Mdma/alcohol/2cb low dose and fat chicks are the truth standardcels don't want to face

[gautama333]

No matter if you're lltn or htn, white mtb+ will always have an ego so gigantic they'll believe they're doing you a favor for letting you tap, and will do the most annoying shit to trigger my cortisol and INCEL RAGE. That, and that it's much higher effort to fuck them and also requieres jestermaxxing often.

However if you're mltn+ the fat chicks will treat you like fucking Jesus. Yeah they're not as good looking but pussy is pussy and the usually have big tits so the ROI is overall better. Add it to mdma/alcohol/2cb/roids or any drug that enhances libido and it'll be better than piping htb and you probably won't have to deal with all the bullshit.

This is the secret that guaranteed will make you live the chad life without having to worry about actually being a chat or inherent FOID retardation. Just make sure to be mltn+ not to have them treat you the same way as mtb+ foids. If you're sub3 this can't work, sub5 can jester his way around it maybe but optimal range is lmtn-lhtn.

 

[Bryce]

Gay ass post

 

[gautama333]

Gay ass post

Less gay than being virgin cause you haven't taken the (literal) fuck anything pills to bang fat ltb every weekend

 

[suicidemonkey]

However if you're mltn+ the fat chicks will treat you like fucking Jesus. Yeah they're not as good looking but pussy is pussy and the usually have big tits so the ROI is overall better. Add it to mdma/alcohol/2cb/roids or any drug that enhances libido and it'll be better than piping htb and you probably won't have to deal with all the bullshit.

This might be the funniest thing I’ve read all week

The fact that your brain had to source glucose for your neurotransmitters to fire and produce this is unfathomable to me