Lucasegolifts genuinely has the worst luck imaginable

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Brutal shit brah @lucasegolifts
 
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As if bloated no ang LTN wasnt brutal enough..
 
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As if bloated no ang LTN wasnt brutal enough..
This guys gear has been found out to be fake so many times, and on top of that he has an adenoma which could burst at any time
 
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This guys gear has been found out to be fake so many times, and on top of that he has an adenoma which could burst at any time
I've seen the tiktoks lol

Unfortunately andrew mogs him to death i remember when they used to have beef
 
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I've seen the tiktoks lol

Unfortunately andrew mogs him to death i remember when they used to have beef
Oh yeah its been a year since that now lol, crazy how time flies

Its been sad seeing his downfall though, used to watch him back in 2023 during his bulk
 
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hes inspired me to hop on ngl
 
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He is the frank tufano of gymcels
 
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hes inspired me to hop on ngl
My gear arrives soon funnily enough.

I love him but man he shouldve never hopped on considering the fact he had that liver tumour
 
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My gear arrives soon funnily enough.

I love him but man he shouldve never hopped on considering the fact he had that liver tumour
yeah should have atleast waited but oh well
 
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He is the frank tufano of gymcels
He was above average facially, and in height & frame. Instead of wasting all that money on gear he shouldve saved up for malar fat pad removal and a rhino
 
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He was above average facially, and in height & frame. Instead of wasting all that money on gear he shouldve saved up for malar fat pad removal and a rhino
Absolutely he was pretty good looking before the gear and even now he doesn’t look that bad, but he got unlucky
 
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@luuk @abzz @wuzzdio @joao23 @sick kunt31
 
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@luuk @abzz @wuzzdio @joao23 @sick kunt31
how can this nigga not source good shit

but 14 year olds on here can

like come on man

it gets to a point, right?
 
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is he talking about killing himself?
 
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how can this nigga not source good shit

but 14 year olds on here can

like come on man

it gets to a point, right?
Its happened multiple times at this point, either iqpill or just insanely bad luck

But considering ive watched this guy for years id say bad luck at this point :KEKW:
 
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is he talking about killing himself?
Hopefully not, id say its more so a case of just now LDARing

Plus hes gone through phases where he just starts making really blackpilled posts out of nowhere. Wouldnt be surprised if he hops on another cycle in a month :feelskek:
 
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Its happened multiple times at this point
that's crazy
either iqpill
i would blame it on this :LOLW:
or just insanely bad luck
could be
But considering ive watched this guy for years id say bad luck at this point :KEKW:
fair fair

why doesn't he just come on here and beg for sources like half the greys

sure, he'll be seen as an annoying fuck, but at least he'll find something good for once lol
 
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why doesn't he just come on here and beg for sources like half the greys
He has an account on here, so im assuming he must have found a source here too
 
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Not even ugly, he can be a pornstar
He has insane milf people, no idea why hes risked his life by blasting gear. Plus hes 6’2 with a wide bidelt
 
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I think he is just not locked in. He always goes to his gym when it’s closed and just generally doesn’t think before he acts. Sucks about the adenoma tho.
 
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that's bad but not crazy, you need to open your eyes
 
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I think he is just not locked in. He always goes to his gym when it’s closed and just generally doesn’t think before he acts. Sucks about the adenoma tho.
Nicks ice cream is the reason for his downfall
 
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He was above average facially, and in height & frame. Instead of wasting all that money on gear he shouldve saved up for malar fat pad removal and a rhino
it doesn't seem like he did a lot especially in that time frame

you're talking about rhino as if that's not easier to fuck up
 
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0.00000000001% of Frank Tufano pain
 
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0.00000000001% of Frank Tufano pain
Lucasegolifts would probably go to get a surgery and find out the doctor he had a consultation with was an AI robot
 
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Lucasegolifts would probably go to get a surgery and find out the doctor he had a consultation with was an AI robot
Frank tufano probably wouldn’t find out
 
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Frank tufano probably wouldn’t find out
We need to start a gofundme for his roof, however hed probably deny it since its coming from the forum :fuk:
 
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