@marshadow vs @volksstaffel in a fight

[marshadow]

Ts dude thinks he would beat me in a fight.
Lets do a stat comparison.

@Volksstaffel :
Height: 6’2
Weight: 145 LBS
Training: none

@marshadow :
Height: 5’6
Weight: 170
Training: none in combat, but been lifting seriously for 3 years

Ngl I would maul this dude, too low for him to hit me with any straights and he can’t hit uppers. Not to mention due to the leveling I could throw straights and hooks at his soft midsection which I guarantee he doesn’t know how to harden. Also I could very realistically wrestle fuck him, shorter men are better at grappling due to being more compact and I weightmog him.

 

[Volksstaffel]

I maul your ass

 

[The Homelander]

 

[marshadow]

I maul your ass

Reasoning?

 

[marshadow]

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Me af

 

[marshadow]

Ts dude thinks he would beat me in a fight.
Lets do a stat comparison.

@Volksstaffel :
Height: 6’2
Weight: 145 LBS
Training: none

@marshadow :
Height: 5’6
Weight: 170
Training: none in combat, but been lifting seriously for 3 years

Ngl I would maul this dude, too low for him to hit me with any straights and he can’t hit uppers. Not to mention due to the leveling I could throw straights and hooks at his soft midsection which I guarantee he doesn’t know how to harden. Also I could very realistically wrestle fuck him, shorter men are better at grappling due to being more compact and I weightmog him.

@R1PPer opinion? Who u putting ur money on

 

[Snicket]

Ts dude thinks he would beat me in a fight.
Lets do a stat comparison.

@Volksstaffel :
Height: 6’2
Weight: 145 LBS
Training: none

@marshadow :
Height: 5’6
Weight: 170
Training: none in combat, but been lifting seriously for 3 years

Ngl I would maul this dude, too low for him to hit me with any straights and he can’t hit uppers. Not to mention due to the leveling I could throw straights and hooks at his soft midsection which I guarantee he doesn’t know how to harden. Also I could very realistically wrestle fuck him, shorter men are better at grappling due to being more compact and I weightmog him.

Hello?

 

[marshadow]

Hello?

hi

 

[Volksstaffel]

@RecessedBoss
@Alias!
@sigmamogger
@Mess

 

[Snicket]

hi

You doing okay?

 

[marshadow]

You doing okay?

Im doing great man how are you?

 

[Snicket]

Im doing great man how are you?

Not so good but I'm getting by.

 

[Mess]

I have a feeling @marshadow is built like a mini pekka.

 

[marshadow]

@RecessedBoss
@Alias!
@sigmamogger
@Mess

@whitebitchslayer
@superpsycho

 

[RecessedBoss]

What if marshadow takes chunks of his bodyfat and starts flinging them at volk like David n Goliath

 

[marshadow]

Not so good but I'm getting by.

Thats what its about man, just keep chugging along. You got it broski.

 

[marshadow]

What if he takes chunks of his bodyfat and starts flinging them at you like David n Goliath

See? Another reason id win.

 

[marshadow]

I have a feeling @marshadow is built like a mini pekka.

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I have been compared to a mini pekka on various occasions.

 

[batman1997]

Lifting doesnt mean you can fight anyways idk Who would win..

 

[R1PPer]

@R1PPer opinion? Who u putting ur money on

Nigga @Volksstaffel is getting rage raped

 

[R1PPer]

145 pounds holy twnk

 

[R1PPer]

Lifting doesnt mean you can fight anyways idk Who would win..

@Volksstaffel had never touched any sport in his life

 

[Volksstaffel]

@Volksstaffel had never touched any sport in his life

I almost went professional in football and I play tennis

 

[marshadow]

Lifting doesnt mean you can fight anyways idk Who would win..

Yea but im stronger and neither are trained so

 

[batman1997]

@Volksstaffel had never touched any sport in his life

Ok but lifting weights isnt a fighting sport

 

[marshadow]

Nigga @Volksstaffel is getting rage raped

Real brah

 

[marshadow]

I almost went professional in football and I play tennis

Soccer btw**** not football like in America

 

[superpsycho]

me

 

[marshadow]

me

Aura

 

[batman1997]

Ok but lifting weights isnt a fighting sport

Just cause you lifting weights doesnt mean you can actually fight its like comparing 2 different things

 

[Volksstaffel]

Soccer btw**** not football like in America

@Volksstaffel had never touched any sport in his life

I have some muscles

 

[marshadow]

Just cause you lifting weights doesnt mean you can actually fight its like comparing 2 different things

Everyone understands that bro, but being stronger (significantly) is DEFINITELY an advantage in a fight.

 

[R1PPer]

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I have some muscles

@marshadow

 

[marshadow]

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I have some muscles

Promise ts will not save u from the wrestle fucking imma Arman Tsarukyan you lil bro

 

[marshadow]

@marshadow

Don’t be mean now cmonnn

 

[Bugmaxxed]

Height: 5’6
Weight: 170

If he runs around for a bit you're out of breath fatty

 

[marshadow]

If he runs around for a bit you're out of breath fatty

I train cardio brah

 

[R1PPer]

Don’t be mean now cmonnn

 

[Bugmaxxed]

I train cardio brah

You're 5'6 170 pal

 

[Alias!]

Ts dude thinks he would beat me in a fight.
Lets do a stat comparison.

@Volksstaffel :
Height: 6’2
Weight: 145 LBS
Training: none

@marshadow :
Height: 5’6
Weight: 170
Training: none in combat, but been lifting seriously for 3 years

Ngl I would maul this dude, too low for him to hit me with any straights and he can’t hit uppers. Not to mention due to the leveling I could throw straights and hooks at his soft midsection which I guarantee he doesn’t know how to harden. Also I could very realistically wrestle fuck him, shorter men are better at grappling due to being more compact and I weightmog him.

Y’all both easy pickings, no vote from me incels

 

[marshadow]

You're 5'6 170 pal

True but I lost 30 LBS in a month and a half while training cardio so

 

[marshadow]

Y’all both easy pickings, no vote from me incels

I would maul frrr

 

[R1PPer]

I have some muscles

Telegram…

 

[marshadow]

Telegram…

Making a GC

 

[Bugmaxxed]

True but I lost 30 LBS in a month and a half while training cardio so

You were 5'6 200???

 

[marshadow]

You were 5'6 200???

Yea the bulk went a TADDD too far lmfao

 

[marshadow]

Bump

 

[sigmamogger]

@Volksstaffel cause he's 6'2 but 145lbs
Im not sure about it but i'll put my money on volk
Just know I'll beat you both i'm a white belt in kickboxing