massive WASP contact sports athletes are terrifying

[CelestialEmpire]

i just saw a pair of brothers who play rugby at yale they went to my boarding school at a bar we all pre at tonight

ones 22 and ones 20 and theyre 6'8 285lb lean and 6'10 310lb lean, literally Oliver O'Connor phenotypes and archetypes. their last names are terra WASPy

they both beat TF out of a group of 6 tourists from somewhere like turkey or egypt cuz one of them spilled a drink on them JFL. literally heard one guys femur snap after a oblique kick from one of the brothers.

another ethnics forehead split apart after a headbutt from his ultra robust warrior-conqueror browridge

the ambulance came and it was sheer chaos, the paramedics took their sweet time taking the victims to the ICU cuz the brothers have an uncle who's a senator and he passed a bill providing more funding to hospital response teams in 2023 or something so hes like a hero to hospital workers they were like "hey ethan and theo, hows your uncle been doing? is he back from st tropez yet?"

 

[tarkdriad33]

 

[vexd]

lowk dnr

but on a more important note why is org so slow its running off a potato @Master fix your forum nigger

 

[Saint Casanova]

Tales from Chinatown’s worst rated noodle bar at 2AM

 

[AestheticsHell]

I am pretty sure this is a fetish atp

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[tertaf]

you are a gook

 

[silently_said]

The text describes an alleged incident in which the writer claims to have seen two very large brothers who play rugby at Yale at a bar. According to the account:

• The brothers, described as 22 and 20 years old and exceptionally large, allegedly got into a fight with a group of six tourists after someone spilled a drink on them.
• The writer claims the brothers seriously injured multiple people, describing graphic injuries in an exaggerated and mocking way.
• The writer then says ambulances arrived, but alleges that paramedics were unusually friendly toward the brothers because their uncle is supposedly a senator who supported hospital funding, implying the brothers received preferential treatment.

The post uses internet slang, stereotypes, and hyperbolic language, making it difficult to assess its credibility. It reads more like an exaggerated or satirical internet story than a verifiable eyewitness account.