@marshadow vs @volksstaffel in a fight

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Ts dude thinks he would beat me in a fight.
Lets do a stat comparison.

@Volksstaffel :
Height: 6’2
Weight: 145 LBS
Training: none

@marshadow :
Height: 5’6
Weight: 170
Training: none in combat, but been lifting seriously for 3 years

Ngl I would maul this dude, too low for him to hit me with any straights and he can’t hit uppers. Not to mention due to the leveling I could throw straights and hooks at his soft midsection which I guarantee he doesn’t know how to harden. Also I could very realistically wrestle fuck him, shorter men are better at grappling due to being more compact and I weightmog him.
 
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I maul your ass :feelskek:
 
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Ts dude thinks he would beat me in a fight.
Lets do a stat comparison.

@Volksstaffel :
Height: 6’2
Weight: 145 LBS
Training: none

@marshadow :
Height: 5’6
Weight: 170
Training: none in combat, but been lifting seriously for 3 years

Ngl I would maul this dude, too low for him to hit me with any straights and he can’t hit uppers. Not to mention due to the leveling I could throw straights and hooks at his soft midsection which I guarantee he doesn’t know how to harden. Also I could very realistically wrestle fuck him, shorter men are better at grappling due to being more compact and I weightmog him.
@R1PPer opinion? Who u putting ur money on
 
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Ts dude thinks he would beat me in a fight.
Lets do a stat comparison.

@Volksstaffel :
Height: 6’2
Weight: 145 LBS
Training: none

@marshadow :
Height: 5’6
Weight: 170
Training: none in combat, but been lifting seriously for 3 years

Ngl I would maul this dude, too low for him to hit me with any straights and he can’t hit uppers. Not to mention due to the leveling I could throw straights and hooks at his soft midsection which I guarantee he doesn’t know how to harden. Also I could very realistically wrestle fuck him, shorter men are better at grappling due to being more compact and I weightmog him.
Hello?
 
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I have a feeling @marshadow is built like a mini pekka.

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What if marshadow takes chunks of his bodyfat and starts flinging them at volk like David n Goliath
 
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Lifting doesnt mean you can fight anyways idk Who would win..
 
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145 pounds holy twnk:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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me
 
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Ok but lifting weights isnt a fighting sport
Just cause you lifting weights doesnt mean you can actually fight its like comparing 2 different things
 
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Just cause you lifting weights doesnt mean you can actually fight its like comparing 2 different things
Everyone understands that bro, but being stronger (significantly) is DEFINITELY an advantage in a fight.
 
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Ts dude thinks he would beat me in a fight.
Lets do a stat comparison.

@Volksstaffel :
Height: 6’2
Weight: 145 LBS
Training: none

@marshadow :
Height: 5’6
Weight: 170
Training: none in combat, but been lifting seriously for 3 years

Ngl I would maul this dude, too low for him to hit me with any straights and he can’t hit uppers. Not to mention due to the leveling I could throw straights and hooks at his soft midsection which I guarantee he doesn’t know how to harden. Also I could very realistically wrestle fuck him, shorter men are better at grappling due to being more compact and I weightmog him.
Y’all both easy pickings, no vote from me incels:feelshmm:
 
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Bump
 
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@Volksstaffel cause he's 6'2 but 145lbs:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Im not sure about it but i'll put my money on volk:feelswat::feelswat::feelswat:
Just know I'll beat you both i'm a white belt in kickboxing😈🤙
 

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