Made a Fiverr gig as a poorcel

[lstar2005]

Send me an offer so I can buy a hammer to bonesmash and mog the pakicel living nextdoors
Also how do I boost sales, I just spam retarded facebook groups JFL

https://www.fiverr.com/s/q0lGV5

im nietzechean btw

 

[lstar2005]

i need some other gigs too, i thought about selling semen/nofap coaching to hamzacels. maybe even copywriting with chatgpt. or brochure making

 

[Pakicel]

What's the povertycel cutoff where you live?

 

[DoII]

Send me an offer so I can buy a hammer to bonesmash and mog the pakicel living nextdoors
Also how do I boost sales, I just spam retarded facebook groups JFL

https://www.fiverr.com/s/q0lGV5

im nietzechean btw

I’m buying it now

 

[DoII]

What's the povertycel cutoff where you live?

Bro isn’t fiverr some Indian slave type shit

 

[Pakicel]

Bro isn’t fiverr some Indian slave type shit

It probably isn't enough for OP to escape povertyceldom unless he can get a few generous clients.

 

[lstar2005]

What's the povertycel cutoff where you live?

whats

Bro isn’t fiverr some Indian slave type shit

gotta start somehow

 

[lstar2005]

It probably isn't enough for OP to escape povertyceldom unless he can get a few generous clients.

for sure, I'm only 18 and still at school so I just want to make some cash on the side

 

[Pakicel]

whats

How much do you need to make per year to escape povertyceldom?

 

[lstar2005]

How much do you need to make per year to escape povertyceldom?

like 1,2k€/month MINIMUM(avg. paying job is like 900), inflation in the Balkans combined with shit politicians made it much worse.

 

[lstar2005]

I’m buying it now

shoot me an offer, we can negotiate the prices

 

[DoII]

shoot me an offer, we can negotiate the prices

$1 an hour ok bro

 

[lstar2005]

$1 an hour ok bro

 

[Pakicel]

like 1,2k€/month MINIMUM(avg. paying job is like 900), inflation in the Balkans combined with shit politicians made it much worse.

Shouldn't be too hard to make that much.

Here in London, the povertycel cutoff is 70k per year. It's pretty brutal in other parts of the UK as well. Most UKcels are trapped in a cycle of povertyceldom.

 

[pentamogged9000]

You shouldn't start with such a high price, start off really low because there are indiancels charging like $1 for that same stuff, if you have similar price range people should pick you over them

 

[lstar2005]

You shouldn't start with such a high price, start off really low because there are indiancels charging like $1 for that same stuff, if you have similar price range people should pick you over them

good point, what would be a fair price? i animate and make my slides look like this but jew fiverr only supports pdfs (no animations)

 

[Deleted member 49072]

unironically i think semen retention coach sounds like a good hustle, all u gotta do is tell the dude to not nut and you can charge by the day/week or something, like 5 - 10 bucks a day? do that with 10 people and you can make like 500 - 700 per week, maybe more when you keep getting better reviews and such

but charge low early on because pajeetcels will already do that for 1 dollar per week or sum , rack up some revs

 

[lstar2005]

unironically i think semen retention coach sounds like a good hustle, all u gotta do is tell the dude to not nut and you can charge by the day/week or something, like 5 - 10 bucks a day? do that with 10 people and you can make like 500 - 700 per week, maybe more when you keep getting better reviews

market saturated asf tho

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

256 sounds high af

 

[Deleted member 49072]

market saturated asf tho

true, but that's like every market rn, if ur bad ur bad, but you gotta start somewhere no?, i might try this myself no cap maybe 1 day, just look professional, fake it till you make it, when you ascend you making good money and just texting to check up a few people per day, maybe occasional calls and paragraph u can chatgpt and tweak, just watch other semen retention youtubers and clone what they say, read new forums, the yap session will never end, so does porn addiction, infinite money glitch