Defying ESR Copes
((water thread but kind of necessary))
Anyone who says that they would rather have ESR too high than too low is a gay low T retard. Let me explain why.
There is this one (out of 4) aspect of looks is something called “Dimorphism”

Dimorphism is very crucial (and often overlooked) when it comes to facial attractiveness. High Harmony paired with high Dimorphism is a VERY strong combination.
Now this “Dimorphism” is partially (and probably primarily) determined by ratios. Almost every single facial measurement has a dimorphic end and a non-dimorphic end.
Now ESR is a massively overlooked determinant of dimorphism, as it quite literally is a make or break when it comes to that. On the anterior plane, I would say it is THE highest-weighed dimo-related ratio.
And that is for a good reason:
Females tend to have (far) higher ESR than males. This is exactly why foids with low ESR look absolutely disgusting. If you use your brain for a split second, and compare any male and female ideal ranges of any measurement, you will easily be able to tell which end of any ratio/angle is dimorphic - and which is not.
Visual Example with ESR:
(CA data)
(also notice how much tighter the female range is)
Now, focusing on just ESR, let me provide you with a visual example of why it is that way:
(rapidly switch between these two pictures of me)
Both are Tier 2, but it is very easy to tell which face looks more masculine, and which one, in turn, looks more feminine. (CA data)
(also notice how much tighter the female range is)
Now, focusing on just ESR, let me provide you with a visual example of why it is that way:
(rapidly switch between these two pictures of me)
IPD is also very closely tied with the Midface Ratio, EME, IAA and ICD. The same range principle applies for them as well, with lower IPD making ALL of those ratios shift to the more dimorphic end (excl. ICD and IAA, but they tend to follow along).
Now, this is a pattern seen everywhere in nature. Predators such as felines and canines (especially the hunting ones) have low ESR, compared to prey, such as deer or bunnies:
Predator Pattern:
(I was SO tempted to include an Epstein joke here)
Prey Pattern:
So with all of that said, I would kindly request all the dolphin copers trying to claim otherwise, to fuck right off to the operating table.
(I was SO tempted to include an Epstein joke here)
Prey Pattern:
I would unironically argue that it’s actually way more worth getting OBO for high ESR, than for low ESR, when they can be in the exact same Tier, even including extreme examples (look at that .39 ESR ogre bagging Lima (yes, he had halos going for him too, bur that ESR is fucking death tier. If he had the dolphin equivalent of that ESR, he would look syndromic, and would be rotting on .is), as opposed to kids from case studies, with similar deviations to Jarić, but towards the opposite end, being forced to get OBO because of how (unfortunately) retarded they look, even as far as having that shit labelled as craniofacial dystrophy (rightfully so). ALL public OBO cases for said craniofacial dystrophy have been performed on turbo dolphins, never on turbo cyclopses).
(inb4 @RealSurgerymax no need to thank me for upping your OBO client base
Now this doesn’t mean that dolphins don’t deserve to live, but when people go on about “muh high ESR is law”, they just sound braindead.
P.S. I myself am a cyclops, but this thread is neither biased (provided all proof included), nor have I been prompted to write it due to some argument; I just felt like it.
@Menas @curryascenderr @coispet @h76
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