Over Lucasegolifts genuinely has the worst luck imaginable

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Brutal shit brah @lucasegolifts
 
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is he talking about killing himself?
Hopefully not, id say its more so a case of just now LDARing

Plus hes gone through phases where he just starts making really blackpilled posts out of nowhere. Wouldnt be surprised if he hops on another cycle in a month :feelskek:
 
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Its happened multiple times at this point
that's crazy
either iqpill
i would blame it on this :LOLW:
or just insanely bad luck
could be
But considering ive watched this guy for years id say bad luck at this point :KEKW:
fair fair

why doesn't he just come on here and beg for sources like half the greys

sure, he'll be seen as an annoying fuck, but at least he'll find something good for once lol
 
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why doesn't he just come on here and beg for sources like half the greys
He has an account on here, so im assuming he must have found a source here too
 
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Not even ugly, he can be a pornstar
He has insane milf people, no idea why hes risked his life by blasting gear. Plus hes 6’2 with a wide bidelt
 
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I think he is just not locked in. He always goes to his gym when it’s closed and just generally doesn’t think before he acts. Sucks about the adenoma tho.
 
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that's bad but not crazy, you need to open your eyes
 
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I think he is just not locked in. He always goes to his gym when it’s closed and just generally doesn’t think before he acts. Sucks about the adenoma tho.
Nicks ice cream is the reason for his downfall
 
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He was above average facially, and in height & frame. Instead of wasting all that money on gear he shouldve saved up for malar fat pad removal and a rhino
it doesn't seem like he did a lot especially in that time frame

you're talking about rhino as if that's not easier to fuck up
 
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0.00000000001% of Frank Tufano pain
Lucasegolifts would probably go to get a surgery and find out the doctor he had a consultation with was an AI robot
 
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Frank tufano probably wouldn’t find out
We need to start a gofundme for his roof, however hed probably deny it since its coming from the forum :fuk:
 

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