when nobody is watching in the park jfl.
lol nice bro, you haven't even reached puberty yet.

hot tbh

 

[Deleted member 3323]

You're the keeper of the seven keys, who locked up the seven seas and the seer of visions said before he went blind hide them from demons and rescue mankind or the world we are in will soon be sold to the throne of all evil payed with Lucifer's gold, to the throne of all evil with lucifer's gold.

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

daddy has got the goods...

 

[TCC]

Disclaimer: This isn't some bragging thread i genuinely need some help/answers.

First of all i know this isn't the right forum to ask but i have no where to go to at this point. Tommorow i will go to my girlfriends house to finally lose my virginity. I could've done it earlier but because of covid i wasn't allowed to go to her house. Now i want to give myself but especially her a good experience of the first time, it is also her first time you know and i genuinely like her and want to hold on as long as possible.

1. On internet i've read shit like pleasure her first and let her reach orgasm first and yes i can do that i've done it earlier. But how is she gonna want to have sex with me when she already came? I mean i don't wanna hold that shit in i want to bust every ml of sperm in her i have, but isn't she gonna decline after she reached her shit? Is it still pleasureable for her to have sex after she reached orgasm?

2. I also came to the conclusion that the best position to get your virginity lost is or missionary or the cowgirl, which one should i choose? with the missionary i have more control but it will be harder because i probably have some problems finding the right entrance jfl. with the cowgirl position she has more control but maybe because of that i can't decide the pace and i might bust to quick.

3. I know dirty talk really turns girls on but i'm scared if i say it to her while fucking i'm gonna sound cringy i think its gonna turn her off instead of on. what should i say to her in what way?

That's it i think, i will edit the thread or post if any other question comes in mind. Also every tip is welcome.

I know there are a lot of funny fuckheads here that can't answer serious questions like normal people, if this is you just stfu if you don't have anything worthy to say.

Just get her wet first.
Use a condom.
If u cum quick it doesn't matter next time it will be better, it's ur gf anyway

 

[disillusioned]

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daddy has got the goods...

Just lol at thinking it's the same with condoms just lol.

EDIT: Make her blow you without a condom first before you fuck her. That way there is way less chance you will cum prematurely during fucking. It also means you won't have merely wasted your time fucking with a condom.

 

[Deleted member 6873]

bro i litteraly put my hands in her pants and suck her tits when nobody is watching in the park jfl.
lol nice bro, you haven't even reached puberty yet.

High t tbh. het enige wat ik doe is openbaar mastruberen maar dat eindigt meestal in een boete en een proces bij bureau HALT

 

[Deleted member 5818]

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daddy has got the goods...

If I was u I wouldn’t use them tbh condoms are an instant boner killer, just p In V for like 2 minutes then just get her to give u a blowey to finish you off then you can tick off blowjob and sex if you haven’t had bj yet and then just eat her pussy out

 

[Catawampus]

Horrid advice. Yes, women are different, but NEVER have I been with a girl who likes their tits being groped... it's a jewish lie. Yes, go for her neck, ALL women love the neck. You completely left out going down on a girl, disappointing. In short, lightly glide your tongue around, and play with, her clit (with your tongue), once you get good after 2+ years, you'll have mastered the actual assisting in lubrication via making her as wet as humanly possible via her "juices" and your saliva. Anyway, once you've teased her clit, start slowly increasing the pressure as you write any word you like around her clit with your tongue, for me, I do "COCONUT", as this, after many different women, has been the consistent overachiever. Once you've done that for either 5 minutes, or she's started pulling you up; (do a tactical wipe of your face/lips) start kissing her body as you go up, from her clit up back to her neck as you start rubbing your dick on her clit, DON'T put it in, she will, that's what will get both of you off even more. From there, don't just go in - out, in - out; go as far back as you can, while lowering yourself, then as you go in lift your ass so you're kinda dancing as you do it - like in a motion. If you're getting close, get back to going down on her, then go back in, but this time, go in harder and pull fully out every time - as deep as you can thrust your dick, then throw it out. Do this cycle maybe 5-6 times, she will cum guaranteed. DON'T use condom, just pull out. In my life, I have never used a rubber and I've had sex maybe 900-1100 times, 12-14 girls, yes I've been in relationship this whole time and unfortunately was as loyal as a coked up swinger last summer and got laid almost every day for a couple weeks, different women almost every night, if my math/memory is correct.
ALSO, DO NOT "Ask her what she likes" - are you stupid? That turns women off more than the thought of my mothers funeral.
If someone wants to save this they can, I dunno why I always force myself to help people with this one subject, just learn from this post, I'm gonna take a shit now.

Bookmarked under "how to sex" jfl

 

[GigaMogger]

Disclaimer: This isn't some bragging thread i genuinely need some help/answers.

First of all i know this isn't the right forum to ask but i have no where to go to at this point. Tommorow i will go to my girlfriends house to finally lose my virginity. I could've done it earlier but because of covid i wasn't allowed to go to her house. Now i want to give myself but especially her a good experience of the first time, it is also her first time you know and i genuinely like her and want to hold on as long as possible.

1. On internet i've read shit like pleasure her first and let her reach orgasm first and yes i can do that i've done it earlier. But how is she gonna want to have sex with me when she already came? I mean i don't wanna hold that shit in i want to bust every ml of sperm in her i have, but isn't she gonna decline after she reached her shit? Is it still pleasureable for her to have sex after she reached orgasm?

2. I also came to the conclusion that the best position to get your virginity lost is or missionary or the cowgirl, which one should i choose? with the missionary i have more control but it will be harder because i probably have some problems finding the right entrance jfl. with the cowgirl position she has more control but maybe because of that i can't decide the pace and i might bust to quick.

3. I know dirty talk really turns girls on but i'm scared if i say it to her while fucking i'm gonna sound cringy i think its gonna turn her off instead of on. what should i say to her in what way?

That's it i think, i will edit the thread or post if any other question comes in mind. Also every tip is welcome.

I know there are a lot of funny fuckheads here that can't answer serious questions like normal people, if this is you just stfu if you don't have anything worthy to say.

1. If you make her come during foreplay she'll just want more, girls don't have a refractory period like we do

2. Missionary and lookup a diagram of a vagina if you really need to know where the entrance is jfl (or watch porn)

3. Skip the dirty talk until you've had sex enough times, girls are just as happy to fuck a grunting caveman don't worry

 

[GigaMogger]

I'm just curious about the first point.. How can a girl reach orgasm before sex?

I know that foreplay plays a big role in sex but I didn't know it could lead to a female orgasm.
Where have you read and what kind of foreplay is involved?

Thanks and good luck, u will be fine

Jfl

 

[RAITEIII]

Mirin xd

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

High t tbh. het enige wat ik doe is openbaar mastruberen maar dat eindigt meestal in een boete en een proces bij bureau HALT

heb k ook paar x gedaan in de bosjes terwijl ik keek naar fotos van lekkere klasgenoten hahahahaha. paar jaar geleden tho

 

[Deleted member 6873]

heb k ook paar x gedaan in de bosjes terwijl ik keek naar fotos van lekkere klasgenoten hahahahaha. paar jaar geleden tho

pardon

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

pardon

ja gast ze was echt lekker toen der tijd. nu is t zo'n hoertje.

 

[Deleted member 6873]

ja gast ze was echt lekker toen der tijd. nu is t zo'n hoertje.

Begrijpelijk. Op HAVO zijn nauwelijks hoertjes tbh ik ken er maar 1

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

Begrijpelijk. Op HAVO zijn nauwelijks hoertjes tbh ik ken er maar 1

me ex zat op havo en dat is een hoer ahahha

 

[Deleted member 6873]

ja gast ze was echt lekker toen der tijd. nu is t zo'n hoertje.

Tja ik ken een arthoe esk die wel makkelijk is maar de vraag is ga ik me naar dat niveau verlagen tbh

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

Tja ik ken een arthoe esk die wel makkelijk is maar de vraag is ga ik me naar dat niveau verlagen tbh

niet doen

 

[Deleted member 6873]

niet doen

wijsheid ngl. Maar ik pm wel ff pic van der

 

[Deleted member 7863]

This seems so complicated I'll probably pass out of anxiety when I finally get to have sex

Dont worry it wont happen

 

[eduardkoopman]

. Now i want to give myself but especially her a good experience of the first time, it is also her first time you know and i genuinely like her and want to hold on as long as possible.

Probbs going to be difficult, to make it a very good experience the first time. But worth the try.

Since you and she can't think anyways, when it's sexy time. FOR SURE! (brain shuts down, and intelligence drops to animal/retard levels)
I'll give VERY VERY simple and Short 2 tips (more you won't and can't remember then anyways + you should think as LITTLE as possible during sex anyways).
My tips:
1. SLOW DOWN, SLOWER
2. IT'S LOWER THEN YOU THINK/EXPECT

 

[eduardkoopman]

daddy has got the goods...

Condoms. AKA, the Buzz Kill. Obviously you can't do raw, because you need to be super carefull and stuff. But I can tell you already, at least for most it is so. Condomless/raw sex is the best, condom sex is much much worse then raw. in every way. Condom always cut of the bloodflow to much for me, and other stuff also. Stupid things, but better they exist for don't wanna risk getting pregnancy.

 

[elfmaxx]

just be rough with her and act like you don't give a fuck about her wellbeing
lmao just wtf
you're overanalysing and it looks beta as fuck.

 

[disillusioned]

girls don't have a refractory period like we do

Refractory period is a bullshit myth srs. Most men are just not fucking women they like that much or they are low T.

 

[SpearOfOrion]

Refractory period is a bullshit myth srs. Most men are just not fucking women they like that much or they are low T.

definitely not a myth. But for me it's like 10 min when I'm really horny not 1h like they say.

 

[disillusioned]

definitely not a myth. But for me it's like 10 min when I'm really horny not 1h like they say.

Experiments with male ability to orgasm are all over the map with some demonstrating barely any delay in ability to feel arousal. You can argue the ability to return straight back to fucking is individualistic, but that isn't proof of some supposed male refractory period.

 

[eduardkoopman]

just be rough with her and act like you don't give a fuck about her wellbeing
lmao just wtf
you're overanalysing and it looks beta as fuck.

It's going to be his first time. So lol on: rough, don't give a fuck, not overanalyzing it. Obviously the first time, one will do the opposite.

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Tell me what it's like bro

I may never experience what you will

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

Probbs going to be difficult, to make it a very good experience the first time. But worth the try.

Since you and she can't think anyways, when it's sexy time. FOR SURE! (brain shuts down, and intelligence drops to animal/retard levels)
I'll give VERY VERY simple and Short 2 tips (more you won't and can't remember then anyways + you should think as LITTLE as possible during sex anyways).
My tips:
1. SLOW DOWN, SLOWER
2. IT'S LOWER THEN YOU THINK/EXPECT

good advice ngl lol thanks bro

 

[W0KESTMOTHF]

Yeah can someone tell me how sex feels like? What's the feeling being inside a pussy ? Youngcel asking

 

[elfmaxx]

It's going to be his first time. So lol on: rough, don't give a fuck, not overanalyzing it. Obviously the first time, one will do the opposite.

My first time I took tons of drugs to make it physically impossible to give a fuck and had a whale of a time (coincidentally the girl i was shagging was also a whale)