Masturbation helps your immune system

[TheMaxxer333]

I read an article about 4 years ago saying masturbating helps increase your immune system. Now every time I feel I’m getting sick I just masterbate 2x a day and I feel back to normal after the 3rd day. No fap copers on suicide watch.

 

[Deleted member 38235]

I fap about 3 x a day in November

 

[SEZAR]

Every time I nut my heart drops, I feel my eyes sink into my head, and I produce tears. Not to mention the mammoth headache followed by hours of vomit. Sometimes I pass out, only to wake up and find rope in my hands, and a milk crate position vertical to the ceiling fan. Masturbation feels bad. Maybe no pain no gain; and this thread is high IQ.

 

[Deleted member 52057]

 

[Deleted member 52057]

Every time I nut my heart drops, I feel my eyes sink into my head, and I produce tears. Not to mention the mammoth headache followed by hours of vomit. Sometimes I pass out, only to wake up and find rope in my hands, and a milk crate position vertical to the ceiling fan. Masturbation feels bad. Maybe no pain no gain; and this thread is high IQ.

dreambully

 

[Pogin_chan]

It's kind of true my day 3 of no fap was horrible i got a really bad fever for around 4 days and this cycle kept repeating after i finally relapsed i am thinking going no fap again tho

 

[Deleted member 13710]

Now every time I feel I’m getting sick I just masterbate 2x a day and I feel back to normal after the 3rd day.

So you have a decent immune system or a young [assuming] man. No masturbation required.

 

[Deleted member 1735]

Just when I thought the threads on this forum couldn't get any shittier, you really outdid yourself on this one OP

 

[TheMaxxer333]

Just when I thought the threads on this forum couldn't get any shittier, you really outdid yourself on this one OP

DNR

 

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