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Preface: im 17yo 175cm mtn
Also never hugged kissed or fucked a foid
Can’t sleep so ill just tell everybody about this
Last Friday (as in 2 days ago) I was at a function with a few of my guy friends maybe 5 or 6 guys and 3 girls.
I pulled up in the worst fit lowkey cos I was expecting to be a side character since I had some beef with the host a week earlier. Had no expectations for anything. Then the night kind of started and somehow some fucking way or another I get kind of tipsy after just a few shots. (Oh yeah I’ve drunk before but never vaped or smoked or anything) anyway I’m usually heavier weight than this. But anyway I was kind of tipsy pretty early on at like 10pm and was sitting around a fire with everybody when I fake kissed my friend (I’m not a fuckin homosexual didn’t make any contact it was jokes) and then this ltb (who is the host I was beefing the week prior btw) said “if I kiss you will you kiss him again” and I said on my cats life when I don’t even have a cat or anything and she fuckin knows that. And she lowkey kissed me and I thought nothing of it. Then for the next like 45 mins I had my first vape, cigarette and zyn which was such a weird experience and it got to a point where we were doing a smoke train and ltb kept messing it up like 10 times when it was her turn to go on me so she recommended we just went lips on lips to do it and somehow I was so fucking retarded that I didn’t realise till the morning after that she kept messing it up on purpose to kiss me.
Anyway then my friends kind of saw what was happening and a mtb kind of locked us in the living room which was when it got real weird cos ltb just kissed me a bunch and asked to fuck. I said nah I’m not ready and allat and I’m scared and shit. And I pushed her away and tried to get up but then she straddled her other leg around my waist (clothes on the whole time btw) and at that point I just let her stay there and kiss me a bunch but even tho i was drunk I still didn’t kiss her back or anything and she put her hand on my dick and shit and at that point I fully pushed her off and started messaging the boys to come back (all my friends left the house for a little bit to buy some shit and cos they kind of saw her wanting it so they js assumed we were gonna fuck or something I forgot to mention).
But then thanks to the grace of whatever the fucks up there my friend comes back with this low stacylite and she starts dancing with me a bit. She has a boyfriend but Im 100% sure she is the type of girl who would cheat on him. But yeah I dance with stacylite a little bit and my friend and the ltb are just sitting down (it’s just us 4 in the house atp) and then ltb comes to me and asks if i want to go to her room and I keep saying no but she’s such a beg but I keep saying no. Sometime later everyone’s back at the house and even her parents are home and she kind of dissapeared but then my friends finds her in the toilet and she was throwing up
OH YEAH I FORGOT TO MENTION i was in the toilet and one point and she came in when I was full naked and sat on my lap then I shut the door but it didn’t have a lock. Luckily she actually left me alone tho
But anyways she was throwing up and I went to look after her cos I’m a respectable young man and we left the ltbs house at around 1am. Her dad shook my hand before I left because I took care of her and I didn’t take advantage or anything.
But anyway yeah she was probably a mtb icl but I was so disgusted in my mind she’s a ltb. She goes to my gym tho her body’s getting kind of fit I must say.
Had the opportunity to lose pretty much every card I have but rejected her and she nearly forced me. After that me and my htn and mtn friend left with the mtb girl and stayed up the whole night frolicking in fields and all that sunshine and rainbows shit. Also threw up the next morning from either 1 hours sleep or too much alcohol or whatever the fuck.
idk if this is interesting it’s probably a dnr for the people on the forum who acrually get play but this is the most eventful thing that’s ever happened to me and at least 2/3 of the forum would probably pay for that experience.
Also never hugged kissed or fucked a foid
Can’t sleep so ill just tell everybody about this
Last Friday (as in 2 days ago) I was at a function with a few of my guy friends maybe 5 or 6 guys and 3 girls.
I pulled up in the worst fit lowkey cos I was expecting to be a side character since I had some beef with the host a week earlier. Had no expectations for anything. Then the night kind of started and somehow some fucking way or another I get kind of tipsy after just a few shots. (Oh yeah I’ve drunk before but never vaped or smoked or anything) anyway I’m usually heavier weight than this. But anyway I was kind of tipsy pretty early on at like 10pm and was sitting around a fire with everybody when I fake kissed my friend (I’m not a fuckin homosexual didn’t make any contact it was jokes) and then this ltb (who is the host I was beefing the week prior btw) said “if I kiss you will you kiss him again” and I said on my cats life when I don’t even have a cat or anything and she fuckin knows that. And she lowkey kissed me and I thought nothing of it. Then for the next like 45 mins I had my first vape, cigarette and zyn which was such a weird experience and it got to a point where we were doing a smoke train and ltb kept messing it up like 10 times when it was her turn to go on me so she recommended we just went lips on lips to do it and somehow I was so fucking retarded that I didn’t realise till the morning after that she kept messing it up on purpose to kiss me.
Anyway then my friends kind of saw what was happening and a mtb kind of locked us in the living room which was when it got real weird cos ltb just kissed me a bunch and asked to fuck. I said nah I’m not ready and allat and I’m scared and shit. And I pushed her away and tried to get up but then she straddled her other leg around my waist (clothes on the whole time btw) and at that point I just let her stay there and kiss me a bunch but even tho i was drunk I still didn’t kiss her back or anything and she put her hand on my dick and shit and at that point I fully pushed her off and started messaging the boys to come back (all my friends left the house for a little bit to buy some shit and cos they kind of saw her wanting it so they js assumed we were gonna fuck or something I forgot to mention).
But then thanks to the grace of whatever the fucks up there my friend comes back with this low stacylite and she starts dancing with me a bit. She has a boyfriend but Im 100% sure she is the type of girl who would cheat on him. But yeah I dance with stacylite a little bit and my friend and the ltb are just sitting down (it’s just us 4 in the house atp) and then ltb comes to me and asks if i want to go to her room and I keep saying no but she’s such a beg but I keep saying no. Sometime later everyone’s back at the house and even her parents are home and she kind of dissapeared but then my friends finds her in the toilet and she was throwing up
OH YEAH I FORGOT TO MENTION i was in the toilet and one point and she came in when I was full naked and sat on my lap then I shut the door but it didn’t have a lock. Luckily she actually left me alone tho
But anyways she was throwing up and I went to look after her cos I’m a respectable young man and we left the ltbs house at around 1am. Her dad shook my hand before I left because I took care of her and I didn’t take advantage or anything.
But anyway yeah she was probably a mtb icl but I was so disgusted in my mind she’s a ltb. She goes to my gym tho her body’s getting kind of fit I must say.
Had the opportunity to lose pretty much every card I have but rejected her and she nearly forced me. After that me and my htn and mtn friend left with the mtb girl and stayed up the whole night frolicking in fields and all that sunshine and rainbows shit. Also threw up the next morning from either 1 hours sleep or too much alcohol or whatever the fuck.
idk if this is interesting it’s probably a dnr for the people on the forum who acrually get play but this is the most eventful thing that’s ever happened to me and at least 2/3 of the forum would probably pay for that experience.
it was right there in front of you, have fun never experiencing an opportunity like that again 
