Lost my virginity today

[Deleted member 17375]

Well, I finally fucked an escort. I am officially an escortcel. This was me losing my virginity, for real, at age 17. To a glorified hooker.

Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 7 years of deathgrip masturbation, but I could hardly feel anything when I fucked her. I wore a condom, of course, and the only thing I can compare it to is maybe sticking your dick in a bucket of warm water. Could barely feel a thing, not kidding. I fucked her ass as well, and although it was a lot tighter, it was still pretty overrated and the smell really put me off (yeah, who’d have though asses smelled of shit).

I didn’t come. I couldn’t. I just couldn’t. Also I had a lot of trouble getting it up at first - seriously took like an hour to get hard. Was so, so nervous. I was physically shaking.

She had quite big natural boobs, they were cool. I liked those. Sucking on them was fun.

I didn’t eat her out because, well, ew. Eat out a hooker? No way.

Blowjob was also very overrated. I got a condomless blowjob but it sort of hurt and wasn’t terribly pleasant. Wouldn’t recommend.

So yeah, this was the blackest pill I have ever taken. Sex is actually pretty boring and shitty. Being wanted and desired is what matters. Even if an incel like me earns a high salary, he can’t buy love or happiness, because it turns out sex won’t replace love or happiness - not on its own. Absolutely nuclear jet black pill, darker than a moonless night in Transylvania. Of course, this also means that cucked normies who get monthly starfish sex from their fat roastie wives are barely a notch above incels, if at all. They are coping really fucking hard by marrying those used-up cunts - pretending to the world that they aren’t losers like us, thinking it makes them so much better and more successful. It’s such a charade, such a game. They know they’re basically incels, slaves to the matriarchy, they’ve simply given up any trace of dignity or self-respect in exchange for the pretence of normality and acceptance. If you’re a man and not chad, you’re a loser. Simple as that. It is over for sub 8 males.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Mfw when I cum after 3 weeks of no fap

 

[Deleted member 14774]

Because you’ve been watching porn for years
For normal guys’ first time they’re so excited and have the problem of cumming too quickly but you have the opposite problem. Don’t think sex is overrated because of your sexual dysfunction

 

[Stopping@Nothing19]

you know it's over when you resort to fucking escorts as a 17 yo..

 

[Pendejo]

Stopped reading after escort, fuck you for even making me click in this thread OP.

 

[Deleted member]

Well, I finally fucked an escort. I am officially an escortcel. This was me losing my virginity, for real, at age 17. To a glorified hooker.

Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 7 years of deathgrip masturbation, but I could hardly feel anything when I fucked her. I wore a condom, of course, and the only thing I can compare it to is maybe sticking your dick in a bucket of warm water. Could barely feel a thing, not kidding. I fucked her ass as well, and although it was a lot tighter, it was still pretty overrated and the smell really put me off (yeah, who’d have though asses smelled of shit).

I didn’t come. I couldn’t. I just couldn’t. Also I had a lot of trouble getting it up at first - seriously took like an hour to get hard. Was so, so nervous. I was physically shaking.

She had quite big natural boobs, they were cool. I liked those. Sucking on them was fun.

I didn’t eat her out because, well, ew. Eat out a hooker? No way.

Blowjob was also very overrated. I got a condomless blowjob but it sort of hurt and wasn’t terribly pleasant. Wouldn’t recommend.

So yeah, this was the blackest pill I have ever taken. Sex is actually pretty boring and shitty. Being wanted and desired is what matters. Even if an incel like me earns a high salary, he can’t buy love or happiness, because it turns out sex won’t replace love or happiness - not on its own. Absolutely nuclear jet black pill, darker than a moonless night in Transylvania. Of course, this also means that cucked normies who get monthly starfish sex from their fat roastie wives are barely a notch above incels, if at all. They are coping really fucking hard by marrying those used-up cunts - pretending to the world that they aren’t losers like us, thinking it makes them so much better and more successful. It’s such a charade, such a game. They know they’re basically incels, slaves to the matriarchy, they’ve simply given up any trace of dignity or self-respect in exchange for the pretence of normality and acceptance. If you’re a man and not chad, you’re a loser. Simple as that. It is over for sub 8 males.

this is actually fax

I’m an incel who gets sex rarely and lemme tell u, it’s not easy to get it up

And sex doesn’t feel that good

It’s so overrated

Best feeling during sex tho is cumming inside raw tbh and even then it’s just a couple seconds of elevated dopamine

So unless u do that sex is shit indeed

 

[aBetterMii]

You gotta try condomless sex its far better. But yeah being genuinely wanted is 1000x better than just sex as is. Only the top 5% of men get to feel it tho over

 

[Deleted member 16346]

Jfl why would you get an escort at 17 did you even try to ascend

 

[Deleted member 17375]

you know it's over when you resort to fucking escorts as a 17 yo.. View attachment 1563608

Jfl why would you get an escort at 17 did you even try to ascend

It's a copy and paste which someone else here did, no way I would pay an escort for condom sex.

Finally lost my virginity GTFIH

Well, I finally fucked an escort. I am officially an escortcel. This was me losing my virginity, for real, at age 19. To a glorified hooker. Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 18...

looksmax.org

Just fucked an escort

Well, I finally fucked an escort. I am officially an escortcel. This was me losing my virginity, for real, at age 38. To a glorified hooker. Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 25...

incels.is

 

[Deprived]

Mfw when I cum after 3 weeks of no fap
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That guy was chadlite
I was watching mexican cartel gore thread on 4chan to see subhumans get blown up but then I get mogged

 

[Deleted member 176]

Lost his v card to an escort at 17, lmao this nigga didn’t even try

 

[Beetlejuice]

Lol

 

[Deleted member 12217]

you know it's over when you resort to fucking escorts as a 17 yo.. View attachment 1563608

Wish I would have done it. Tbh ngl

 

[Stopping@Nothing19]

It's a copy and paste which someone else here did, no way I would pay an escort for condom sex.

Finally lost my virginity GTFIH

Well, I finally fucked an escort. I am officially an escortcel. This was me losing my virginity, for real, at age 19. To a glorified hooker. Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 18...

looksmax.org

Just fucked an escort

Well, I finally fucked an escort. I am officially an escortcel. This was me losing my virginity, for real, at age 38. To a glorified hooker. Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 25...

incels.is

sure...

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[JawGuyFatFaceGuy]

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Fak u

 

[Ritalincel]

Fak u

Hi.

 

[Ritalincel]

Fak u

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Well, I finally fucked an escort. I am officially an escortcel. This was me losing my virginity, for real, at age 17. To a glorified hooker.

Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 7 years of deathgrip masturbation, but I could hardly feel anything when I fucked her. I wore a condom, of course, and the only thing I can compare it to is maybe sticking your dick in a bucket of warm water. Could barely feel a thing, not kidding. I fucked her ass as well, and although it was a lot tighter, it was still pretty overrated and the smell really put me off (yeah, who’d have though asses smelled of shit).

I didn’t come. I couldn’t. I just couldn’t. Also I had a lot of trouble getting it up at first - seriously took like an hour to get hard. Was so, so nervous. I was physically shaking.

She had quite big natural boobs, they were cool. I liked those. Sucking on them was fun.

I didn’t eat her out because, well, ew. Eat out a hooker? No way.

Blowjob was also very overrated. I got a condomless blowjob but it sort of hurt and wasn’t terribly pleasant. Wouldn’t recommend.

So yeah, this was the blackest pill I have ever taken. Sex is actually pretty boring and shitty. Being wanted and desired is what matters. Even if an incel like me earns a high salary, he can’t buy love or happiness, because it turns out sex won’t replace love or happiness - not on its own. Absolutely nuclear jet black pill, darker than a moonless night in Transylvania. Of course, this also means that cucked normies who get monthly starfish sex from their fat roastie wives are barely a notch above incels, if at all. They are coping really fucking hard by marrying those used-up cunts - pretending to the world that they aren’t losers like us, thinking it makes them so much better and more successful. It’s such a charade, such a game. They know they’re basically incels, slaves to the matriarchy, they’ve simply given up any trace of dignity or self-respect in exchange for the pretence of normality and acceptance. If you’re a man and not chad, you’re a loser. Simple as that. It is over for sub 8 males.

Sex is overrated for those who aren't doing it right. And there are many reasons someone might not be doing it right. In your case, it's the porn and masturbation. Your brain's not wired for it right now. Also, you probably had a lot going on in your head. Too much thinking for sex. It was your first time and you put too much stock in it.

 

[recessed]

Well, I finally fucked an escort. I am officially an escortcel. This was me losing my virginity, for real, at age 17. To a glorified hooker.

Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 7 years of deathgrip masturbation, but I could hardly feel anything when I fucked her. I wore a condom, of course, and the only thing I can compare it to is maybe sticking your dick in a bucket of warm water. Could barely feel a thing, not kidding. I fucked her ass as well, and although it was a lot tighter, it was still pretty overrated and the smell really put me off (yeah, who’d have though asses smelled of shit).

I didn’t come. I couldn’t. I just couldn’t. Also I had a lot of trouble getting it up at first - seriously took like an hour to get hard. Was so, so nervous. I was physically shaking.

She had quite big natural boobs, they were cool. I liked those. Sucking on them was fun.

I didn’t eat her out because, well, ew. Eat out a hooker? No way.

Blowjob was also very overrated. I got a condomless blowjob but it sort of hurt and wasn’t terribly pleasant. Wouldn’t recommend.

So yeah, this was the blackest pill I have ever taken. Sex is actually pretty boring and shitty. Being wanted and desired is what matters. Even if an incel like me earns a high salary, he can’t buy love or happiness, because it turns out sex won’t replace love or happiness - not on its own. Absolutely nuclear jet black pill, darker than a moonless night in Transylvania. Of course, this also means that cucked normies who get monthly starfish sex from their fat roastie wives are barely a notch above incels, if at all. They are coping really fucking hard by marrying those used-up cunts - pretending to the world that they aren’t losers like us, thinking it makes them so much better and more successful. It’s such a charade, such a game. They know they’re basically incels, slaves to the matriarchy, they’ve simply given up any trace of dignity or self-respect in exchange for the pretence of normality and acceptance. If you’re a man and not chad, you’re a loser. Simple as that. It is over for sub 8 males.

go outside

 

[BigBiceps]

Brother, don't give up, since it gets better. It will take some time for your dick to get used to sex instead of fapping. Also maybe she was just loose, but sex gets more enjoyable as you get more comfortable with it, too.

 

[getra]

Sex is best when you’re in bed with your bitch. That’s when it gets real intimate, emotionally and physically. JFL at that bitch for leaving me to fuck a bunch of losers. Faggot hoe.

 

[Gonthar]

So yeah, this was the blackest pill I have ever taken. Sex is actually pretty boring and shitty.

You need to do it more to actually enjoy it, first experiences can be very underwhelming and you'll be like "That's all????Really?". After you have sex several times with a woman, you become more comfortable with each other, there's less stress, anxiety, you both know what turns you on, and the pleasure starts to increase...
I suggest to go and have more sex, visit different escorts, try different sex acts, etc. - to get a more a complete understanding of sex.

 

[Lux]

would have been a lot better if you gave it another 2 years to try & ascend with a girl you actually liked

 

[Amnesia]

Yeah it's majorly overrated for real. The only time it was good was the first few times when I was 16 with my virgin 16 year old gf and I had never watched porn before EVER and not over masturbating before etc. Sorry bro but yeah sex really isn't that great. In terms of physical sensation masturbating feels a lot better, most pussies are not that tight, and not tight enough for coomers to cum to cause they are so used to their hand grip

Sex is way more work than its worth

Tons of foreplay warming her up turning her on, saying the right things to turn her on making sure your dirty talk is sexy enough yet not cringe. Being dominant taking control moving her around in diff positions all while making sure you never lose you boner. Then eating her out right, being...

looksmax.org

 

[Deleted member 16854]

Well, I finally fucked an escort. I am officially an escortcel. This was me losing my virginity, for real, at age 17. To a glorified hooker.

Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 7 years of deathgrip masturbation, but I could hardly feel anything when I fucked her. I wore a condom, of course, and the only thing I can compare it to is maybe sticking your dick in a bucket of warm water. Could barely feel a thing, not kidding. I fucked her ass as well, and although it was a lot tighter, it was still pretty overrated and the smell really put me off (yeah, who’d have though asses smelled of shit).

I didn’t come. I couldn’t. I just couldn’t. Also I had a lot of trouble getting it up at first - seriously took like an hour to get hard. Was so, so nervous. I was physically shaking.

She had quite big natural boobs, they were cool. I liked those. Sucking on them was fun.

I didn’t eat her out because, well, ew. Eat out a hooker? No way.

Blowjob was also very overrated. I got a condomless blowjob but it sort of hurt and wasn’t terribly pleasant. Wouldn’t recommend.

So yeah, this was the blackest pill I have ever taken. Sex is actually pretty boring and shitty. Being wanted and desired is what matters. Even if an incel like me earns a high salary, he can’t buy love or happiness, because it turns out sex won’t replace love or happiness - not on its own. Absolutely nuclear jet black pill, darker than a moonless night in Transylvania. Of course, this also means that cucked normies who get monthly starfish sex from their fat roastie wives are barely a notch above incels, if at all. They are coping really fucking hard by marrying those used-up cunts - pretending to the world that they aren’t losers like us, thinking it makes them so much better and more successful. It’s such a charade, such a game. They know they’re basically incels, slaves to the matriarchy, they’ve simply given up any trace of dignity or self-respect in exchange for the pretence of normality and acceptance. If you’re a man and not chad, you’re a loser. Simple as that. It is over for sub 8 males.

Stop with the bluepilled cuck threads. Your penis nerves and dopamine receptors are fucked because of all that fapping your doing. And plus love and happiness is a illusion. Every blackpiller knows this. Your not blackpilled. I'm a year younger than you and I know better. Jfl