Artemis
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I WENT CLUBBING TONIGHT.Guess what?
I pulled the girl I mentioned in this thread: https://looksmax.org/threads/does-this-stacylite-want-me.611731/
YALL TOLD ME IT WAS OVER AND THAT SHE WASN'T INTERESTED HAHAHAHAHAA.
I would love to tell you how I pulled her in the club, because I was so smooth and inventive with it. But that's for another time.
PROOF THAT TEXT GAME IS COPE!!!
Anyway, I NEARLY GOT BEATEN UP.
How?
Well, here's me trying to explain it:
I was walking out of the club, by myself, at 4 am.
I was hungry so I was heading to McDonald's, which was unfortunately shut.
Just outside McDonald's were 3 guys on a bench. They were wearing tracksuits, had their hoodies on, and were in their 20s.
As I get there, one says "Yo McDonald's is shut mate".
Drunk as fuck, I answer "Yeah no shit mate. I can see".
The guy gave me the look, but he was mostly stunned. He was not the type of guy 140lbs teenage twigs like myself would insult.
"Are you taking the fucking piss mate?" he continued.
I said that I wasn't. I felt the tension rise so I wanted to calm the situation down, so I asked:
"Yo do you guys listen to Juice WRLD??"
The shortest of the three guys said "yeah". I asked him what his favourite song was and he answered "Arctic Tundra".
That used to be my favourite song too, so I started singing it in front of them.
After like 5 seconds, the main guy who was already mad ordered me to shut the fuck up.
I didn't. I love that song so I kept going. I even danced too. The short guy didn't join in with me so I told him to sing too. He ignored me.
At this point the main guy was really pissed.
He said:
"You are way too fucking confident mate. If I were you I'd be running back home right now".
I chuckled and said "make me". I'm not fucking joking, I actually said that.
He snapped "I hope you run fast".
To which I loftily said "Of course I run fast. I'm the fastest guy in this city".
He started counting. Slowly.
"One."
I stood there
"Two."
I did not budge. Smiling, I said "Three!" and chuckled.
"Three."
He jumped up and started running after me.
I may have been drunk, but I was alert, so I started running as fast as I could.
I ran down the whole street and he was still following.
After 30 seconds, he finally stopped chasing. Probably the longest 30 seconds of my life.
As he stopped, I stopped too.
I was full on in an adrenaline rush and I screamed:
"Come on you fat fuck!".
I'm not making this up, I fucking swear. I said that. He wasn't even fat lol.
By this time, his two other friends had caught up, and all three were now trying to catch me.
This time I was really scared. No matter how much I outpaced them, they did not give up. I kept thinking to myself that i could not trip, cus if I did, I would have been killed.
Those guys were fucking scary. They still had their hoodies on and God knows if they were armed. What was I thinking.
They were screaming at me. "Let's fucking fight you fa*got", "Stop running away you pussy. Come fight".
I literally had tears in my eyes while I was running. My consciousness kicked back in.
I was tireless though, I could have sprinted forever.
I kid you not, that pursuit lasted 5 whole fucking minutes. Yes 5 minutes. They ran for so fucking long.
I finally ran towards people waiting at a bus stop, and when I turned around I could see the three guys walking towards me, not running anymore.
I felt relieved.
I told the guys at the bus stop that the three guys tried to molest me JFL. Some woman took me super seriously and offered to call the police, which I declined about 5 times within 15 seconds. Bless her.
As they were getting closer, I yelled "Fuck you fatsoes!" and showed them my middle fingers. The lady at the bus stop told me to shut up lmao.
The three guys answered by yelling some insults and ordering me to come to them "if I was a real man". I smiled at them haughtily from where I was.
10 seconds later, they just turned into some random alleyway.
That's the last I saw of them.
As someone said in another thread, autism + low inhib is a deadly combo.
But yeah, I should never go out by myself, especially when drunk like that.
Here's another video where I explain it better kinda:
Ignore the subhuman UEE. My face is swollen from that ingrown hair too. I went to the ER today becasue of it JFL . The doctor just gave me some antibiotics.
Anyway,
Hope you're doing well boys.
I wish you success in whatever you're trying to achieve.
Pneumo
All good, BUT WHAT IS THIS?
Don't tell me those guys not just beat you, but also...