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"How did the SNL Biden getting suggestions from TikTok stars do?" A gentleman in black suit attire asked the folks that sat behind the big table. However, a white dress shirt guy seated tapping his fingers from both hands against one another at the edge of that table remained quiet and seemed like the leader of that company.
"We didn't get many clicks there. It's as if viewers are not interested in anything Biden does. Even if it's mocking him." A man in blue suit garments conveys to the group.
A woman in a tight sky-blue skirt and white braless blouse stands up as her titties jiggle along the way and announce, "We need to do something fast. We are losing viewers by the thousands per day."
"People don't watch cable networks anymore nor free broadcast stations. They're Netflixing, Huluing, Priming, HBOMaxxing. We're down to our website and Youtube viewers." The black suit says as the group sighs. A double glass door to that office opens, and a shady feller in all red attire manifests approaches the table carrying a laptop. He puts it on the table and unfolds it. There's a live stream window opened. A familiar man inside that screen sat with Chinese paintings behind him on a wall. Dr. Fauci.
The man at the edge states, "You all want to listen to what he says."
"Thank you," the red garb fellow replies and turns the computer around to where the group can see the devious doctor. "As you're aware, our ratings are plummeting across the networks." He says while sweeping across the eyes in the room. "I'm going to say two words and want you all to think about it for at least 60 seconds without saying anything." He reaches into his red jacket pocket and reveals a stopwatch. "I will time it—60 seconds."
The business people are perplexed by this odd approach but eager to hear the two words.
He clears his throat and speaks those very words as he presses the start button simultaneously. "Black plague." Dr. Fauci begins smiling.
"We didn't get many clicks there. It's as if viewers are not interested in anything Biden does. Even if it's mocking him." A man in blue suit garments conveys to the group.
A woman in a tight sky-blue skirt and white braless blouse stands up as her titties jiggle along the way and announce, "We need to do something fast. We are losing viewers by the thousands per day."
"People don't watch cable networks anymore nor free broadcast stations. They're Netflixing, Huluing, Priming, HBOMaxxing. We're down to our website and Youtube viewers." The black suit says as the group sighs. A double glass door to that office opens, and a shady feller in all red attire manifests approaches the table carrying a laptop. He puts it on the table and unfolds it. There's a live stream window opened. A familiar man inside that screen sat with Chinese paintings behind him on a wall. Dr. Fauci.
The man at the edge states, "You all want to listen to what he says."
"Thank you," the red garb fellow replies and turns the computer around to where the group can see the devious doctor. "As you're aware, our ratings are plummeting across the networks." He says while sweeping across the eyes in the room. "I'm going to say two words and want you all to think about it for at least 60 seconds without saying anything." He reaches into his red jacket pocket and reveals a stopwatch. "I will time it—60 seconds."
The business people are perplexed by this odd approach but eager to hear the two words.
He clears his throat and speaks those very words as he presses the start button simultaneously. "Black plague." Dr. Fauci begins smiling.
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