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PingPong said:
Well that's how they do their makeup. Heavy amounts of fake tan and foundation :sick:
not her tho
 
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Nameless_Sunflower said:
not her tho
She's British but has lived in NA her whole life iirc
 
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Nameless_Sunflower said:
not her tho
Cute
 
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WannabeJock said:
A healthy male would fuck everything in actual nature, think about your early teenage years, your libido gets corrupted by porn over years
That is a primitive dysgenic male, that hasn't existed until recent years, and thousands of years ago. An evolved male, a civilized male, is designed for love, and creating peak offspring, that will help improve humanity and the future.
 
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1. You look way older than 19 if that is you lmao
2. If you find her 2/10 obviously it will not be fun for you even if its your first time
 
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DoctorPMA said:
1. You look way older than 19 if that is you lmao
2. If you find her 2/10 obviously it will not be fun for you even if its your first time
But I thought first time was the most fun...
 
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WontStopNorwooding said:
But I thought first time was the most fun...
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WontStopNorwooding said:
Whats the problem?
come on bro sex is way better than anything else. maybe u just need a hotter girl who doesnt stink. congrats anyways
 
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Digital Hitler said:
come on bro sex is way better than anything else. maybe u just need a hotter girl who doesnt stink. congrats anyways
What would u rate her?
 
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pathetic as fuck
sry
 
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WontStopNorwooding said:
Lost my virginity today. I turned 19 a month ago.
Fingered a 2/10 curry hoe and fucked her in Pretzel Dip position while she was saying bhai to me. Groped her ass and tits, was whispering in her ear. Came in her pussy. Smelled like curry.

And I can now honestly say that shit is overhyped as fuck. I mean don't get me wrong it was good, it just wasn't amazing. Or even that much better than just jerking off. kjsbdfiusdf @kjsbdfiusdf seems to be right. Would legit rather shitpost here, jelq, and play a good video game with some online friends lol.

All that looksmaxxing stress and work, for what?

Unironically, just focus on yourself guys.


Congratulate me bros.
gamma @gamma cloUder @cloUder PingPong @PingPong looksmaxxer234 @looksmaxxer234 W @WannabeJock germanlooks @germanlooks n0rthface @n0rthface Baldingman1998 @Baldingman1998 gigi @gigi
*nigger


If true and not larp.
 

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